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Why Don't New members - say hello
Quote by Darkfire
Hello Sheffieldmale
and dont believe some of the complete bollox some people post about the cafe
Welcome
walks off muttering obscenities about comments from people with a chip on thier shoulder & who dont use the cafe but will come in here and put newbies off with their right royal bollox just because they didnt stick around long enough to find out for themselves
:thumbup: as usual Darkfire!
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I also wanted to say :wave: and :welcome: to the several new members that have posted in this thread. Good to see you!
:D
Why don’t new members say hello……
Because they don’t want to.
Because as Scandal so sweetly put it – they are here to shag… with some degree of anonymity.
Because they have no sense of humour and just don’t get it.
Because they are nervous – though one reason they are nervous could be that they know nothing about people who swing and have come here with a preconceived idea that we are all freakishly perverse people and somehow different from ‘normal’ people.
Because the forum is not instant enough for them.
Because the forum does not have web-cams.
Because they are here to perv at the pics and live in cloud-cuckoo-land thinking that one day their wife will agree to let them fuck all the desperate women on here.
Because they just like to read the stuff that is posted.
Because they are worried the guy next-door but one with the leopard-skin thong on his washing line will say ‘hi’ back.
Because we are a bunch of unfriendly bastards (apparently)
Because the world is full of different people and people do things differently.
Because they are only here to get the thrill of exciting women to the point of explosion buy wanking their somewhat wrinkly willies on cam.
Because they are here to read the club reviews.
Because they prefer seeing what is happening in the dogging section
Because they want to make contact selectively through the photo ads with people who organise couples parties.
Because their mum might ask them what they are doing if they start typing too much.
Because it is difficult to type and wank at the same time.
Because they are not ready to say ‘hi’ yet – some people like to read the forums for a while and get a feel for the place.
Because they have not worked out how to post anything on here.
Because they are just curious about swinging and having a look around.
Because they are here to explore their sexuality and are not ready to openly talk to the masses.
Because they prefer to make 1-2-1 contact with people
Because they have not yet been completely demoralised from getting no replies to their “fancy meeting for a shag†PM spamming campaign.
Plus many more reasons!
Because they don’t want to.
Because as Scandal so sweetly put it – they are here to shag… with some degree of anonymity.
Because they have no sense of humour and just don’t get it.
Because they are nervous – though one reason they are nervous could be that they know nothing about people who swing and have come here with a preconceived idea that we are all freakishly perverse people and somehow different from ‘normal’ people.
Because the forum is not instant enough for them.
Because the forum does not have web-cams.
Because they are here to perv at the pics and live in cloud-cuckoo-land thinking that one day their wife will agree to let them fuck all the desperate women on here.
Because they just like to read the stuff that is posted.
Because they are worried the guy next-door but one with the leopard-skin thong on his washing line will say ‘hi’ back.
Because we are a bunch of unfriendly bastards (apparently)
Because the world is full of different people and people do things differently.
Because they are only here to get the thrill of exciting women to the point of explosion buy wanking their somewhat wrinkly willies on cam.
Because they are here to read the club reviews.
Because they prefer seeing what is happening in the dogging section
Because they want to make contact selectively through the photo ads with people who organise couples parties.
Because their mum might ask them what they are doing if they start typing too much.
Because it is difficult to type and wank at the same time.
Because they are not ready to say ‘hi’ yet – some people like to read the forums for a while and get a feel for the place.
Because they have not worked out how to post anything on here.
Because they are just curious about swinging and having a look around.
Because they are here to explore their sexuality and are not ready to openly talk to the masses.
Because they prefer to make 1-2-1 contact with people
Because they have not yet been completely demoralised from getting no replies to their “fancy meeting for a shag†PM spamming campaign.
Plus many more reasons!
Quote by initialised
Hello
oooh hiya and it gives me another chance to use this ........................
:smug:
you'll all get bored of it long before I do
As for new members saying hello I've just had a flick through the user names browsing the cafe and apart from the ones I know most of them only joined this or last month so I guess they are still on free membership and are having a look round before they stump up the cash
Come on in we are lovely people
hiya,
whilst having a nose ( as usual) i just had to go and check what i did and nope i did'nt actually say hello, my first post was a whinge
even though i am very quiet on here i do love reading the posts and end up sitting here laughing my head off in an empty house ( probably explains the funny looks i get off the neighbours!!!). the people who have answered my very few posts have been helpful and yes very nice but probably also the cause of my addiction to the site ( i think half my waking hours spent on one site can be called an addiction lol).
anyway love to you all ,
Lou xxx
whilst having a nose ( as usual) i just had to go and check what i did and nope i did'nt actually say hello, my first post was a whinge
even though i am very quiet on here i do love reading the posts and end up sitting here laughing my head off in an empty house ( probably explains the funny looks i get off the neighbours!!!). the people who have answered my very few posts have been helpful and yes very nice but probably also the cause of my addiction to the site ( i think half my waking hours spent on one site can be called an addiction lol).
anyway love to you all ,
Lou xxx
