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Who's got the best arse? (male)
:( Don't get me wrong... as arses go, it's very squeezable! :twisted:
But it keeps on leaping out at me.. it's making me go dizzy! :crazy:
Can you get it to stop - or slow down even? Just so I can get a good look at those springy buttocks! :twisted:
Oh, well... we shall have to wait til you come back, then?
But it keeps on leaping out at me.. it's making me go dizzy! :crazy:
Can you get it to stop - or slow down even? Just so I can get a good look at those springy buttocks! :twisted:
Oh, well... we shall have to wait til you come back, then?
Quote by Heather
Don't get me wrong... as arses go, it's very squeezable! :twisted:
I'll probably get a slap from Steve for this, but Heather you are missing a real treat if you haven't squeezed his arse..next time you see him, give it a gentle squeeze
Quote by steveg_nw
Springy buttocks???? :shock: :shock:
I was looking for a new nick for the chatroom but springy_buttocks???
Steve
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ccr xxxxxxxx
note to self...please make sure you go to the next nw munch to get another look and possible squeeze of Steve's arse
Please don't make me comment on Steve's arse. I keep getting into trouble over it.......
Oh ok, Steve's arse is the best I've SEEN and FELT. Steve knows that every time I see him I'm going to grab a feel.
You could just get your teeth into it :giggle:
Sorry Steve
:worship: :worship: :worship: your arse
Dawn :silly:
Oh ok, Steve's arse is the best I've SEEN and FELT. Steve knows that every time I see him I'm going to grab a feel.
You could just get your teeth into it :giggle:
Sorry Steve
:worship: :worship: :worship: your arseDawn :silly:
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Please don't make me comment on Steve's arse. I keep getting into trouble over it.......
Oh ok, Steve's arse is the best I've SEEN and FELT. Steve knows that every time I see him I'm going to grab a feel.
You could just get your teeth into it :giggle:
Sorry Steve
Dawn :silly:
am sure he wont mind me saying this.. but after much study and deliberation i have found that the_tongue has the best arse ever!!!! mmmmmmmm it makes ya want to do more than grab it! lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
Please don't make me comment on Steve's arse. I keep getting into trouble over it.......
Oh ok, Steve's arse is the best I've SEEN and FELT. Steve knows that every time I see him I'm going to grab a feel.
You could just get your teeth into it :giggle:
Sorry Steve
Dawn :silly:
am sure he wont mind me saying this.. but after much study and deliberation i have found that the_tongue has the best arse ever!!!! mmmmmmmm it makes ya want to do more than grab it! lol
Nooooooo and believe me I have felt both :giggle:
Tongue's bum is close but not as 'grabby' as Steve's, his just sits in your hands nicely. Tongue's bum is just a bit too small for me even though he does have a great body.
Maybe to give DreamerHelen a chance we should get tongue to upload a pic of his bum
: Come to that, MrFC's is pretty impressive as well..........:giggle:
Dawn :silly: (off for a cold shower)
Mod
What about mine!!!? 
Mal
Mal
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Please don't make me comment on Steve's arse. I keep getting into trouble over it.......
Oh ok, Steve's arse is the best I've SEEN and FELT. Steve knows that every time I see him I'm going to grab a feel.
You could just get your teeth into it :giggle:
Sorry Steve
Dawn :silly:
am sure he wont mind me saying this.. but after much study and deliberation i have found that the_tongue has the best arse ever!!!! mmmmmmmm it makes ya want to do more than grab it! lol
Nooooooo and believe me I have felt both :giggle:
Tongue's bum is close but not as 'grabby' as Steve's, his just sits in your hands nicely. Tongue's bum is just a bit too small for me even though he does have a great body.
Maybe to give DreamerHelen a chance we should get tongue to upload a pic of his bum
: Come to that, MrFC's is pretty impressive as well..........:giggle:
Dawn :silly: (off for a cold shower)
dawn.... hope we are not going to have to mud wrestle or anything over this...... but after feeling and closely inspecting both... tongues bum has to win!!!!!!!
sorry!
though i admit.. steves is quite nice too.!
Sex God
Quote by mal609
What about mine!!!?
Mal
oops!
and mals bum is very biteable too!
infact... i am sure if someone looks close enough.. they will spot my teethmarks from this weekend!
Nope, you are so wrong here wbb, get out the paddling pool and fill it with mud. I'm ready for you hun. I shall fight for the honour of Steve's bum.
Watch out people, this could get messy :giggle:
Mal, yours is a lovely bum, but I am sorry, I still have to go with Steve's as being the best.
Mal
Dawn :silly:
Watch out people, this could get messy :giggle:
Mal, yours is a lovely bum, but I am sorry, I still have to go with Steve's as being the best.
