Why so many Up North?

22 Jul 2004

The first time I posted a question I was told it had already been done before.
The trouble with being new on this site is that somebody else has already had your idea. But here goes anyway.
Can anybody explain why so many photo ads are from up north and not in the South and South West. We are just as horny down here, in fact if you believe the papers, we're healthier and got more money. But I think that must be everybody else.
Why oh why??
(I'm sure somebody will tell me that I'm a pratt again and should have checked some directory somewhere)

22 Jul 2004

Hi Facilitator,
Just ask any of the mods on this site for an official adoption application form any time:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12047.html
Adopt-A-Southerner (SH charity of the year 2004)
Mike.

22 Jul 2004

pssst.....facilitator over here............guess what.............. boink

hey but no need to feel a prat cos I have that covered.
hello and welcome from mr and mrs davej. stick with us and have a giggle ,lots of things repeat around here but mrs davej is changing her diet to try and rid us of that problem.....

22 Jul 2004

I give up!!!

22 Jul 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
I give up!!!

nope you dont get out that easy now let me think of one that hasn't been done recently.........eerrrmmm.....I know try...........
How do I get a huge throbbing cock pic as my avatar.....yep that'll work.......no, no need to thank me ....no need at all just glad to have been my usual helpfull self. :giggle:

22 Jul 2004

Now where could I get a huge throbbing cock from so that I can take a picture.
I think I may have opened a can of worms with that one

22 Jul 2004

Judy thanks for the offer.
Are you sure about this 'cos I thought we were all southern softies.
I suppose you're not talking just about phone numbers being exchanged.

22 Jul 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
Now where could I get a huge throbbing cock from so that I can take a picture.
I think I may have opened a can of worms with that one

Now Facillitator what you really need to do is a hell of alot of reading... see where we have come from these past months, think of it as initiation
Go back several pages , say 20 and see what takes your fancy follow thread through to the end
not every thread, choose what takes you fancy , maybe bump it to the top,guage the level of idiocy amongst the people
especially in the GFZ but also check out the poetry zone, you will see some of you questions have already been asked but no good reason not to ressurrect the thread
as for why so many from the north that is easy, BECAUSE.
nothing else just BECAUSE!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
accept it move north
They did not call Mancs ( people from Manchester andits environs ) 24hr party people for no good reason :twisted: :twisted:
but be warned it can be dangerouss there is a Mod triangle here with Steve Mal and Bluexxx
then there is the NW Munch with a reputation that goes before itself , not that I have been but it does preceed it
so that is why north
just Because, I suppose if you have to ask then you need to be here
Gilbert

22 Jul 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Hi Facilitator,
Just ask any of the mods on this site for an official adoption application form any time:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12047.html
Adopt-A-Southerner (SH charity of the year 2004)
Mike.

Missed that thread, just read it.
Am I too late to get my name down? biggrin

(Actually, I think I'll bump it... :twisted: )

22 Jul 2004

Thanks guys for all the wonderful advice.
I suppose I could move north, but then I wouldn't be able to understand anybody, would oi moy luvver.
Sgot a job to undstan wot's goin on ere let alone up thar

22 Jul 2004

now come on Facilly babes
we don't all speak corrie tha knows
just as they don't all speak Wurzel down there, anyway some of us come with sub titles
I noticed today that WBB has subliminal advertising!!!! Yes WBB I did see that!!! :twisted:
wicked woman I am sure it will give Mal and I greta pleasure to smackbottom

together now all the better if one of is left handed and one is right handed!!!, but that is a side issue.
fact is facilly babes we are just a horny lot up here , must be something to do with our cotton weaving heritage ( in the North west
and the cousins in Yorks had their sheep!!!! :twisted:
SO Facilly babe just accept it and aspire
come north to the munch!21 aug check out lets meet stickies
gilbert

22 Jul 2004

Bad timing Gilby
I shall be holidaying in the caribbean. redface

Maybe it is true about us having more money down here.

22 Jul 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
Bad timing Gilby
I shall be holidaying in the caribbean. Maybe it is true about us having more money down here.

