Why Do People Not Not Een Reply To Emails

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
I know that i havent got an ad in at the moment but lied for the sake of a very funny joke (well, it made me laugh !!) I will be posting a ad with a picture soon. I`m just waiting for the rash to clear up and my hair to grow back first. But, in the meantime, if any lady wants to contact me then please feel free.

You LIED??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Good grief.
rolleyes

:roll:

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
I know that i havent got an ad in at the moment but lied for the sake of a very funny joke (well, it made me laugh !!) I will be posting a ad with a picture soon. I`m just waiting for the rash to clear up and my hair to grow back first. But, in the meantime, if any lady wants to contact me then please feel free.

Oooh, I like jokes... show it to us again?

8 May 2005

Well I've searched this entire thread and can't find the 'funny joke' anywhere.
Has it been deleted?
Was it not funny??
Was it not really a joke but just a lie instead???
What????
Where?????
WHY??????
That's what we need here, more lies.
mad

:x

8 May 2005

Gawd.......i telling a little untruth to help a little joke take its first faltering steps and i get given a hard time.....Tony Blair tells whopping great porkies and you lot elect him Prime Minister.........Life just aint fair

8 May 2005

lol Jags
That makes 2 of us who missed the joke then !!!

8 May 2005

Ahhh Jags! :therethere: Come to Will and let me soothe your worried brow and attempt to spread sweetness and light. I suppose it's a little early for a glass of Pinot Grigio?
Will kiss

8 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Ahhh Jags! :therethere: Come to Will and let me soothe your worried brow and attempt to spread sweetness and light. I suppose it's a little early for a glass of Pinot Grigio?
Will

Too early for any alcohol after the amount I drank last night Will! I've now got to go and retrieve the car :cry: But you can help soothe me anytime. I need sweetness and light spread ALL over me. :kiss: :kiss:

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
Gawd.......i telling a little untruth to help a little joke take its first faltering steps and i get given a hard time.....Tony Blair tells whopping great porkies and you lot elect him Prime Minister.........Life just aint fair

Yes, life isn't fair so move on!
We don't appreciate lies being told here. Best close the door behind you then.
mad

8 May 2005

I will do a proper profile and place a picture but i was hoping i could get people to like me for me first and then reveal what i`m really like.

8 May 2005

Jags, glad to hear you had a good night (at least I hope it was a good night). Iam not able to drink very much at the moment. Have to be prepared to drive at a moment's notice. :eeek:
I have just been reading getcarter's posts and trying to get my poor little brain around their enormous and challenging intellectual content. I am sure that there is something in there that us idiots just aren't seeing - but I can't find it! lol

Get Carter (the Michael Caine original) is one of my favourite movies too. Shame to waste a good nickname!
Will

8 May 2005

Ah Will - it's good for the soul to avoid alcohol for a while. Well, for the first half hour it's good for the soul, the rest of the time it's bad. Now stop whining on sweatheart, think what poor Sappho is going through and is going to have to go through to give you a set of beautiful babies. Hope you've got a little bottle of something lovely to give her post-labour and pre-killing you??
Lots of love to you both kiss

:kiss: :kiss:

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
I will do a proper profile and place a picture but i was hoping i could get people to like me for me first and then reveal what i`m really like.

On the face of it, not a bad strategy. However, starting off with a lie and then asking for a piece of information that is already freely available - and asking for it TWICE - were probably the wrong tactics. Especially claiming that you didn't read it because there were too many words! rolleyes

Though I am sure that WAS a joke (please God!).
Tell you what, start again with a new approach and we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and welcome like a newcomer. At least, I'll try and give you the benefit of the doubt and may even talk nicely to Jags on your behalf worship

Maybe!
Will

8 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Jags, glad to hear you had a good night (at least I hope it was a good night). Iam not able to drink very much at the moment. Have to be prepared to drive at a moment's notice. :eeek:
I have just been reading getcarter's posts and trying to get my poor little brain around their enormous and challenging intellectual content. I am sure that there is something in there that us idiots just aren't seeing - but I can't find it!
Get Carter (the Michael Caine original) is one of my favourite movies too. Shame to waste a good nickname!
Will

its a film

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
Jags, glad to hear you had a good night (at least I hope it was a good night). Iam not able to drink very much at the moment. Have to be prepared to drive at a moment's notice. :eeek:
I have just been reading getcarter's posts and trying to get my poor little brain around their enormous and challenging intellectual content. I am sure that there is something in there that us idiots just aren't seeing - but I can't find it!
Get Carter (the Michael Caine original) is one of my favourite movies too. Shame to waste a good nickname!
Will

its a filmNo shit? If you read the last sentence of the post you quoted very carefully you may realise that I implied that. Admittedly I called it a 'movie' rather than a 'film' but you seem rather young so I thought 'movie' might be more appropriate. I was trying to be accommodating. Shouldn't have bothered. dunno

