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just been watching the lord of the rings and got thinking could i have a hobbit....after a lot of thought i guess...wellyep no probs, is this right?
rolleyes loon
My children are quite tall so I haven't had any hobbits......................
I have hairy feet, and you haven`t had me! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by fry1
just been watching the lord of the rings and got thinking could i have a hobbit....after a lot of thought i guess...wellyep no probs, is this right?
rolleyes loon

Am I reading you right fry? Is this what you meant? I loved Lord of the Rings......never thought of having a hobbit thou! confused biggrin
Be too busy chasing the elfs myself, my height ;)
Hmmmm. well im well short and you haven't had me. Could i have a hobbit myself? probably...however it would have to be one who is shaved clean! lol
They're quite tasty with jacket potatoes. I'm not so sure I could eat a whole one though rolleyes
how about dwalfs, a hairy little man/womn does it for me
redface
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how about dwalfs, a hairy little man/womn does it for me
redface

What about a hairy big man, hehe... Still sticking to my elf's :twisted:
Quote by tallnhairy
how about dwalfs, a hairy little man/womn does it for me
redface

What about a hairy big man, hehe... Still sticking to my elf's :twisted:
Aww TnH, you just blew it! lol
Venusxxx
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how about dwalfs, a hairy little man/womn does it for me
redface

What about a hairy big man, hehe... Still sticking to my elf's :twisted:
Aww TnH, you just blew it! lol
Venusxxx
Nah I would look good in a robe with bow and the windswept hair look...
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just been watching the lord of the rings and got thinking could i have a hobbit....after a lot of thought i guess...wellyep no probs, is this right?
rolleyes loon

Am I reading you right fry? Is this what you meant? I loved Lord of the Rings......never thought of having a hobbit thou! confused biggrin
Gaynor Regan had one. rotflmao
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Still sticking to my elf's :twisted:

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvish
I used to do alot of dwarf tossing but I kicked that bad hobbit
Could you have a hobbit?Well i guess you could but i'm not quite sure where you would get one try ebay i suppose.I would imagine that having a hobbit would be very handy for doing the housework since they can get into all those low and difficult to reach spots. smile Wouldn't let your hobbit do the cooking though since the cooker may be a bit high without the aid of an orange crate to stand on.I would imagine they take quite a bit of looking after though,certainly more than a goldfish.
Nice pun on the Kirsty McColl tune though biggrin :D :D
Yup you got it --------------------Miles is still smiling :D
I think i may be using "though" too often though lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by tallnhairy
how about dwalfs, a hairy little man/womn does it for me
redface

What about a hairy big man, hehe...
Goddamn it, I've offered. Repeatedly.
Well, I could...especially if it was the lovely from the Notts Munch who was convinced she had "Hobbit feet"! ;) :smitten:
~Reese! surprised
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how about dwalfs, a hairy little man/womn does it for me
redface

What about a hairy big man, hehe...
Goddamn it, I've offered. Repeatedly.
Alas my dear I am not the one who needs convincing, given an opportunity there are a couple of offers I would love to take up :twisted: