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Hi all,
Well the manic time of year is upon us again, time to party and hope to get a good time at the office do.
A question. What is everybodies new Christmas wish?
Personally I'd like it to be for my girlfriend to come home late from a night out to say that she'd just been having sex with another woman. (Please Santa, I've been a good boy). Failing that a positive reply from a woman or couple over 35 would get me leaving extra brandy and mince pies out on Dec 25.
How about anyone else?
Good idea Beleraphon (great nickname, by the way - Alexander the Great's horse if I recall correctly, hope you find the ride of a lifetime here!) wink
Come on everyone, Will is now officially back in wish granting mode, so post your Christmas wishes here.
Not greedy........just some nice stocking fillers for me please 8)
Aaaaaah - Stockings!!!!!! lol and the other bits that go with them!!!
Mal
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Not greedy........just some nice stocking fillers for me please
Know what you mean Steve!! :rude:
Judging from where the posts in the Forum come from you are in the right area. wink . If you don't mind waiting a little then there is always the NW munch on Jan 10th, which I am sure will have lots of possibilities. Especially as you have so kindly organised it. I am sure there will be lots of stocking-clad lovelies who would love to show their gratitude!
Next?
Aaaaaah - Stockings!!!!!! and the other bits that go with them!!!
Bloody hell, have I just said that again?
Mal
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Not greedy........just some nice stocking fillers for me please
Happy to oblige Steve, just say where and when
lhk
Kat :twisted:
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Aaaaaah - Stockings!!!!!! and the other bits that go with them!!!
Bloody hell, have I just said that again?
Mal
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Yep.. repeating yourself is a sign of impending old age'itis. Or, as it's otherwise known' 'Goldfish Syndrome'. Or it could be 'I can't wait for Saturday to come along' syndrome?? Damn it.
x xx
Happy to oblige Steve, just say where and when

:doh: OK OK, I know, its a bloody christmas wish, so where and when is pretty much self explanatory :doh:
Hope I noticed before anyone else did rolleyes
lhk
Kat
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Baaaaa Humbug!!
I want to be screwed, oops I meant Scrooge. :confused:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
ooh Wilma ! I'll go for your first option kiss
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ooh Wilma ! I'll go for your first option kiss

Now why does that not suprise me!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'll have the second option then......quite fancy the idea of a tight Wilma!
not wanting to come across as snobby..beleraphon WAS alex's horse..but named after the greek hero who first rode pegasus,and in doing so decided to try and fly to the gods of olympus....the got pissed at him trying and shot him out the original pride before the fall....*sigh*..I wish I wasn't such a turd sometimes
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I'll have the second option then......quite fancy the idea of a tight Wilma!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ahhh biscuit! Not a turd at all! Anyone with Classical knowledge is fine by me. I knew the horse was named after someone but couldn't for the life of me remember who. Many thanks for reminding me. That's definitely worth a beer if we ever meet.
Keep up the good work,
Will
I wish that every man was gay. That would be grrrrrrrrrrrrreat :twisted:
Wow! All these replies.
I called myself Beleraphon after one of the ships in Nelson's fleet.
That was only because I forgot the name of the Temeraire, which was in one of Turners paintings. Sad I know, but the name Pleaseletmeshagu was to long to type.
OK, another one on my Xmas list: That girl in burgundy shorts in my gym class. What a pity leotards are out of vogue.
Oh, I didn't know I was allowed two wishes!
OK, wish two - Lucy Lawless with a strap on :twisted:
cheers will.I'm a big fan of classical that comment about lucy lawless with a strap on thats just classic! lol
I vote for world peace and harmony.
Oh.. and for smaller thighs!
Lucy Lawless with a strap on is a fine fantasy, but I didn't say what I wanted to see her do with it :twisted:
Jags, what was that about thighs, it isn't like you to whisper wink
It was meant to be a whisper... lol
Have fun you!
x xx
Aw - you too VBabe :P - I'm filling up, all this peace and good will has gone to my head wink
Being an Atheist, I don't do Christmas. I do however celebrate the old Pagan midwinter 'Blowfest' and pig out on Dec. 25th. After all the 25th. Dec. was hijacked from the Pagans by the Christians. I don't do cards or presents, all my friends know this and respect my views. 8)
One great advantage of this is, that in mid January when I get my Credit Card bill it is probably the only one in the country that has an outstanding balance of lol
It's not that I am a Scrooge, but I do like to choose my own underwear, socks and sweaters etc., and not have to wear those horrendous things given at Christmas as presents by so called friends and relatives. 8)
To be honest, Christmas is no longer a religious festival anyway, it's a commercial enterprise. rolleyes If you want to take part, that's o/k by me, just include me out.
If after this I'm allowed a Christmas wish, then I wish it would go away, permanently.
Harry0
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Hark the Herald Angels sing, advertising everything. :lol:
HARRY... so good to hear all that!
I've only sent 1 card each Christmas for the last 6 years and have resisted all feelings of guilt for it.
x xx
Good on you Harry 8) . I don't do cards either, but as there are children in the family I am forced to exercise my bank balance considerably at this time of year :silly: . I'm very much looking forward to the day when I never have to buy pressies again.
I totally admit to being a scrooge - but that's nothing to do with Xmas, I'm mean the other 364 days of the year too.
Our xmas wish would be to have our first 3sum with a bi fem, that would be soooooo mmmmmm. Are you watching Santa??? hehehehehehe
My Christmas wish came true last night!!! :bounce:
Can't stop smiling.
They know who they are! Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.
Oh the new year does look bright!
I am an Atheist too but after last night, there may be a God after all!!
Love
Wilma
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