why are all the horny women up north

21 Jun 2006

all the women down south never reply to you no matter whether you send a long detailed reply to their ad.i think i'm going to move north

21 Jun 2006

Aye?
10

21 Jun 2006

There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off? dunno

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off?

"rotflmao"
Maybe the women "up north" are just less choosey? :dunno:
:shock:
bolt

21 Jun 2006

Quote by peame
all the women down south never reply to you no matter whether you send a long detailed reply to their ad.i think i'm going to move north

:doh: :gagged:

21 Jun 2006

I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!
:giggle:

21 Jun 2006

why are all the horny women up north?
Because I am and I can't get round em all lol

:lol: :lol:
and the ones I do manage I'm shite with :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:

21 Jun 2006

My bum hurts

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
My bum hurts

hurts even more now :giggle:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!

i thought you were just taking the piss til i had a look... that's hilarious!!
rotflmao

i would definately suggest a pic from another angle.
:giggle:

21 Jun 2006

Well a tentative hello to ya peame... as u can well see 'why cant I get any action' posts are frowned upon on this forum - please take a while to look around SH... get to see 'how it all works'
As long as the mods dont have a problem with this...
I am not offering to be a mentor but if you wish by all means pm me with any questions or thoughts you may have.
Welcome to the forums!

21 Jun 2006

peame, did you not learn antthing from your other post ?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/731409.html#731409
At least one of the contributors has his buttons back now, so . . . . . . .

Aye?
10

9 . . .

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off?

"rotflmao"
Maybe the women "up north" are just less choosey? :dunno:
:shock:
bolt

:smackbottom:
8......

21 Jun 2006

Quote by fluffer
I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!

i thought you were just taking the piss til i had a look... that's hilarious!!
rotflmao

i would definately suggest a pic from another angle.
:giggle: I had to look! biggrin

21 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
9 . . .

Ooo I used to enjoy this game...........er it's 7 next I think is that right dunno

21 Jun 2006

Quote by celestria
There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off?

"rotflmao"
Maybe the women "up north" are just less choosey? :dunno:
:shock:
bolt

:smackbottom:
8......
:cry:
passionkiss

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
:cry:

:rose:

assionkiss:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by celestria

:cry:

:rose:

assionkiss:
biggrin

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

:cry:

:rose:

assionkiss:
biggrin

Sassy gets the popcorn and settles down to watch the action

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

:cry:

:rose:

assionkiss:
biggrin

:rascal: :hump: :smoke:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy

9 . . .

Ooo I used to enjoy this game...........er it's 7 next I think is that right dunno

I love hopscotch I do!
6

21 Jun 2006

winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:
5........

21 Jun 2006

Quote by winchwench
winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:
5........

cue sound of wind blowing and tumble weed rolls by :giggle:
Ahh you all know i'm only joking ................... I hope :shock: lol

21 Jun 2006

Ok ok.... the real reason most of the horny women live up north is because I used to live in Manchester! :grin:
When I moved back 'daaan saaaaaf' I left my harem up there - thus causing the disproportionate ratio of southern horny women to northern horny women.
This can by explained further by:
If southern lady = U and northern lady = L
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)).
You see?

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
This can by explained further by:
If southern lady = U and northern lady = L
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)).
You see?

clear as mud babe :silly:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:
5........

cue sound of wind blowing and tumble weed rolls by :giggle:
Ahh you all know i'm only joking ................... I hope :shock: lol

If he knows whats good for him.........(guess who he's coming to visit next week!...)
Sassy......just seen your sig- a motorbike with stabilisers is called a trike hun! Nearly had to give up & get one meself! :giggle:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by peame
why are all the horny women up north

:doh: Because everyone knows Wigan is the capital of Swing

21 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:5........

cue sound of wind blowing and tumble weed rolls by :giggle: Ahh you all know i'm only joking ................... I hope :shock: lol

I thought peame said they oooop the north bolt

I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:

Ooo - two hurting bums! :giggle:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:

Ooo - two hurting bums! :giggle:
Sounds like a rough night at bloke's last night :giggle: