I mean what turns you on about us..
I am in my 40s ......oo yes I am broad minded .....should no by now all the ins and outs of sex ........
But have you every considered that now......... some of the positions you would like us into .....we cannot do it !!....
Forget about sitting on top........... no thank you I am afraid that I would get stuck. and have imaginings of me being rushed in to hospital to be prised apart! :eeek:
Deep throat oral!..........bugger off mate........... might give me lock jaw ..... ..
Taking me from behind............ ok but where’s the cushion for me arthritic knees! Bloody painful uch:
Do not what ever you do..................look to closely up are noise. ....... we have hair that grows like triffeds ..........so be careful they do not jump out and get ya! :scared:
Piles!!............ o yes the piles. ......... well have you ever smelt that stuff............. they call Anisole phew!!.. ......... so don’t get to close down there mate unless you don’t have a good sense of smell
And please.........do not pull to hard on are hair ..........as you might end up with a hand full.. or a wig!
And watch out for the false nails eeekkkkkkkkkkk .......... have to have them!.........after years of washing up are nails just have disintegrated ......
.and never ask us to give you anal by hand .............if you do please make sure you ask us to remove false nails first or you could find one up ya bum
And if you think you would like to give us a massager please be care full ...............and make sure you use a lot of oil....... as are skin is a little thinner now days....... and would like some skin left on please!
OOOO and the teeth!!....how could I....... nearly forget about the teeth... :doh: .......... well just don’t stick ya tongue in to much and riddle it around............. or you could end up with a veneer stuck to the end of it!....and we will sue you ...........has they cost us a fortune!
O and don’t think with have more money... . we spend it all on cosmetics hiding all the things we don’t want you to see!
You think we have more time.............. yove got to be joking ............. to busy applying are make up!...and going to beauty parlours with cross fingers that they might make us look 20 years younger!
So you still like older women?
Debs not doing her self any justice here..Me and my big mouth!
:doh:
DEbs goes off line to order some more pellet knives!
see you later! ....what your not intetereasted any more! :dunno: :D