WHY don,t they read,,,,,,ff,s

14 Dec 2007

Quote by Mallock2006

Yes, a single str8 male here on SH told me...And they never lie...

Yes they do - one of them says I am fluffy! confused

But you are fluffy
bolt

14 Dec 2007

FB was Fluffy right until she told me to fuck off at Wigan rotflmao

I believe it was something to do with wobbling innocent

14 Dec 2007

Quote by Dawnie
FB was Fluffy right until she told me to fuck off at Wigan
I believe it was something to do with wobbling

:shock: Did I? redface

14 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
FB was Fluffy right until she told me to fuck off at Wigan
I believe it was something to do with wobbling

:shock: Did I? redface

You mean you don't remember????
Fluffy you must have been well pissed rotflmao

14 Dec 2007

Quote by Dawnie
FB was Fluffy right until she told me to fuck off at Wigan
I believe it was something to do with wobbling

:shock: Did I? redface

You mean you don't remember????
Fluffy you must have been well pissed rotflmao

I wasn't! Don't remember telling you to fuck off though redface

14 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
FB was Fluffy right until she told me to fuck off at Wigan
I believe it was something to do with wobbling

:shock: Did I? redface

You mean you don't remember????
Fluffy you must have been well pissed rotflmao

I wasn't! Don't remember telling you to fuck off though redface

It was very funny :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

14 Dec 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
I switched off my auto-response

Really ............... rolleyes

14 Dec 2007

Quote by naughtynymphos1
blimey calm down we all get messages from people we not looking for :shock:

Messages and mail.....what are they???
sad

14 Dec 2007

Just do what I do...
Unwanted mail especially ones that have not or can't be bothered to read the profile etc just mail back asking if they fancy a long slow shag etc.. when they mail back saying yes please lol.. just say
'Oh.. just checking you can actally read after all'
Or sometimes...
'Sorry we only shag people who can read'
Or now and then..
You seem really nice, just the type of person we would love to spend time with.. get to know, slowly seduce and tease.. maybe even have spend time with us this weekend.. but then we realised you can't feckin read!
I know... mean lol...
Mike xx

15 Dec 2007

Quote by markz

I switched off my auto-response

Really ............... rolleyes

yes, really but I see you still have yours rolleyes

15 Dec 2007

Quote by mdr2000
Just do what I do...
Unwanted mail especially ones that have not or can't be bothered to read the profile etc just mail back asking if they fancy a long slow shag etc.. when they mail back saying yes please lol.. just say
'Oh.. just checking you can actally read after all'
Or sometimes...
'Sorry we only shag people who can read'
Or now and then..
You seem really nice, just the type of person we would love to spend time with.. get to know, slowly seduce and tease.. maybe even have spend time with us this weekend.. but then we realised you can't feckin read!
I know... mean lol...
Mike xx

15 Dec 2007

Last one sent just tonight after another single guy contacts us who advertises as a couple seeking couples.. a single guy seeking Couples and a single guy seeking women ff's lol... greedy twat lol...!!!
Here is our reply.. quite kind really lol..
''Wow, really kind words.. and what a great profile you have.. good body too, nice to know people still make the effort as such..
Only one snag we can see.. and that is we only see people who can read.. sadly you obviously can't or you would have noticed our ad was in the couples seeking couples section.. not to mention we state clearly we only meet couples.. Sad really.. as a nice guy like yourself almost looks as though he can read..
So.. be assured now.. when and if we do.. we won't call you..
Have fun..''
Mike xx

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