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That was desert island, not hot island.
yes and "desert" usually implies there's sand :roll:
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Master of Sex
erm....
your tom-tom,
lawnmower
and a "battleships" game
:cry:
your tom-tom,
lawnmower
and a "battleships" game
:cry:
Sex God
A vibrator but no batteries! :twisted:
Sex God
sand 
Sex God
The complete works of Jeffrey Archer.
Sex God
" how to find your way home " by Mark Thatcher
Sex God
I've always thought desert island discs was a stupid program/.....if you crash land on a desert island what are the chances that the grammar phone player you have with you will survive the crash? second to none....the programs been going years! it doesnt work
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
I've always thought desert island discs was a stupid program/.....if you crash land on a desert island what are the chances that the grammar phone player you have with you will survive the crash? second to none....the programs been going years! it doesnt work
I would have thought that the fact that it has been going for years (over 50 actually) was proof that somehow it does work!
Sex God
fifty years worth of people getting stranded on desert islands who only care about listening to music...i'll give you 5 reasons why that wouldnt work!
1. The grammar phone wouldnt survive the crash and even if it did its unlikely that the records they want to listen to will amazingly be ok as well
2. There just arent enough desert islands in the world for fifty years worth of the program!
3. Surely people will be more careful about crashing into desert islands after listening to the porgram and would just stop doing it
4. People stranded on desert islands dont sit around listening to records!
5. Its always celebrities on the program who are stranded on the island....funnily enough they never seem to stay there, it must be fixed!
i wont go on
1. The grammar phone wouldnt survive the crash and even if it did its unlikely that the records they want to listen to will amazingly be ok as well
2. There just arent enough desert islands in the world for fifty years worth of the program!
3. Surely people will be more careful about crashing into desert islands after listening to the porgram and would just stop doing it
4. People stranded on desert islands dont sit around listening to records!
5. Its always celebrities on the program who are stranded on the island....funnily enough they never seem to stay there, it must be fixed!
i wont go on
Sex God
i think you need a "grammar phone".
Sex God
its gone midnight and ive been up since 330am, dont expect me to make sense at this time!
Quote by Drewxcore
I've always thought desert island discs was a stupid program/.....if you crash land on a desert island what are the chances that the grammar phone player you have with you will survive the crash? second to none....the programs been going years! it doesnt work
This from a man who started a thread asking us to list 3 DVDs, 3CDs etc we would take to a desert island that had players and electricity
:? :? Master of Sex
Quote by Drewxcore
I've always thought desert island discs was a stupid program/.....if you crash land on a desert island what are the chances that the grammar phone player you have with you will survive the crash? second to none....the programs been going years! it doesnt work
I've a sneaky feeling that the programme shouldn't be taken too literally. The concept that the guest is abandoned on a desert island is reasonably sound. It is pure conjecture whether they survived a plummeting hell of aviation fuel and screaming passengers or whether they casually drifted ashore aboard a piece of suitable flotsam.
We are quite happy in the knolwedge that they are ashore, haven't resorted to eating those that didn't survive (I assume) and have with them the means to enjoy their somewhat interesting choice in music.
I find it comforting that they've been provided with ample kindling in the form of the obligatory reading matter provided.
Sex God
Quote by keeno
I've always thought desert island discs was a stupid program/.....if you crash land on a desert island what are the chances that the grammar phone player you have with you will survive the crash? second to none....the programs been going years! it doesnt work
This from a man who started a thread asking us to list 3 DVDs, 3CDs etc we would take to a desert island that had players and electricity
:? :?At least i covered all of that! I covered everything gto make sure we all knew that this edition of desert islandness was realistic-ish
Sex God
Quote by banlwales
I've always thought desert island discs was a stupid program/.....if you crash land on a desert island what are the chances that the grammar phone player you have with you will survive the crash? second to none....the programs been going years! it doesnt work
I've a sneaky feeling that the programme shouldn't be taken too literally. The concept that the guest is abandoned on a desert island is reasonably sound. It is pure conjecture whether they survived a plummeting hell of aviation fuel and screaming passengers or whether they casually drifted ashore aboard a piece of suitable flotsam.
We are quite happy in the knolwedge that they are ashore, haven't resorted to eating those that didn't survive (I assume) and have with them the means to enjoy their somewhat interesting choice in music.
I find it comforting that they've been provided with ample kindling in the form of the obligatory reading matter provided.
perhaps everyone on this forum should call up the station and get on the program!
