I am wanting too suprise the wife @ xmas but what can I get her as she rarely buys anything for herself cause she always comes back with something that involves the kids or for them instead of her & anything she does want she buys it anyway.
So what do I get the wife who has everything (nearly)??????????
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xmas pressie for the wife???
Quote by im new to this
I am wanting too suprise the wife @ xmas but what can I get her as she rarely buys anything for herself cause she always comes back with something that involves the kids or for them instead of her & anything she does want she buys it anyway.
So what do I get the wife who has everything (nearly)??????????
You could just ask her
Thats what Id do 
money's boring, shows no imagination.
I just bought 'she who must be obeyed' a new Vax vacuum/carpet washer/cleaner. She's well chuffed with it, thinks I'm brill!
I did offer to get her a sewing machine but she's happy with the one she has. A new fleece will be her suprise crizzy prezzy though (burgerhouse or somefink!)
I just bought 'she who must be obeyed' a new Vax vacuum/carpet washer/cleaner. She's well chuffed with it, thinks I'm brill!
I did offer to get her a sewing machine but she's happy with the one she has. A new fleece will be her suprise crizzy prezzy though (burgerhouse or somefink!)
Sex God
Quote by goodporking
money's boring, shows no imagination.
hey i like boring
all money greatfully recieved here
Ok, i understand your disbaled at the moment, dodgy wrist? monies in the post (not the postie!)
No that's me... all money gratefully received here too :giggle:
Quote by Angel Chat
money's boring, shows no imagination.
hey i like boring
all money greatfully recieved here
Ok, i understand your disbaled at the moment, dodgy wrist? monies in the post (not the postie!)
No that's me... all money gratefully received here too :giggle:
wondered what the hell he was on about then
A few years ago I was struggling to get something for my wife's birthday (even though she did her usual trick of " Don't bother getting me anything - just a card will do" - Yeah right!) when I found a company that can register stars in a person's name. You get different packages depending on your budget and it's something different than perfume, underwear and ironing boards!!
If she likes tacky/kitsch stuff then try:
If she likes tacky/kitsch stuff then try:
Quote by im new to this
I am wanting too suprise the wife @ xmas but what can I get her as she rarely buys anything for herself cause she always comes back with something that involves the kids or for them instead of her & anything she does want she buys it anyway.
So what do I get the wife who has everything (nearly)??????????
Well as you're on here, I'm guessing something swinging related might be suitable?
How about: book an appointment for her at the hairdresser or at a spa for a massage or a salt scrub or something else lovely to pamper her (pay for it in advance), organise a babysitter, take her off to a swinging club for some fun and book a hotel room to retire to for some more fun afterwards!
Quote by goodporking
money's boring, shows no imagination.
I just bought 'she who must be obeyed' a new Vax vacuum/carpet washer/cleaner. She's well chuffed with it, thinks I'm brill!
I did offer to get her a sewing machine but she's happy with the one she has. A new fleece will be her suprise crizzy prezzy though (burgerhouse or somefink!)
I'm sorry but I don't think ANY man should ever be forgiven for buying a vaccuum cleaner for Christmas - that's the pits!
Quote by Fallen Angel
money's boring, shows no imagination.
I just bought 'she who must be obeyed' a new Vax vacuum/carpet washer/cleaner. She's well chuffed with it, thinks I'm brill!
I did offer to get her a sewing machine but she's happy with the one she has. A new fleece will be her suprise crizzy prezzy though (burgerhouse or somefink!)
I'm sorry but I don't think ANY man should ever be forgiven for buying a vaccuum cleaner for Christmas - that's the pits!
lmao i just skimmed thro his post and missed the Vax bit i was taking the piss when i said a dyson...honest.... you should be ashamed of yourself man
Orgasminator
I can think of a gift for her...... easy return policy if she don't like it( but i am sure she will) its inexpensive and any woman wants it..........so what time shall i arrive and I will be tying the bow on myself thank you very much :giggle:
Sex God
just remember what good charlotte says.............
..."girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money!"
and you wont go wrong
hth
lol
xxxx
..."girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money!"
and you wont go wrong
hth
lol
xxxx
Sex God
Quote by im new to this
I am wanting too suprise the wife @ xmas but what can I get her as she rarely buys anything for herself cause she always comes back with something that involves the kids or for them instead of her & anything she does want she buys it anyway.
So what do I get the wife who has everything (nearly)??????????
If your just looking to surprise then fuck all should do the trick, but otherwise, another member on here was telling me about a website where you can buy a water pump or a donkey, or some similar type of thing, for someone less fortunate in far away lands and Grimsby. You then get confirmation of the purchase which you pass on as the gift, personally I would go with the fuck all option, because you can give double that value next year.
Sex God
dave is sooooo tight! 
:roll:
seriously though, if money is an issue, something unique and special will mean more than something you spent a lot on.
if she can see you have spent time and effort she will be over the moon.
perhaps you could save all your ear wax between now and xmas, and make her a one off candle?
:roll: seriously though, if money is an issue, something unique and special will mean more than something you spent a lot on.
if she can see you have spent time and effort she will be over the moon.
perhaps you could save all your ear wax between now and xmas, and make her a one off candle?
My suggestion would be some handmade bath stuff from Lush, a bottle of the finest wine, candles........ all gift wrapped in a gorgeous box with tissue paper wrapping........
and leave her to it while you take the kids out of the way for a while....
better still, kids go to a friends (lock the doors and unplug phone while you're at it) and then you (a) bathe her (b) wash her hair and (c) give her a full body massage.
:inlove:
and all at relatively little cost (depending on the wine!!). It doesnt get much better than that!
and leave her to it while you take the kids out of the way for a while....
better still, kids go to a friends (lock the doors and unplug phone while you're at it) and then you (a) bathe her (b) wash her hair and (c) give her a full body massage.
:inlove:
and all at relatively little cost (depending on the wine!!). It doesnt get much better than that!
If Morbius is reading this ... then a break in tradition would be for you to really treat me to nice christmas and decorate my kitchen .....
:giggle:
We've got all the stuff you don't need to spend anything .... just decorate my flippin' kitchen so we can invite people round without being embarrassed.
C x
:giggle:
We've got all the stuff you don't need to spend anything .... just decorate my flippin' kitchen so we can invite people round without being embarrassed.
C x