Will

8 May 2005

starting to get a bit personal now...and that just aint nice....but in reply, i actually scored very high in my IQ test......only let my self down by putting the square peg in the round peg hole

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
Jags, glad to hear you had a good night (at least I hope it was a good night). Iam not able to drink very much at the moment. Have to be prepared to drive at a moment's notice. :eeek:
I have just been reading getcarter's posts and trying to get my poor little brain around their enormous and challenging intellectual content. I am sure that there is something in there that us idiots just aren't seeing - but I can't find it!
Get Carter (the Michael Caine original) is one of my favourite movies too. Shame to waste a good nickname!
Will

its a film
YES, we know. That's what Will has just said.
OK - I am now counting to 10 slowly....
mad

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
Jags, glad to hear you had a good night (at least I hope it was a good night). Iam not able to drink very much at the moment. Have to be prepared to drive at a moment's notice. :eeek:
I have just been reading getcarter's posts and trying to get my poor little brain around their enormous and challenging intellectual content. I am sure that there is something in there that us idiots just aren't seeing - but I can't find it!
Get Carter (the Michael Caine original) is one of my favourite movies too. Shame to waste a good nickname!
Will

its a film :doh: What made you choose that name "getcarter"

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
starting to get a bit personal now...and that just aint nice....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

8 May 2005

Personal, eh?
B b b b b baby, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
I will do a proper profile and place a picture but i was hoping i could get people to like me for me first and then reveal what i`m really like.

Babe,
soz..... but u r doing it all wrong !!!!
People cant like a lie and they cant get to know you through a lie ????
Or am I just stating the blooming obvious ?

8 May 2005

Getting a tad silly now....but putting me down for telling a ' Lie ' is a bit over the top isnt it......all i said was that if ever anyone replied to my ad then i would answer them....it was a little joke. but why call me a liar ?? thats like calling someone who tells a 'Knock,Knock' joke is a liar because theres no one really at the door.......If i have said anything to offend anyone then i am truly sorry, but i really cant see that i have

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
but why call me a liar ??

Quote by getcarter
I know that i havent got an ad in at the moment but lied for the sake of a very funny joke

ta daaaa.

8 May 2005

wait untill you see my ad and its says.....' tall, goodlooking, well hung, intelligent, witty, charming, sex machine'..........Then you can call me a liar !!!!

8 May 2005

Who is putting you down ???
Hi babe....... Welcome to SH !!!

8 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
wait untill you see my ad and its says.....' tall, goodlooking, well hung, intelligent, witty, charming, sex machine'..........Then you can call me a liar !!!!

...and we will! Jags, he's all yours!
Will
I can visualise Jags's finger hovering over the delete button now.

8 May 2005

Ok guys
enough is enough. He's admitted he's been a bit of a muppet, but shit happens. Now leave him alone and find someone else to pick on.
Getcarter, hopefully you can learn a bit from this. But don't make it habit-forming.
Mal

8 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
wait untill you see my ad and its says.....' tall, goodlooking, well hung, intelligent, witty, charming, sex machine'..........Then you can call me a liar !!!!

...and we will! Jags, he's all yours!
Will
I can visualise Jags's finger hovering over the delete button now.
Damn it, my finger slipped, and having slipped immediately picked my nose.
:happy: :happy: :happy:

8 May 2005

Shit! Missed it! Too bloody late again - bollocks! mad

8 May 2005

Thank you duncanlondon, that is just the sort of thing that fluck up the ad system and the type of thing the boys do during the school summer hols, well done for giving all the dick-heads a great idea.. You just may have just guaranteed that no one will ever reply to anything you send in future.
The ads section happens to work well for some of us, or did. Every little helps ........to fluck things up
Bloody wonderful.
Judy ...shakes head in dismay.

Calm down Judy. I did not think you would be one to lash out.
It makes no difference to the ebb and flow of the ads, or the product of their use. You wll still have success with the ones that matter.

8 May 2005

Maybe it won't affect Judys' success, but think of the extra work involved for the moderators to sort them all out. Not something we particularly relish.
Mal