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Quote by Jags
PROVINCES??? PROVINCES???? Do you mean me Stone Age man????
Jags sweetie, how would you feel if, in the interests of raising the life expentency of the male members of Swinging Heaven, we got you naturalised? (Did I spell that right miss?) :P
lhk
Kat
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Swinging Heavnen

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(Did I spell that right miss?)

Nope!!!!!
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SWEETIE????? SWEETIE??????
Flipping heck Kate, what part of me makes you think I am a sweetie???? I only do acid drops! Mind you, you seem a bit of a sweetie yourself. kiss :kiss:
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I only do acid drops!

Please refrain from talking about drugs in the forum otherwise I will be forced to take action and delete the offending post!
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in the words of the prophet...
gman
Quote by gmanxxx
enjoy the bunker.... you have seen the jacuzzi courtesy of Steve_1? haven't you?
Gman

Still waiting to be paid for it too, you tight arse Gman.. come on. I've got a wife and 2 kids to support.. no money coming in.. bread for tea last night..
steve
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All this talk about pancakes, tossing etc....
Not one mention of the batter????
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I didnt get home from work until 8pm and missed out on Nicky and the kids having piles of pancakes... boo hoo...
But Nicky made up for it later by giving me a battering I will never forget. {Ok, bassdude, is that better now, I took the bait. smile)
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I didnt get home from work until 8pm and missed out on Nicky and the kids having piles of pancakes... boo hoo...
But Nicky made up for it later by giving me a battering I will never forget. {Ok, bassdude, is that better now, I took the bait. smile)

Close Andy, but no coconut!!! Thanks for keeping this topic out of the gutter though (where I originally sent it!!)
By the way, in regards to your lookalikes.... You look a bit like Fish when he was with Marillion (before he lost his hair!!)
8)
You would think with my rockstar/movie star looks and my rapier wit and charm and humour I would have invitations flooding in, wouldnt you? :ironic_smiley: LOL
Annnnnnnnyway, at the moment my ticket to ride has been revoked ;), so never mind. it doesnt stop me chatting though, and hopefully making some friends for the future. smile