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Wott !!!! No Shopping!!!! Today''s perplexing dilema......

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It comes as a quite a surprise, to surprisingly many, that, in order to celebrate the fact that God's only son rose from the dead and ensured our eternal salvation, that shops, supermarkets, garden centres ( get your annuals in now, whilst there's still two inches of snow !?!) and all your favourite shopping malls........will be ..... closed ...shut ....unopened ....have the barriers down and be generally unaccessible for a whole day ...... Really!! and less than three months after we had to similarly celebrate the same chap's virgin birth !! :eeek:
Now, it can be rather amusing sport to watch the reactions of the unawares turning up to the retail paradises, variously displaying perplexion, confusion, despair and even annoyance at the eccentric ways of a predominantly christian country...banghead, but hardly amusing enough to occupy a whole day.
So, what will you be doing on this most holy day ??
After consuming a confection way too large to have exited the back of hen, my younger son and I will heading heavenward to finish boarding out the loft, such is our bravado on the most DIY accident ridden weekend of the year !! Infact, we may well be attached to the monitors and under the ether as you read this :mrgreen:
I do hope that you too find something worthwhile to amuse yourself today, and indeed visiting here to persue your perversions was not too bad a start :thumbup:
If you do have difficulty in finding something to occupy yourself with, please remember that every Sunday used to be like this..... Aaaah, the nostalgia !
Be a good chap and pass me the insulin,
Now that's the kind of post I love reading
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Don't panic !!
Tesco express stores are open normal hours today thank god worship
Maybe. just maybe tesco could arrange services throughout the day 'in-store' I think Jesus would of liked that biggrin
I've been to the garden centre, and our small local DIY shop, both are open, I'm pleased to say lol
Triple Gosh, Lost !!! - turning the retail emporium into a temple of worship - now that is truly a concept of almost biblical proportions !! And a curious reversal of all that New Testament stuff.
Hmmm.... I can smell the fragrant incense now (No, not your sister ! ) and all those nymphomaniac nuns, strolling the aisles, quite naked and shaven headed beneath their attire, you know.
Surely I can't be the only one who, as a teenager, had their early fantasies formed by watching episodes of 'Casonova' ( BBC 2, 10pm, Wednesdays ) and reinforced by the sultry Servilan ( 'Blakes Seven', BBC 1, , ) .... Admittedly, the addition of the black stockings and suspenders was somewhat innapropraite, for the era, but the unction thing was right on cue !!!
Err... wandered orf a little there redface Now Cherry, old fruit, some premises are exempt from religion if under a certain square footage and may not be closed. But thay had best be careful as this just the sort of easy nick that the old bill relishes - no soiling of the pristine HiViz and all that!
May I return BBuxie's compliment by stating that's just the kind of aviator I like watching.... No chance of a cold back in the biplane there!
However, 27 minutes is quite long enough.
Must dash, T.T.F.N. and best of luck with the elocution !
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
Oy, nowt wrong wiv how I speak lol
Analise that
I'll be thinking "thats twice in 3 months I've been a fecking hypocrite!"
Well, if theres nowt else to do, use it as an excuse to eat too much! wink
However, I'm really saddened that more & more shops are open today- It will set a precedent, and retail workers will get less time to spend with loved ones.
oh right...shops closed for one day.... so that was the reason i saw all those people buying 25 loaves of bread yesterday!!!
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oh right...shops closed for one day.... so that was the reason i saw all those people buying 25 loaves of bread yesterday!!!

Nah, thats cos it was snowing rolleyes lol
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Must dash, T.T.F.N. and best of luck with the elocution !

Someones getting elocuted!!! Surely not? is that legal? is that fair? On Easter day tooconfused
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Must dash, T.T.F.N. and best of luck with the elocution !

Someones getting elocuted!!! Surely not? is that legal? is that fair? On Easter day tooconfused
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Wonder if it makes ya hair stand on end :? lol