Assuming you had just enough of what you needed to survive and it turned out you were stranded there for many years … what would be the worst items to have left for you on a desert island.
Something like - a ‘Who done it?’ novel with the last page missing :grin:
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Worst Desert Island Items
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i see polo lady has been listening to/watching hancocks half hour
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icecream 
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a nice wooly jumper
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Ice Cream maker :bounce:
Deep fat fryer :bounce:
Café Latté making thingy :bounce:
Oh the luxury :inlove:
And no effin electric, on this deserted desert island, to plug it into
why not add a really long extension lead to the list then, or a small neuclear reactor? :giggle:
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A laptop with no connection to the Internet.
But if I had a fishing rod I could care less
But if I had a fishing rod I could care less
Oh bluddy ell PL, I hate laffing at your posts ........
but I can never bluddy help it!!!
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I can't even quote you in this thread, cos mascara now stinging eyes and making me cry and blur up - but you're one funny as hell mare!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My choice would be "The perfect most satisfactory pooh", oh that feeling can't be beaten (apart from the knowledge there's a bacon sarnie waiting at the end
), and the sudden realisation, you're squatting in a bunch of nettles, with not even a page of the Sun to hand :shock: :? :? :? :?
but I can never bluddy help it!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:I can't even quote you in this thread, cos mascara now stinging eyes and making me cry and blur up - but you're one funny as hell mare!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My choice would be "The perfect most satisfactory pooh", oh that feeling can't be beaten (apart from the knowledge there's a bacon sarnie waiting at the end
), and the sudden realisation, you're squatting in a bunch of nettles, with not even a page of the Sun to hand :shock: :? :? :? :? 
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Hair Dryer and no electricity 
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Worst possible item you could want on a desert island;
Jade Goody
Jade Goody
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Back massaging oils!
I'm sure you'd find something on the front to use 'em on!
Can opener 'cos the crate with all the cans in would've sunk in the shipwreck.
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Warming the Bed
my ex-wife....nuff said really. (and yes, it is the teppic of old, now back from the dead)
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a nice wooly jumper
That was desert island, not hot island.
Tend to be quite hot though dont they dear x