MalDawn :silly:
Sex God
NOWwill you accept that tongue has the nicest bum????
pmsl
WBB
xxx
Mod
Right Ladies
Since you hi-jacked Steve's original thread to discuss the merits of male bums, I have split the topic so you have your own little corner to fight over who's is best :sparring:
So far into the melee we have:
Steve
Mal
Tongue
Mr FC
So, are there anymore nominations before a poll is started for
"Swinging Heaven Rear of the Year"
Mal
Since you hi-jacked Steve's original thread to discuss the merits of male bums, I have split the topic so you have your own little corner to fight over who's is best :sparring:
So far into the melee we have:
Steve
Mal
Tongue
Mr FC
So, are there anymore nominations before a poll is started for
"Swinging Heaven Rear of the Year"
Mal
ok I'm going with Steve, tongue (even after the pics) Mal, MrFC
no no ............Tongue, MrFC, Steve, Mal
nooooooooo Steve, Mal, MrFC Tongue
Mal
MrFC
Steve
oh sod it!!!!!
I can't decide now. Please don't suggest anymore, I can't cope with the dilema.
Besides, every time I try and decide I end up needing a cold shower :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
(confused and thinking of bums)
no no ............Tongue, MrFC, Steve, Mal
nooooooooo Steve, Mal, MrFC Tongue
Mal
MrFC
Steve
oh sod it!!!!!
I can't decide now. Please don't suggest anymore, I can't cope with the dilema.
Besides, every time I try and decide I end up needing a cold shower :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
(confused and thinking of bums)
Sex God
erm...............far be it from me to add to dawn's confusion/constant need for cold showering but...........
since you're all such undoubted experts on the subject.........erm......could i offer up my bum for close personal inspection/squeezing/biting etc...........purely for the sake of comparison??? i understand WBB ((( go get some bloody work done! ))) in particular's quite good at this scientific research thingie??
i was once informed it was more like a girlies, whatever that means??
:sad: since i actually quite like girly bums i was just....erm...wondering if that was a compliment or not ((( i suspected at the time it was not :sad: )))
neil x x x x
since you're all such undoubted experts on the subject.........erm......could i offer up my bum for close personal inspection/squeezing/biting etc...........purely for the sake of comparison??? i understand WBB ((( go get some bloody work done! ))) in particular's quite good at this scientific research thingie??
i was once informed it was more like a girlies, whatever that means??
:sad: since i actually quite like girly bums i was just....erm...wondering if that was a compliment or not ((( i suspected at the time it was not :sad: )))neil x x x x
Perhaps we could set up an arse comparison event where all the girlies vote on the boys arses?
You could just stick youre bum through a curtain so there could be no cheating and Sarge could add the rear of the year to the SH awards
Why do I feel a serious failure to win coming on
Oh sod it at least wed all get a feel from the lovely ladies :lol:
You could just stick youre bum through a curtain so there could be no cheating and Sarge could add the rear of the year to the SH awards
Why do I feel a serious failure to win coming on
Oh sod it at least wed all get a feel from the lovely ladies :lol:
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Perhaps we could set up an arse comparison event where all the girlies vote on the boys arses?
You could just stick youre bum through a curtain so there could be no cheating and Sarge could add the rear of the year to the SH awards
Why do I feel a serious failure to win coming on
Oh sod it at least wed all get a feel from the lovely ladies :lol:
It would be like a glory hole but for bottoms. hehehe
Sex God
In order to decide once and for all, I need each contender for Swinging Heaven Rear of the Year to submit for closer scrutiny a pic of their arse to me ASAP. Better still, one pic of bare cheeks, one scantily clad (silk maybe :twisted: ), and one bending over.
When I have all contender's submissions, I will compare them and then decide. I may be some time though :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
It's not that I'm a pervy pic collector or anything, I just think this contest should be done fairly :wink: :wink:
When I have all contender's submissions, I will compare them and then decide. I may be some time though :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
It's not that I'm a pervy pic collector or anything, I just think this contest should be done fairly
:wink: :wink: Sex God
of the five nominations upto now i have only inspected 3 of them for a long enough time and at close enough range to pass comment on them!
however mrFc and Neil in leeds.... i am happy to rectify that so get over here and get ya pants down!
i doubt however you will beat the sqeezabilty of tongues bum or the bitabilty of mals!
however mrFc and Neil in leeds.... i am happy to rectify that so get over here and get ya pants down!
i doubt however you will beat the sqeezabilty of tongues bum or the bitabilty of mals!
Sex God
Good idea Warwick. It might be better if I take contender's pics, just so I get them all in a standardised format of course :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ...... so who's first?
Sex God
It's not far.... all roads lead to NW Munchland eventually
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
It's not far.... all roads lead to NW Munchland eventually
I always thought that all roads lead to Rome. Oh well, shows how much I know eh?
I would offer my back side for scrutiny but it is just getting close to lunch time so I don't want to put anybody off food.
Sex God
aaawwww lou........bad back indeed???
well.....i happen to give a very good massage i'll have you know........
tends to involve a certain degree of nudity so perhaps you could give me a preliminary examination and let me know exactly what i'm up against??? i may be in over my head here!!! ((( AGAIN!!!! )))
neil x x x x
well.....i happen to give a very good massage i'll have you know........
tends to involve a certain degree of nudity so perhaps you could give me a preliminary examination and let me know exactly what i'm up against??? i may be in over my head here!!! ((( AGAIN!!!! )))
neil x x x x
