xmas pressie for the wife???

16 Nov 2005

You might want to try these

Or for the woman who has everything.......

16 Nov 2005

Quote by im new to this
I am wanting too suprise the wife @ xmas but what can I get her as she rarely buys anything for herself cause she always comes back with something that involves the kids or for them instead of her & anything she does want she buys it anyway.
So what do I get the wife who has everything (nearly)??????????

Get the pipe, deerstalker, cloak, plus fours, magnifying glass, stupid daft medic all out and follow her around incognito (if that's possible in that garb) until she visit somwhere twice or deliberates over something for more than5 minutes - that should do the trick - and think of the kuddos you'll earn. Oh!, to be in your shoes come christmas. Yes please.

16 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
money's boring, shows no imagination.
I just bought 'she who must be obeyed' a new Vax vacuum/carpet washer/cleaner. She's well chuffed with it, thinks I'm brill!
I did offer to get her a sewing machine but she's happy with the one she has. A new fleece will be her suprise crizzy prezzy though (burgerhouse or somefink!)

I'm sorry but I don't think ANY man should ever be forgiven for buying a vaccuum cleaner for Christmas - that's the pits! confused

lmao i just skimmed thro his post and missed the Vax bit i was taking the piss when i said a dyson...honest.... you should be ashamed of yourself man smackbottom

Are you saying you wouldn't like a nice hoover manoever then? heheh

17 Nov 2005

i THINK YOU MAY HAVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD THERE THANX A LOT SHE LOVES A NICE MASSAGE BUT SHE,S A BIT SENSATIVE ON THE SKIN SO WHAT OIL CAN i GET & WHERE FROM??
WINE IS EASY MEAT GREAT IDEA CHEERS.

17 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
My suggestion would be some handmade bath stuff from Lush, a bottle of the finest wine, candles........ all gift wrapped in a gorgeous box with tissue paper wrapping........
and leave her to it while you take the kids out of the way for a while....
better still, kids go to a friends (lock the doors and unplug phone while you're at it) and then you (a) bathe her (b) wash her hair and (c) give her a full body massage.
:inlove:
and all at relatively little cost (depending on the wine!!). It doesnt get much better than that!

sorry wrong one Ill try again