Yorkie norfener for sale!

14 Oct 2004

Neilinleeds for Sale!

On sale for calling fem_manc
"a simple lancs lass"
Click the link above for evidence gathered.
Price: 3 goldfish o.n.o
(ironing goldfish need not apply)

14 Oct 2004

That price is way to high!
How about a slightly used rubber ducky?

14 Oct 2004

i would offer an old bottle top and my good will!
hows that?

14 Oct 2004

Your joking the blokes damaged goods ...he's got an axe blade buried in his head.....this is a bloody con...whats more I reckon thats a 20 year old picture, just look at the shirt collar (or lack of one)...go on ...look properly...when were they last in fashion!!

14 Oct 2004

I'll give you a fin and a bubble for him lol

Jas
XXX

14 Oct 2004

I think they were last in fashion when he last went shopping!
Well done DaveJ for pointing out another reason for sale!
Anyone better a fin and a bubble,
An old rubber ducky,
or a bottle top?

14 Oct 2004

Defintately not worth 3 Goldfish. I could take him off your hands for lets say ... a key ring in the shape of a shark - that's pretty fare i'd say.

14 Oct 2004

allright then, seeing as I am going to re-seed my lawns and I need something to stand in the garden and keep the birds away, I'll go one goldfish and a plastic shipwreck.

14 Oct 2004

fem i seriosuly dont think u have got the hand of this selling lark!
you need to give reasons why we would want to buy him!
to help you out i will start it off.......
a neil in leeds is perfect for............shwoing u what ur new undies will look like on.. if ur mirror happens to be broken,

14 Oct 2004

And there was I thinking that maybe 3 goldfish was too little for him..........
2 full goldfish and 1 with a missing fin?
in light of WBB's comment the offer stands at 3 whole goldfish.
you're right never really got the selling lark down to a fine art dunno

14 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
Your joking the blokes damaged goods ...he's got an axe blade buried in his head.....this is a bloody con...whats more I reckon thats a 20 year old picture, just look at the shirt collar (or lack of one)...go on ...look properly...when were they last in fashion!!

dave i never noticed the old axe head. no wonder me 'ead hurt the next morning! rolleyes

now come on i'm sure i can get an higher bid than an old bottle top? dunno

n x x x :P

14 Oct 2004

I got a half eaten mouse if that's any good oh and some goat droppings

14 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
allright then, seeing as I am going to re-seed my lawns and I need something to stand in the garden and keep the birds away, I'll go one goldfish and a plastic shipwreck.

Is that "birds" as in women dave?

14 Oct 2004

Neilinleeds for Sale!

14 Oct 2004

my wife mandy said she will give you a fart sealed in a plastic bag
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Oct 2004

Quote by daveandmandywigan
my wife mandy said she will give you a fart sealed in a plastic bag
:lol: :lol: :lol:

why wpu;d fem want to exchange one fart for another fart????
:lol: :lol: :lol:
WBB luvs NIL to death really (literally to death!)

14 Oct 2004

oi kinky!
i'd be mad now, but seeing as how it's nice of you to bob in, i'll just ask where the fookin' 'ell have you been? it's not good enough mate!
n x x x :P

14 Oct 2004

I want to sell him to someone who lives further away from me than Sale! <ffs> tuts (tm neil) rolleyes

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You see, without neil we wouldn't have a few of our favourite catch phrases....... surely worth upping the price.
ducks and wait for the shirley jokes............

14 Oct 2004

Now just what the feck would I do with one of those, huh?! dunno

I finished all my refurbishments and decorating over the Summer!
To be honest, I'd pay you at least the bottle-top and the fart in the bag just you DIDN'T inflict him on the rest of us - I might even throw in a pint!! :twisted:

14 Oct 2004

@ this whole thread.
They say you can judge a man by his friends..........
so far it looks like the fart in a bag is your best bet. wink

14 Oct 2004

stop the sale!!
there has been a huge mistake here... loads of fems are making bids for the "yorkie norfener".. where as EVERYONE knows a yorkie is "not for girls"!

14 Oct 2004

I notice that he is a dab-hand at wallpapering: as I hate decortaing, DIY, in fact anything to do with 'housey' stuff , with a passion that is only exceeded by my hatred of being inside all day, I have scoured the estate to see what I can bid for this fine chap.
So, I am proud to offer:
1 ferret collar (broken)
I air rifle (broken)
20 .410 shotgun cartridges
1 brace pheasant (bit niffy, but, probably ok)
1 antique hay-knife (broken-but still antique)
3 bags dog-food (ignore 'sell-by' date: printing error)
3 bags of home grown spuds (variety: Nicola)
As much celery as you can pick
1 load of well rotted manure for your garden (small delivery fee)
1 set left handed golf clubs -unwanted present (I'm chuffing right handed, what were the daft wassochs thinking of)
The telephone number of 'Sweaty Betty' at the Bull and Dog...
...I think this should be a reasonable bid????
Better get your overalls on Neil m'lad; thee's Shropshire bound.

14 Oct 2004

Quote by easy
@ this whole thread.
They say you can judge a man by his friends..........
so far it looks like the fart in a bag is your best bet.

Neil's best bet or his best FRIEND?!
Judging by the way things are going I have my suspicions...! lol

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
@ this whole thread.
They say you can judge a man by his friends..........
so far it looks like the fart in a bag is your best bet.

Neil's best bet or his best FRIEND?!
Judging by the way things are going I have my suspiscions...! lol

Yes.... both. blink

:lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Oct 2004

ok.. to make things fair.. i think we should give NIL the option of setting his own price!
so come on neil.. whats it to be.. how much do YOU think u are worth???

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Countess
Is that "birds" as in women dave?

I think it's all birds countess......hmmmm hang on perhaps if I do buy him and take him into town for a night out, I wont end up pulling the ugly bird for once.

14 Oct 2004

I don't really want him so my offer is
1 used tea bag (builders tea bag at that.
I just want to be involved in the bidding.

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
builders tea bag at that.
.

???? wtf is a builders tea bag????????
does it make half your cup of tea.. then turn up 4 month later to do the other half????

14 Oct 2004

:laughabove:
yeah it then needs to finish the job at all hours of the day and moves in with you!
:shock:
WBB noooooooo, he can't set his own price! He had a go at lancashire lasses, we have to stick together on this!
The sale goes ahead!
Agricola, that list of offers is quite impressive but it's not the equivalent to half a goldfish! :shock:
He looks very good in a nice pair of lacey cotton nicks does our Neil, he can do the decorating, fit boilers and he can cook :shock: told me himself! :P
At this rate I'll have to raffle him off...........

14 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
builders tea bag at that.
.

???? wtf is a builders tea bag????????
does it make half your cup of tea.. then turn up 4 month later to do the other half????
noooooo WBB that'll be yer plumber! turn yer hot water off, then bob out for an important jobbie, see you next week, if you're lucky!
now i reckon i'm worth about 5 goldfish. or at least the bus fare to manchester. call it a tenner! now any more offers?
n x x x x