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Words that make your blood boil.....
"Remove sleeve and film lid". Now where's me feckin camera?? 
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caution contents may be hot not much point in having cold coffee
There are no words that can piss me off more than spastic (spazzie) or retard!
I really hate those words they are so offensive to people and I forget the offensive amd ! They just make me cringe! I hate racict or derogetry terms although I think its ok to joke about disability (working with people with disabilities what a grt sense of humor, better than most (apparenlty!) normal people!)
I juts hate insulting ways of saying things! You can get one person saying something demeaning and it souds like a demeaning term/sentence/offence/dig whatever and you can get another who can say the same thing BUT in a different way and it makes such a difference to how its put across!
I really hate those words they are so offensive to people and I forget the offensive amd ! They just make me cringe! I hate racict or derogetry terms although I think its ok to joke about disability (working with people with disabilities what a grt sense of humor, better than most (apparenlty!) normal people!)
I juts hate insulting ways of saying things! You can get one person saying something demeaning and it souds like a demeaning term/sentence/offence/dig whatever and you can get another who can say the same thing BUT in a different way and it makes such a difference to how its put across!
Error: "LU1806 (or LU1816 or LU1817): LiveUpdate was not able to install any of the <number> updates that you selected . . . "
A few weeks ago I got this message after attempting the update for my Norton Anti-Virus software. This lead me through various other pages on their web site, & resulted in me emailing Symantec (who did reply but not with anything useful) & Dell (who couldn't be arsed). About 10 days later I spent yet another afternoon working on this problem.... which resulted in me uninstalling the software & then reinstalling. Problem solved, so why the F**k couldn't they say that in the first place. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
A few weeks ago I got this message after attempting the update for my Norton Anti-Virus software. This lead me through various other pages on their web site, & resulted in me emailing Symantec (who did reply but not with anything useful) & Dell (who couldn't be arsed). About 10 days later I spent yet another afternoon working on this problem.... which resulted in me uninstalling the software & then reinstalling. Problem solved, so why the F**k couldn't they say that in the first place.
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:dunno: :dunno:.....your ad said you're looking for women. I'm a VWE single male......
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Quote by cu3b4ll
.....your ad said you're looking for women. I'm a VWE single male......
lol, that's a definite classic!!! Also funny how male and female perceptions of VWE vary so greatly!
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Press cap and twist
(Time to get out the Chubby Checker records)
(Time to get out the Chubby Checker records)
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The bank ringing up !!!
young thing at that !!!!
I would like to save you money.......I will give you if we can save you money on you account.
Hello !!!! I know my account and I run it well.........there is no way you can save me money.
Oooh what cheek !!!! she laughs because I refuse the Does the dosey girl not realise.............. I know the tricks of the trade...
and I run my account very well thankyou very much !! :evil:
young thing at that !!!!
I would like to save you money.......I will give you if we can save you money on you account.
Hello !!!! I know my account and I run it well.........there is no way you can save me money.
Oooh what cheek !!!! she laughs because I refuse the Does the dosey girl not realise.............. I know the tricks of the trade...
and I run my account very well thankyou very much !! :evil: 
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Quote by SunBunny
So am I in your TOP 5 shags?????
Do you lie or do you tell the truth. .. I never know....
My usual reply is "well in the category of 'under 1 minute' whilst I lie on my back looking at cracks on the ceiling... you are definately in my top 5!!"
Quote by fruity1976
You can get one person saying something demeaning and it souds like a demeaning term/sentence/offence/dig whatever and you can get another who can say the same thing BUT in a different way and it makes such a difference to how its put across!
Interesting point, Fruity. On a recent hypnotherapy course, I read an article which claimed that most communication is non-verbal. It went on to say that of communication that is actaully spoken, far more is conveyed by the tone of voice, volume and context than by the words themselves.
"You now have seven options"
As heard on automated phone sysrems typical of banks, phone companies, local govenrnment, etc.
Invariably I always seem to need option 7.
So I press 7 on my handset. What do I hear?
"You now have eight options"
I press option 8 (what else ?) only to hear,
"You now have four - hundred -and -seventy -two fucking optrions."
Eventaully, after about five dozen menus, a message says, " Press 3 to speak to an operator".
I duly press 3..............and the line goes dead :evil:
As heard on automated phone sysrems typical of banks, phone companies, local govenrnment, etc.
Invariably I always seem to need option 7.
So I press 7 on my handset. What do I hear?
"You now have eight options"
I press option 8 (what else ?) only to hear,
"You now have four - hundred -and -seventy -two fucking optrions."
Eventaully, after about five dozen menus, a message says, " Press 3 to speak to an operator".
I duly press 3..............and the line goes dead
:evil: 