Quote by PoloLady
Reasons why men 'cum & go'....
The pizza will be ready for collection now.
Or they had to deliver the pizza before the 30 mins guaranteed delivery time was up
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Why is it men cum and go?
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i like long nights of pleasure and enjoy cumming many times and hot and sweaty all tangled up thats ma pleasure never been able to get enough of the sweet taste of a shaven hunnypot 
love the pic by the way
love the pic by the way 
Sex God
Thats still enough time for us to ransack your shed :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Reasons why men 'cum & go'....
The woman turned out to be a bucket.
The woman was crap.
They actually only wanted the hubby and didn't realise they needed to fuck the wife too.
They only just managed to get it up the first time and now cannot concentrate enough to manage it again.
Once is all their wife gets - why should you expect more!
The woman gave head and it was a teeth-scraper job.
They are just a crap shag.
The hubby started to get too frisky for them.
They were scared shitless.
They were late for another meeting.
They were already late meeing their wife.
They are due back at work.
They didn'y fancy you but it was on a plate so why not shoot some juice off anyway.
It was easier than wanking.
It was a change from wanking.
It subsituted the wank they normally have before going to service their g/f.
They had no intention of hanging around - they just wanted the thrill of poking someone elses wife.
They thought they could just fuck anyone - they realised it was too much like hard work.
You smell.
It's kick-off in ten minutes.
The pizza will be ready for collection now.
You turned out to be too freaky.
They spotted the strap-on.
Their mate is still waiting outside in the car.
They are worried about leaving their car in your neighbourhood.
They have cum and don't feel they need a reason to stay.
They couldn't find your purse/wallet.
Their mobile had a low battery warning.
They wanted to go and find the guy who sold them the fake viagra.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: You sure your not a fella??? xxxx
Quote by PoloLady
Reasons why men 'cum & go'....
They only just managed to get it up the first time and now cannot concentrate enough to manage it again.
They are just a crap shag.
It was easier than wanking.
The pizza will be ready for collection now.
They couldn't find your purse/wallet.
You've met my first husband then
Quote by mdr2000
'OMG' its so simple this one.........
Man has sex and then theres nothing else unless theres a 'beer and steak' Beer and steak means more sex as after beer and steak man can think about sex again...... If he can't think about sex why stay?
Join the 'BEER AND STEAK' Campaign Now !!!
The girls have thier own 'BAN SOCKS IN BED AND ON THE BEACH' Campaign so why not one for the lads
Quote by sheddy
I've stopped out of this thread as I find it an insult :shock: As i'm sure plenty (well some) people will tell you I never cum and go:lol: :lol:
ahh but i dont always have coffee....... :P
have to say that ive been a victim of the "fcuk and go" single bloke on my first two meets with single men, which happened to be off this site, but i wouldnt hold it against the place lol ....the meets totally disillusioned me....so i had a serious think about what i wanted and i made sure it was clear in my advert and now im basically alot choosier. so much so that i hardly give anyone a chance :?
Quote by redpantherman
'OMG' its so simple this one.........
Man has sex and then theres nothing else unless theres a 'beer and steak' Beer and steak means more sex as after beer and steak man can think about sex again...... If he can't think about sex why stay?
Join the 'BEER AND STEAK' Campaign Now !!!
join the beer and steak campaign?? Is there one?? Where do I sign?? Mind I'm not a single fella so would that count??
:? 
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
Many ladies just don't tell you what they really want......and some don't seem to realise that most men need a period of recovery between bouts.....the 'porn film' scenario of endlessly shagging studs have the benefit of editing!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Never!
Really!
You mean it is not how real sex is?
You know, I'd wondered why it was my cheesy chat up lines didn't work. Now I know. :roll:
Quote by mdr2000
join the beer and steak campaign?? Is there one?? Where do I sign?? Mind I'm not a single fella so would that count??
Hey it's all for the good of the laydeez of SH who are fed up of us guys not coming out on the bell for round two :sparring:
As you know mdr some blokes need some sustenance after their heroic efforts when entertaining the laydeez of SH
After your fantastic observation that steak & beer will do the trick I will now step fwd to promote the STEAK & BEER campaign!!! :bounce:
All you laydeez of SH shall provide us guys with said scran to give us with strong bones, healthy teeth & a glossy coats
sorry wrong campaign :doh: But if you laydeez of SH want a 2nd innings then at least give us STEAK & BEER so we can do it!!! (more)
Now who's with me?......
echo.... :shock:
Quote by sheddy
I've stopped out of this thread as I find it an insult :shock: As i'm sure plenty (well some) people will tell you I never cum and go
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Mike what a big shed you must have to fit inside by now.
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
for the SH door before mike gets out of shed.:thumbup:
J n B
Sex God
Ironically, this thread has lasted longer than the blokes who inspired it 
Sex God
I much prefer this
Quote by meat2pleaseu:grin: but meaty why settle for once a year treat when we now have the chance for a meaty treat feed after we have expended our gentlemen relish! :wanker: if we can get the laydeez of SH to adhere to the terms & conditions of the 'BEER AND STEAK' Campaign :small-print:
I much prefer this
We can be looking fwd to the feed of champions & the laydeez of SH will get another charge up the Kyber Pass coz thier men will stick :sticky: around for longer & wont go flying down the apples and pears after a bit of hows yer father
So join the 'BEER AND STEAK' Campaign Now :cheers:
All are welcome... 'cept hamsters! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
[.....& the laydeez of SH will get another charge up the Kyber Pass coz thier men will stick :sticky: around for longer & wont go flying down the apples and pears after a bit of hows yer father
Think you need to get out of London a bit. :shock:
:giggle: Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
The last time I tried I was told the Wales was closed... never botherd since :crazy:
and i bet you thought that was the same Whales that swam up Thames :giggle:
Don't worry Sassy, i'm near to 'The Wales' and i've got a visa. I'll come and look after you (just get the Goth outfit ready :rascal: )
Sorry but I've skipped three pages so don't expect originality BUT, sometimes it's fun to fuck n go. I don't think if I was ever lucky enough to get in on a dogging scene that I'd be too bothered at proving a point, more likely finishing before the Corsas turn up would be priority one.
Long distance love making can be very wonderful, and then sometimes to wake up in the morning and have a three minute quickie just kicks the day off nicely.
Long distance love making can be very wonderful, and then sometimes to wake up in the morning and have a three minute quickie just kicks the day off nicely.
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
'OMG' its so simple this one.........
Man has sex and then theres nothing else unless theres a 'beer and steak' Beer and steak means more sex as after beer and steak man can think about sex again...... If he can't think about sex why stay?
Join the 'BEER AND STEAK' Campaign Now !!!
join the beer and steak campaign?? Is there one?? Where do I sign?? Mind I'm not a single fella so would that count??
:?beer & steak in the interval????
if the bloke was any good............i`d be in no fit state to concentrate on cooking it.......shoeleather anyone???
if he`s not any good he`s not worth cooking for ............ :D
need a good bloke who can cook a good steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D
any offers????
Sex God
sure.........we`ll e male him to you 
Quote by twos_company
need a good bloke who can cook a good steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any offers????
They don't call me Tiger for nothing, no quick cum & go with me. I'll leave you purring all night long baby. Also not a bad chef! - so I'll bring my apron as well, though that's all I'll be wearing.
