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markz
Sex God
the person above
well would you................. cool
anais
Sex God
If that's you in ya avatar - no :lol2:
Billy41
Orgasminator
Oh for sure eventually smile :) biggrin
anais
Sex God
Better make it soon while I'm in the mood :lol2: :lol2:
Billy41
Orgasminator
Well as you are above me I take it you like being on top lol :lol:
anais
Sex God
Quote by Billy41
Well as you are above me I take it you like being on top lol :lol:

If I'm in charge yeah wink
Billy41
Orgasminator
Oh Mistress smackbottom :smackbottom: lol
Unknown User
Can I slide in underneath please? :twisted:
Billy41
Orgasminator
Off course you can, but you best ask me boss lol
anais
Sex God
More the merrier :rascal:
Unknown User
no coz they might ban me lol x
i get sore arse enough as it is. without the person above making it worse rolleyes :shock: lol
Billy41
Orgasminator
Oh come on she is a sweetie really join in wink
anais
Sex God
Sweetie :shock: confused :? lol :lol:
Twinkle - your safe with us :lol2:
Long as ya good wink
Dawnie
Sex God
Depends who else was with Nola :giggle:
anais
Sex God
Ya such a tart Dawnie - but I luvs ya, I'd even snog ya kiss not sure about sleep with ya - I heard you get wind :lol2: :lol2:
I luvs you too Nola :kiss:
Unknown User
always good i am. rolleyes :shock: cool i mean who wouldn't believe i was. i am on dating site after all :twisted: :P biggrin wink x
Resonance
Sex God
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
Can I please undo your bra?
Unknown User
Rezzer? Oh go on then lol
Joewally
Orgasminator
yes but id rather stay awake and be naughty lol
noladreams
Sex God
Maybe... if he asked nicely! :rascal:
Unknown User
resonance lol i'll put the answer on a post card biggrin
Resonance
Sex God
Quote by twinkle_star
resonance lol i'll put the answer on a post card biggrin

Save yourself a stamp, it's quicker to say "get stuffed gitface" in a PM! ;-)
Where are we up to again? I'm confused...
noladreams
Sex God
Don't be confused Res, I'd do ya :twisted:
Resonance
Sex God
But I need my sleep first... ;-)
Unknown User
well yeah know it was all that hair u have. i mean. not every day u see a monkey on swinging site :shock: rolleyes lol wink
Resonance
Sex God
But don't you know?
"I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P"
"I've reached the top and got to stop and that's what's botherin me... Aaaa Oobee Choo!"
Unknown User
Quote by Resonance
But don't you know?
"I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P"
"I've reached the top and got to stop and that's what's botherin me... Aaaa Oobee Choo!"

I wanna be like you hoohoo
I wanna walk like you, talk like you
Or failing that
Shag your arse off lol
Resonance
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
But don't you know?
"I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P"
"I've reached the top and got to stop and that's what's botherin me... Aaaa Oobee Choo!"

I wanna be like you hoohoo
I wanna walk like you, talk like you
Or failing that
Shag your arse off lol
You wanna talk like me? Ok... let's have a go...
We say...
Alrite der laaah
(Alright there my laddo)
dey wuz nabbed by da bizzies.
(They were arrested by the police)
worra lorra
(That's just Cilla Black being a stereotypical Scouser for effect).
However for perfect oral technique, I may need to pop something into your mouth for you to suck upon to hit the high pitched vowel sounds so indicative of a native scouse tongue. Don't worry is all perfectly normal and not at all desperately perverse.
And you can shag it off, so long as I can make two rather delicious bits of you bounce about in joyous gay abandon...
Unknown User
Ooh alright you smooth-talking son-of-a-scouser. You can teach me how to swear in Liverpudlian.