saw a message written in the dirt on the back of another van today that made me smile,
"hows my driving?....... my mother does worry"
anyone seen any other good ones recently?
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written on the back of a van
Sex God
well, i'm sure it's really common now, but the first time i saw "I wish my girlfriend was this dirty", i absolutely wet myself! and i apologise, but i 
for quite a while . . . .
that's not a very good admission to make is it?
neil x x x ;)
for quite a while . . . .that's not a very good admission to make is it?
neil x x x ;)
I saw some fantastic ones today. :shock: :shock: :shock:
One said "Clean Me" which made me chuckle
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
then a few minutes later I saw one that said "Also available in white!!" which had me rolling on the floor - a bit silly really because I was driving at the time!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:? :? :? :? :? 
One said "Clean Me" which made me chuckle
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:then a few minutes later I saw one that said "Also available in white!!" which had me rolling on the floor - a bit silly really because I was driving at the time!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :? :? :? :? :? 
Sex God
'There are no tools left in this van overnight. I drop Kevin off on the way home'.
I'm assuming he meant his mate in the passenger seat
I'm assuming he meant his mate in the passenger seat
Sex God
NO HAND SIGNALS
Driver eating a Yorkie. :shock:
Driver eating a Yorkie. :shock:
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
"I wish my wife was this dirty"
Yep, saw that one on the way up the road this week..........
......made me smile that, eh Fee??
Sex God
your rich
your successfull
your a born leader
but your still stuck behind this heap of shit......does it make you mad?
your successfull
your a born leader
but your still stuck behind this heap of shit......does it make you mad?
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Sex God
Quote by easy
NO HAND SIGNALS
Driver eating a Yorkie. :shock:
I'm sure Neil was loving being nibbled on by the lorry driver, just the gear stick that kept getting a bit in the way! ;)
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by little gem
NO HAND SIGNALS
Driver eating a Yorkie. :shock:
I'm sure Neil was loving being nibbled on by the lorry driver, just the gear stick that kept getting a bit in the way! ;)
:lol:
Neil and Dammie
sitting in a truck
recline the seats
and enjoyed a ...........
delicious chockolate bar.
WHAT?
:P :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Manolishi
Saw a van a little while ago that had the typical "clean me" written in the dirt then someone had written below "spuds for sale"
Brought out a small chuckle in me
I saw
Please don't clean me. Potato crop planted. :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: I've always been meaning to write
"How's my cleaning? Call 0800 *** **** "
"How's my cleaning? Call 0800 *** **** "
Warming the Bed
On the back of an (original, not modern fake) mini:
Caution: Short Vehicle
Made me smile anyway.
Caution: Short Vehicle
Made me smile anyway.
Orgasminator
I've seen a development on the dirty girlfiend/wife one:
"My wife IS this dirty"
"My wife IS this dirty"
Sex God
Quote by easy
NO HAND SIGNALS
Driver eating a Yorkie. :shock:
I'm sure Neil was loving being nibbled on by the lorry driver, just the gear stick that kept getting a bit in the way! ;)
:lol:
Neil and Dammie
sitting in a truck
recline the seats
and enjoyed a ...........
delicious chockolate bar.
WHAT?
:P :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: gem . . . you're in soooooooooo much trouble!
as for you easy . . . . . well i'll think of summat when me 'ead stops hurting! n x x x ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
I've seen a development on the dirty girlfiend/wife one:
"My wife IS this dirty"
hang on isn't that's what written on the back of our car ???????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Cx
No dear...... thats "My wife is FAR dirtier than this car will ever get" :twisted:
Quote by morbiusUK
I've seen a development on the dirty girlfiend/wife one:
"My wife IS this dirty"
hang on isn't that's what written on the back of our car ???????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Cx
No dear...... thats "My wife is FAR dirtier than this car will ever get" :twisted:
Cheeky fecker
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:You've made me all blush now
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Sex God
Quote by easy
NO HAND SIGNALS
Driver eating a Yorkie. :shock:
I'm sure Neil was loving being nibbled on by the lorry driver, just the gear stick that kept getting a bit in the way! ;)
:lol:
Neil and Dammie
sitting in a truck
recline the seats
and enjoyed a ...........
delicious chockolate bar.
WHAT?
:P :lol: :lol: :lol:
Easy!
You are wicked....... but I like it! :twisted: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by neilinleeds
gem . . . you're in soooooooooo much trouble!
n x x x ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now that does sound promising!
Easy, the thing Neil is thinking of promising you might be the same as he got up to in the truck! :shock: :lol: ;) Fight or flight man, fight or flight!
:D
Sexlightened
Saw this on a Transit van.
Patel Brothers Property Repairs
" you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
thechairman18
Patel Brothers Property Repairs
" you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
thechairman18
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Easy, the thing Neil is thinking of promising you might be the same as he got up to in the truck! :shock:
:huh: :scared: On the back of a bus last year, it read:
A dog is for life... Not just for Friday night
Rick!
A dog is for life... Not just for Friday night
Rick!
Sex God
on the back of a van in Manchester , "what a top shag Dino is",,,,,it was my van and i wrote it !!! ops: :oops:
ops: :oops: ' My Wife is as dirty as this van - Ask my mate '
We did ask and he gave my mate and I her number
great afternoon's work that was
:cheers:
We did ask and he gave my mate and I her number
great afternoon's work that was
:cheers:
