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why are all the horny women up north

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Quote by Kiss_Me
I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!
:giggle:

I'm sorry I had to give in to temptation.................and your right it looks like someone bending down to pick up his car keys lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe it's time to revive the Adopt-a-Southerner scheme:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12047.html
Quote by celestria
I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:
Ooo - two hurting bums! :giggle:Sounds like a rough night at bloke's last night :giggle: :giggle: rotflmao :giggle: what the hell is this topic about... Im too busy pissin meself :giggle:
Quote by redpantherman
I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:
Ooo - two hurting bums! :giggle:Sounds like a rough night at bloke's last night :giggle: :giggle: rotflmao :giggle: what the hell is this topic about... Im too busy pissin meself :giggle:
The topic is:
Why are all the Northy Women up the Horn?
I think? rolleyes
Quote by niceandgentle
The topic is:
Why are all the Northy Women up the Horn?
I think? rolleyes

No, silly... the topic is:
Why is Bloke up all the Northern women? No... that's definately not right.... confused
Quote by Bloke2005
The topic is:
Why are all the Northy Women up the Horn?
I think? rolleyes

No, silly... the topic is:
Why is Bloke up all the Northern women? No... that's definately not right.... confused
more like
the northern women are horny cos bloke will never be up them
Earthy xx
Quote by earthchild
the northern women are horny cos bloke will never be up them
Earthy xx

I have two words to say .... husbands and boyfriends :giggle:
Quote by Bloke2005
the northern women are horny cos bloke will never be up them
Earthy xx

I have two words to say .... husbands and boyfriends :giggle:
would have to be someone elses lol
Quote by peame
all the women down south never reply to you no matter whether you send a long detailed reply to their ad.i think i'm going to move north

It must be something in the water! I've been up in Newcastle for the last 4 years and I had so much fun up there. Pulling and swinging and now I've moved back down to smoggy old London I have to agree that the action hasn't exactly taken off, but it's early days.
Get yourself up to Newcastle mate, plenty of talent to go round all ages, shapes and sizes. There's a couple of swinger clubs but they are a bit sparse.
Howay man! get yasel ower tha toon like. You'll av a belta time!
Quote by redpantherman
I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!
i thought you were just taking the piss til i had a look... that's hilarious!!
rotflmao
i would definately suggest a pic from another angle.
:giggle: I had to look! biggrin
Me too :shock:
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