b throun out with nothing bar
r front door key. and b left to fing
r own way home as we r
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Sex God
Not even gonna get started on this one!
:doh:
:doh:
Sex God
R nt U ??
Sex God
Maybe it's not theirs either
Good thinking Maia
Good thinking Maia
Sex God
Quote by havantcouple
r is to lose at strip poke and
b throun out with nothing bar
r front door key. and b left to fing
r own way home as we r
Is that written in Mandarin? It's certainly not English
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
You all better show mercy or Debbiewebs will kick your ass !!
Perhaps theyll reply soon , and maybe spelling isnt everything :-)
G in a nice fella mood ( who knew ! ? )
Perhaps theyll reply soon , and maybe spelling isnt everything :-)
G in a nice fella mood ( who knew ! ? )
Sex God
Quote by Maia:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Maybe Bengaleese then
T-J
Orgasminator
Even the copious amount of alcohol I have managed to down this evening .... still makes now sence to me :shock: :shock:
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Quote by havantcouple
r is to lose at strip poke and
b throun out with nothing bar
r front door key. and b left to fing
r own way home as we r
I'll translate for you all...ahem!
"Our fantasy is to lose at strip poker and be thrown out of the house where the game was taking place with only one item, our front door keys. Whereupon we have to make our way home stark bollox naked."
Rather odd fantasy if you ask me, but differn't strokes and all that!
LC
Sex God
Allow me:
A not-very-convincing attempt at text speak, further hampered by the failure to realise that "are" and "our" are in fact two completely different words, even if they are pronounced the same in backward areas. ;)
Quote by havantcouple
r (ours) is to lose at strip poke (poker) and
b (be) throun (thrown) out with nothing bar
r (our) front door key. and b (be) left to fing (find)
r (our) own way home as we r (are)
A not-very-convincing attempt at text speak, further hampered by the failure to realise that "are" and "our" are in fact two completely different words, even if they are pronounced the same in backward areas. ;)
Sex God
If you check their other posts its not JUST text speak . Its a spelling issue . Perhaps slack would be suitable . Who knows ?
Quote by Ice Pie
Allow me:
r (ours) is to lose at strip poke (poker) and
b (be) throun (thrown) out with nothing bar
r (our) front door key. and b (be) left to fing (find)
r (our) own way home as we r (are)
A not-very-convincing attempt at text speak, further hampered by the failure to realise that "are" and "our" are in fact two completely different words, even if they are pronounced the same in backward areas. ;)
Ahhh.. see, being the non first language speaker of English, I actually read that as;
R is to lose at strip poker and being thrown out with nothing but our front door key, and being left to FINGER our own way home as we are....
Which puts a different dimension to whole thing , don't you agree?
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
If you check their other posts its not JUST text speak . Its a spelling issue . Perhaps slack would be suitable . Who knows ?
I'll have very small wager on the thread title being something to do with wild fantasy?
Despite what some people seem to think, I'm not a crusader for spelling, grammar and general pedantry, but I had to comment on this one because it's so unmitigatedly awful. If people can understand you, then you are communicating effectively, but if you make people go to a conscious effort to figure out what you're saying, that's just plain lazy and rude, IMO.
Sex God
Quote by Maia
Ahhh.. see, being the non first language speaker of English, I actually read that as;
R is to lose at strip poker and being thrown out with nothing but our front door key, and being left to FINGER our own way home as we are....
Which puts a different dimension to whole thing , don't you agree?
:laughabove: Obviously my mind is too clean. ;)
Sex God
Nooooooooooo , never acused you of pedantry Ice :-)
Im am currently experiencing my " pleasant to people " night for the month . Just thought fantacist -maybe - bad spelling perhaps - benefit of the doubt for a wee while - why not ? :-)
Im am currently experiencing my " pleasant to people " night for the month . Just thought fantacist -maybe - bad spelling perhaps - benefit of the doubt for a wee while - why not ? :-)
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Nooooooooooo , never acused you of pedantry Ice :-)
Im am currently experiencing my " pleasant to people " night for the month . Just thought fantacist -maybe - bad spelling perhaps - benefit of the doubt for a wee while - why not ? :-)
:lol2: I was thinking of the last masquerade, in which no fewer than 3 people dressed up as yours truly and proceeded to assassinate my character with loads of indefensibly multisyllabic verbosificationisms and soapboxing about bad spelling and stuff.
I don't do that. Ever. ;)
Quote by Silk and Big G
Nooooooooooo , never acused you of pedantry Ice :-)
Im am currently experiencing my " pleasant to people " night for the month .
Quote by Ice Pie
soapboxing about bad spelling and stuff.
I don't do that. Ever.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
OK. I`m reaching out. I am not a well person. I`m having an episode which involves literary hallucinations.
I`m just going to go milk the cows now Ma. :crazy:
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
soapboxing about bad spelling and stuff.
I don't do that. Ever.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Keep your incredulity to yourself, or present your evidence. :lol2:
Quote by Ice Pie
If you check their other posts its not JUST text speak . Its a spelling issue . Perhaps slack would be suitable . Who knows ?
I'll have very small wager on the thread title being something to do with wild fantasy?
Despite what some people seem to think, I'm not a crusader for spelling, grammar and general pedantry, but I had to comment on this one because it's so unmitigatedly awful. If people can understand you, then you are communicating effectively, but if you make people go to a conscious effort to figure out what you're saying, that's just plain lazy and rude, IMO.
Ice is back on form
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
:flipa: :flipa: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: xxxxxxxx Quote by Ice Pie
Allow me:
r (ours) is to lose at strip poke (poker) and
b (be) throun (thrown) out with nothing bar
r (our) front door key. and b (be) left to fing (find)
r (our) own way home as we r (are)
A not-very-convincing attempt at text speak, further hampered by the failure to realise that "are" and "our" are in fact two completely different words, even if they are pronounced the same in backward areas. ;)
DYSLECTIC HI I AM dyslectic and i dont no what
all these silly marks in between letters . so
dot worry i will not post any more on here
mayby i will you my dragon naturally speaking in future
what is text speak good by
Casanova
DYSLECTIC HI I AM dyslectic and i dont no what
all these silly marks in between letters . so
dot worry i will not post any more on here
mayby i will you my dragon naturally speaking in future
what is text speak good by
That was even worse!
Sex God
As an aside, bloody nice avatar Blondeslave. :thumbup:
I was actually going to mention that they may be dyslexic, but as they've obviously said they are and left I'll say nothing. :gagged:
I was actually going to mention that they may be dyslexic, but as they've obviously said they are and left I'll say nothing. :gagged:
Quote by havantcouple
DYSLECTIC HI I AM dyslectic and i dont no what
all these silly marks in between letters . so
dot worry i will not post any more on here
mayby i will you my dragon naturally speaking in future
what is text speak good by
Oh, FFS!
I am so annoyed that dyslexia is used as a catch-all excuse, these days.
It seems that once a child is given that 'diagnosis', then everyone is supposed to accept they will no longer even attempt to learn.
A (supposed) adult telling me that "all these silly marks in between letters" mean nothing to them, manages to ingratiate that person to me a grand sum of... none.
How can being 'word blind' cause you to refute the existance of punctuation?
No, truly, I want to know.
Sex God
Quote by Maia
Oh dear
Now i really feel good about how I behaved. Sorry Havant couple..
Don't feel bad Maia, even dyslexic people go to school and are educated in the use of punctuation and spelling, although they do need special help to understand them. Debbiewebs is dyslexic and her posts are infinitely more legible than that.
I'm not even going to attempt to correct it because I wouldn't know where to start.
