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you have a large cock? I have been blessed, yet at times it does not feel like that with a large member, we have decided to swing and hav ehad some good times, yet we have had some very nasty commets along the lines of that aint yours, just looked it is, so why are there some such bitchy people cheers
Show Off.
(But a subtle one.... wink )
lol i aint showing off, t can be a pain, first girlfriend aged 16 and she couldnt handle it, tensed up couldnt take it end of story, so it is not always a blessing in disguise
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lol i aint showing off, t can be a pain, first girlfriend aged 16 and she couldnt handle it, tensed up couldnt take it end of story, so it is not always a blessing in disguise

Yeah, big cocks are gross, waste of time, sorry but anyone who replies to me saying they've got 8 inches plus just gets binned.
Sorry people think you're a fake, why not send them something other than a cock shot confused
if you check our ad you will see we have our pictures facial on there and a cock shot, plus if you read through the ads blueyou will notice a lot of people want a well endowed guy, and simply putting a picture of proof on your ad saves time and hasstle, lots of people say they are well endowed and when they get here they have a small dick , do send other pictures full facial, not eyes blanked out, and we like to be fair and honest
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if you check our ad you will see we have our pictures facial on there and a cock shot,

Uuuh - err - we can't 'cos we don't know the number dunno
This is more of a problem than most peeps realise. It also leaves the partner enlarged and equally unable to find another large partner, if required. So you have my consideration of your problem.
I can only suggest you redesign your advert to be fairly middle of the road, and then let peeps know the truth once you have made contact.
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plus if you read through the ads blueyou will notice a lot of people want a well endowed guy, and simply putting a picture of proof on your ad saves time and hasstle, lots of people say they are well endowed and when they get here they have a small dick , do send other pictures full facial, not eyes blanked out, and we like to be fair and honest

I do read through the ads, often... it's called moderation.
If you want to include a cock shot in your ad, fine no problem. I guess you'll have to get used to be being called a fake - or donkey dong hehehehehehehehehehehehehe lol :lol: :lol:
If it helps, you are not alone...

Otherwise I would offer to take the excess off your hands.
Why not just ignore the nasty ones? It is probably that if you met them, and they realised that it WAS yours, they freak out anyway.
lhk
Kat
Quote by duncanlondon
This is more of a problem than most peeps realise. It also leaves the partner enlarged and equally unable to find another large partner, if required. So you have my consideration of your problem.
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:shock: Pardon?
Having a shag with a large cock leaves you stretched, never to return to normal size? :shock: confused
So what happens when we give birth then? Are we left with a gaping cavern that only a man with a 2ft thick dick can fill? rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne . . . I must have the biggest fanny going then, 'cos I've given birth to twins :roll:
Tutt...tutt
Someone hasn't heard of pelvic floor excersises. Must have fallen asleep in biology class to have missed that one.
:giggle:
Three kids later....it's the bottomless pit here!
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Tutt...tutt
Someone hasn't heard of pelvic floor excersises. Must have fallen asleep in biology class to have missed that one.
:giggle:
Three kids later....it's the bottomless pit!

Oi! I did not fall asleep . . . I was giving some bj's in the store cupboard *actually* cool rotflmao
T-J
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Oi! I did not fall asleep . . . I was giving some bj's in the store cupboard *actually* cool rotflmao
T-J

:lol2: It's a given you're mouth was probably full that day.
I meant Duncan must have been :sleeping: instead of taking notes
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Next time I give birth I might just ask them to put a couple of extra stitches in then.. :giggle:
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Next time I give birth I might just ask them to put a couple of extra stitches in then.. :giggle:

Seriously, after my second son (the only natural birth I had) they did stitch me up too tight.
But he wasn't complaining :twisted:
Just need lots of extra lube.
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Oi! I did not fall asleep . . . I was giving some bj's in the store cupboard *actually* cool rotflmao
T-J

:lol2: It's a given you're mouth was probably full that day.
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rolleyes :roll: Some people eh? So quick to judge me on my pics alone :shock: :grin:
As for Duncan, I rather suspect you are correct :silly: Either that or because he can't feel the sides he thinks it must be the woman's fault confused wink
T-J
SAUSAGE IN A WASHING MACHINE ANYONE!!!! (TM Sunbunny)
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Oi! I did not fall asleep . . . I was giving some bj's in the store cupboard *actually* cool rotflmao
T-J

:lol2: It's a given you're mouth was probably full that day.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
rolleyes :roll: Some people eh? So quick to judge me on my pics alone :shock: :grin:
As for Duncan, I rather suspect you are correct :silly: Either that or because he can't feel the sides he thinks it must be the woman's fault confused wink
T-J
You can laugh about it if it doesn't affect you. But some of the women and men I have met have said that they have temporarily enlarged during the period of sex with a larger cock. Later things all settled down to normal size, or near enough.
Quote by duncanlondon
This is more of a problem than most peeps realise. It also leaves the partner enlarged and equally unable to find another large partner, if required. So you have my consideration of your problem.
I can only suggest you redesign your advert to be fairly middle of the road, and then let peeps know the truth once you have made contact.

Sorry, but that's not what it sounded like in the first instance.
Thanks for clarifying.
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You can laugh about it if it doesn't affect you. But some of the women and men I have met have said that they have temporarily enlarged during the period of sex with a larger cock. Later things all settled down to normal size, or near enough.

:doh: rolleyes Of course the muscles would enlarge during a shag :shock:
How else would we be able to fit in diferent sizes cocks? :roll:
Muscles return to normal size as soon as the cock is removed though . . . take this from one who has had more cocks than is morally good for her, but boy am I having a ball :roll: :twisted: hump
Tracy-Jayne
Ther's nothing worse than a dunno bloke telling a woman how her bits work......like they don't know!
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Ther's nothing worse than a dunno bloke telling a woman how her bits work......like they don't know!

Afraid there is Dave confused
A guy who doesn't know how a woman's bits work, trying to tell us rolleyes lol
T-J
A bad workman aways blames his tools................................... rolleyes
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A bad workman aways blames his tools................................... rolleyes

Bloody Cowboys!!
You might want to try the photo ads section, as about 40% of the advertisers on there are looking for VWE / 8+ etc.
What about a guy who's cock is too big for the woman? I've had that.....where he was just not able to fit all the way inside me......but we're still working on it :twisted:
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What about a guy who's cock is too big for the woman? I've had that.....where he was just not able to fit all the way inside me......but we're still working on it :twisted:

What ....at this moment in time?
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What about a guy who's cock is too big for the woman? I've had that.....where he was just not able to fit all the way inside me......but we're still working on it :twisted:

What ....at this moment in time?
LoL nope, do you think I would be able to type while I'm having sex? wink
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LoL nope, do you think I would be able to type while I'm having sex? wink

There's a lot that do honey. :wink: