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Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Iron naked. I have burn marks along my tummy from standing too close to the ironing board. Yes... not a mark, marks (and no... not Markz!) rolleyes It's not something I've done once, not even twice but fairly regularly.
Clearly I need a smaller tummy! :roll:

I've done that because I iron in my bra and pants. It bloody hurts!
Resonance
Sex God
I believe there are two things that can reach temperatures rivalling that at the core of sun and each catches me out.
The first is the coffee or tea served in polystyrene cups at football grounds. They also put a cover on it to "stop it going cold". You'd need to blast it to the far reaches of the solar system to get enough heat out of it to make it drinkable.
The second thing is when you use a toastie maker and decide to have either a Jam or cheese toastie. Unbeknownst to the average user, the toastie maker actually turns the contents of your toasted sandwich into molten lava, which not only burns your mouth but on occasion, can eat through it and the tiled floor upon which it falls.
fabio
Sex God
okay..a common one but a goodie....
why does a "wet point" sign scream to people touch me!!!!
okay... they have been pointing the railings outside my house all week.... the wet paint signs went up... and people just can't help themselves and have a touch... lol
then when it is wet.. people still complain......
is it a sense of danger of something??????
easy
Sex God
Quote by davej
Or..............
I really need a wee but I can wait........
No I can't, where's the nearest McDonalds?

and me.....but do you have a tinge of guilt about it and try and make it look like your gonna buy a bun (don't know what body language says I'm gonna buy a bun once I've whizzed) or is it just a brazen march in and out.
confused :? :? :? :?
I thought you had a shave while you were in there?
(down at the bottom of the page ;) )
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just thought would let you know am about to do the hot pizza burnt mouth one!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by Dirtygirly
Iron naked. I have burn marks along my tummy from standing too close to the ironing board. Yes... not a mark, marks (and no... not Markz!) rolleyes It's not something I've done once, not even twice but fairly regularly.
Clearly I need a smaller tummy! :roll:

Oh yes I'm with on this one!!!
I have a very fetching scar on my right boob from doing exactly that redface
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by janemcc
Iron naked. I have burn marks along my tummy from standing too close to the ironing board. Yes... not a mark, marks (and no... not Markz!) rolleyes It's not something I've done once, not even twice but fairly regularly.
Clearly I need a smaller tummy! :roll:

Oh yes I'm with on this one!!!
I have a very fetching scar on my right boob from doing exactly that redface
:shock: How high is your ironing board?! lol
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Iron naked. I have burn marks along my tummy from standing too close to the ironing board. Yes... not a mark, marks (and no... not Markz!) rolleyes It's not something I've done once, not even twice but fairly regularly.
Clearly I need a smaller tummy! :roll:

Have you got a wok? Very good for getting shirts/blouses into the right shape. :giggle:
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davej
Sex God
ooh another one that probably applies to a big wedge of the population, or at least those that are nail biters. You find a nail that needs a nibble and clench a bit in your teeth, tearing across until you get to the other side of the finger. Now its at this point you realise you've not torn it in a straigtish line and that you've gone down further than you intended, the next move being down the side of the finger, so bite it off and call it a day, but you don't do you. Nope, first you sit and worry that little bit of nail with yer thumb for half hour or so, you shouldn't, but it gets into yer brain like a strap line in an advert, or a tune just played on the radio...mines the compare the market dot com one, I've started talking like the poxy meerkat...and you just have to go back to it, and despite your brain telling you it's going to hurt like hell, you still clamp on again and rip it down the side of the finger...why? dunno
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Iron naked. I have burn marks along my tummy from standing too close to the ironing board. Yes... not a mark, marks (and no... not Markz!) rolleyes It's not something I've done once, not even twice but fairly regularly.
Clearly I need a smaller tummy! :roll:

Have you got a wok? Very good for getting shirts/blouses into the right shape. :giggle:
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:shock:
My tits are not the size of a wok!!!!! smackbottom
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
:shock:
My tits are not the size of a wok!!!!! smackbottom

Are you sure about that dunno
:giggle:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
:shock:
My tits are not the size of a wok!!!!! smackbottom

Are you sure about that dunno
:giggle:
Shall I do a test? :dunno:
:lol2: bolt
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
:shock:
My tits are not the size of a wok!!!!! smackbottom

Are you sure about that dunno
:giggle:
Shall I do a test? :dunno:
:lol2: bolt
While taking pictures :rascal:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Oi!!! smackbottom
If there weren't ickle people here I'd have the wok and the camera out!!!!
Gits! flipa
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by davej
ooh another one that probably applies to a big wedge of the population, or at least those that are nail biters. You find a nail that needs a nibble and clench a bit in your teeth, tearing across until you get to the other side of the finger. Now its at this point you realise you've not torn it in a straigtish line and that you've gone down further than you intended, the next move being down the side of the finger, so bite it off and call it a day, but you don't do you. Nope, first you sit and worry that little bit of nail with yer thumb for half hour or so, you shouldn't, but it gets into yer brain like a strap line in an advert, or a tune just played on the radio...mines the compare the market dot com one, I've started talking like the poxy meerkat...and you just have to go back to it, and despite your brain telling you it's going to hurt like hell, you still clamp on again and rip it down the side of the finger...why? dunno

Now you would need to ask MrFC why he does that and still goes back for more! rolleyes
Has anyone else stupidly,..... logic goes out of the window, made toffee, and insist on putting your finger in it to see if its set enough only to get a red blister on the end of your finger :doh: why oh why does the reason go out the window.
Ello Mr Davej :moon:
Missy
Sex God
The Battle of the Speck!
Plan of action: Get hoover out, hoover round, put hoover away.
Estimated time taken: 15 mins
1. Hoover out – good start biggrin
2. Hoover – all is well :thumbup:
3. Hoover back on self towards room exit... confused
This is where it starts to go wonky, The Speck appears from nowhere :? although very small, it’s the exact opposite colour of whatever carpet you’re hovering at the time.
Oooh missed a bit I think, and hoover over speck :cool:
Speck still there :shock:
Push hoover over and over and over quickly to try and catch anchored speck offguard :cool:
Speck looks untouched :undecided:
Push hoover very slowly over speck, holding hoover handle as low as poss, no idea if angle of hoover handle makes any difference (?) but it’s one of them instinctive reactions :?
Not a ruffle on speck evil
Get tape measure and measure exactly where hoover brush is, then push hoover over top of speck so brush is directly on top of it, wait for the length of a good song on cd, dance round hoover, holding it firmly over speck :cool:
Sure speck is beginning to look smug :evil:
Plan B
Get all the hoover attachments out and begin attacking speck with each one in turn :hunk:
Speck, moved a mm, or is it my imagination :undecided:
Put all hoover attachments back rolleyes Repeat the ‘push quickly’ ‘push slowly with handle held low’ and ‘hold hoover over speck for the length of a good song’, just in case the attachments may have dislodged speck that imaginary mm :?
Plan C
Leave speck, put hoover away and forget about it, after all, you never noticed it until you had nearly finished hoovering.
Impossible plan cos you just know that speck will annoy the life out of you, it will trip you up when you’re carrying a glass of red wine. It will keep winking at you when you’re trying to watch telly. It will pretend to be a spider/cat sick/any other gribbly when I’m not wearing my glasses sad
The last resort
Finally, only when you’re completely out of options, you resort to bending down and picking speck up (which always comes up remarkably easy!??) :doh:
Do I carry speck to the bin …… not on your nelly, this is principle I'm fighting the speck for :hunk: I risk everything by dropping speck back on the floor and quickly hoovering it up!!!! :?
Put hoover away :D
Missy 1 – Speck 0 :smile2:
Actual time taken: 2 hrs 8 mins and 45 secs :?
Every time I bluddy hoover, not just now and again. Still haven't learned to just pick the bluddy speck up straight away :roll:
davej
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
not as involved, but I've so done that, especially dropping it back on the floor.
Jiggle
Orgasminator
the sitting in the back garden with the sun at its hottest (well hotest for birmingham anyway). then saying "i'll only sit out for 10 mins.. dont need the sun tan lotion".. then 90 mins later waking up with a slightly red chest.. then as the evening progresses that chest goes through that transition from Mildly red.. to lobster red. and no matter how red it gets you still fore go the Aftersun, thinking it wont hurt that much.....
Melting_pot
Sexpert
Quote by Jiggle
the sitting in the back garden with the sun at its hottest (well hotest for birmingham anyway). then saying "i'll only sit out for 10 mins.. dont need the sun tan lotion".. then 90 mins later waking up with a slightly red chest.. then as the evening progresses that chest goes through that transition from Mildly red.. to lobster red. and no matter how red it gets you still fore go the Aftersun, thinking it wont hurt that much.....

my dutch genes don't help here either...
I know for a fact that when I'm sunbathing back in Italy I WILL get burned from my knees down to my toes (don't ask why...my body does stranger things)
I will still insist on using the same mild lotion I use on the rest of my body..
of course I will then get burned..
lately I've started using factor 60000 sunblock lotion...thing is I use it on my legs only..
and get subsequently burns on shoulders and nose.
Will I ever learn?