Carribbean or NW munch,
ya see Facilly babes
too many people would say cancel the holiday, thing is I would never even contemplate a caribbean hols
Think Facilly babes that actuually there is more disposable income in the north, but that is an whole other debate
so plan to be at the next munch and enjoy northern hospotitality mushy peas black puddings and pies, and CHEAPER beer!
Gilbert northern since years gone by

22 Jul 2004

Why the hell wasn't I told about the cheaper beer before I spent all that money on a holiday? lol

22 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
Gilbert northern since years gone by

ahem ...... Derbyshire is not Northern ..... we aren't classed as northerners .....
We are Midlanders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You now that bit between north and south .... the bit where the two meet!!!!!
tut!!!!!! rolleyes

A MIDLANDER through and through .....
(he's right about the cheaper beer though LOL)

22 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
actuually there is more disposable income in the north

That's because we're daft enough down here to think twenty grand's worth of bricks is a snip at only 50 years wages. I very nearly moved to Doncaster last year purely because of the house prices, but then I found out there's no Seven Eleven. rotflmao

22 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
actuually there is more disposable income in the north

That's because we're daft enough down here to think twenty grand's worth of bricks is a snip at only 50 years wages. I very nearly moved to Doncaster last year purely because of the house prices, but then I found out there's no Seven Eleven. rotflmao

Bloody hell Ice we are surrounded bu=y 24/7s in this neck of the woods
we even have choice with in 15 mins drive.
and so much more
in Manc centre
Gilbert

22 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
actuually there is more disposable income in the north

That's because we're daft enough down here to think twenty grand's worth of bricks is a snip at only 50 years wages. I very nearly moved to Doncaster last year purely because of the house prices, but then I found out there's no Seven Eleven. rotflmao

Bloody hell Ice we are surrounded bu=y 24/7s in this neck of the woods
we even have choice with in 15 mins drive.
and so much more
in Manc centre
Gilbert
Ah well that's my problem you see. Although I work in the centre of London, I live on the outskirts. I could never tolerate a city centre 24 hours a day.

22 Jul 2004

Who would have thought that such a dull question could have inspired all this rich debate lol

22 Jul 2004

That's an easy question to answer.....
It's usually bloody cold up here. We have to keep warm somehow. rolleyes

22 Jul 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
Who would have thought that such a dull question could have inspired all this rich debate

well if you thought thus why did you post such a question
Jeel bear

22 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Although I work in the centre of London, I live on the outskirts. I could never tolerate a city centre 24 hours a day.

oo same here Ice
I live on the outskirts of London wink

Well they say London is still expanding lol

It make no difference were in the world you are u CANT get rid of us Northerners!!!!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man

22 Jul 2004

Yep us northerners are taking over the whole country....... smile

xanaisx

22 Jul 2004

Quote by anais
Yep us northerners are taking over the whole country.......
xanaisx

Not the country the WORLD!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man

22 Jul 2004

We live in Somerset.
But I work up north.
Every day I commute to Bath.

22 Jul 2004

Quote by Vix
Every day I commute in my Bath.

Why on earth do ya wanna do a thing like that Vix, wont ya be cold :eeek:
Cars / trains I suggest lol

But if you insist in commuting in ya bath can you send me a photo please :grin:
The WHOOSH Man

22 Jul 2004

Oooooo whooshman.....even better hehehe Shall we draw up a strategic plan of action??
Hey, Im in Bristol Vix.......an Bath is a lovely place to work (mmmmm far more than the area I work in anyway).
xanaisx.

22 Jul 2004

Quote by anais
Oooooo whooshman.....even better hehehe Shall we draw up a strategic plan of action??
xanaisx.

Maybe run along side with a constant flow of hot water so as her nipps may never come out??
Or was ya thinking of pulling the plug & soaping off her bubbles wink

The WHOOSH Man

22 Jul 2004

Will have to come visit me one Saturday lunchtime, then. (only day I get a lunch break, that's a half hour, too!)

23 Jul 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
The first time I posted a question I was told it had already been done before.
The trouble with being new on this site is that somebody else has already had your idea. But here goes anyway.
Can anybody explain why so many photo ads are from up north and not in the South and South West. We are just as horny down here, in fact if you believe the papers, we're healthier and got more money. But I think that must be everybody else.
Why oh why??

Well, if you hadn't posted this thread, I probably would have done something similar, eventually. It is a bit disheartening to browse through the ads only to find no potenial playmates nearby. sad

Every now and again, I take a gander at the latest ads page, and can count the number of Somerset dwellers that have recently cropped up there on one finger!
You're right - we are just as horny down here - perhaps moreso, since there's no one to play with us. What is it about Somerset? Is it because folks are more conservative down here?
...or is it due to the more-than-adequate sheep population?! rolleyes

~Reese!