YOU B*STARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Apr 2004

Okay - now I am REALLY confused! blink

This thread started with Sarge throwing a wobbly about - no-one knows what. dunno

Then it almost became a duel between Sarge and me because he ended up in bed with Sappho, but that was only to try and defrost him - and was all Kat's fault anyway. rolleyes

Now it seems to be the girlies trying to get the GFZ code off of Mr FC!!! mad

Be strong Mr FC - you can do it. We all have faith in you!! confused

What the hell is going on????? I am used to it getting bizarre around here, but FFS (as Fred might say). The guys all need to get together and sort out what this is all about in time honoured fashion. Over a take away and a large collection of drinks.
Fred or Kat, any chance of opening the GFZ for a while (though I still wouldn't use the bathroom yet redface

) - or at least devising some other way of us having a 'huddle' and getting us all on the same page in some way. If we stick together we can all get through this.
I think we need Kat, Fred, Sarge, Arti, Mr FC, me, Fun365 and possibly Carpi and Brumlad if anyone can find them. If I have missed anyone then just add them to the list.
The girlies seem orchestrated (or are they just a bunch of harpies!!! lol

). Wilma and Mrs FC are egging each other on to work on Fred and Mr FC, Sappho was working on Sarge (and keeps oggling Fred in his uniform - and out of it!), meanwhile Lemon Peel keeps popping up with stuff which seems to bear no relation to anything at all :blink: I think it is just to confuse us (and it's working too).
So come on guys. Let's work together. Though what we are working towards I have not the faintest idea!! :roll:

1 Apr 2004

Quote by willxx69
meanwhile Lemon Peel keeps popping up with stuff which seems to bear no relation to anything at all I think it is just to confuse us (and it's working too).
So come on guys. Let's work together. Though what we are working towards I have not the faintest idea!!

So, the little known MI5 interrogation technique works after all!

1 Apr 2004

Oh Will......Will darling.
Fancy a shag??? Go on, Sappho said it was okay...(just after we had a wild hour together)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Apr 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Oh Will......Will darling.
Fancy a shag??? Go on, Sappho said it was okay...(just after we had a wild hour together)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

:shock:

:silly: :crazy:

1 Apr 2004

I'll take that as a yes then Will.
You boys are sooo easy. Now I have the code to the drinks cupboard. Ta Will.
Oh BTW, was it good for you? (Be careful how you answer that one)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Apr 2004

Now what the hell do I do? She's playing with my mind!!! Fred? Fred? FRED????? How the hell do I get out of this?
If I say 'Yes' I am going to upset Fred and Sappho, if I say 'No' I am going to upset Wilma.
Oh, friggity-frig. Be strong, must be strong. Oh bugger - this is never going to work.

1 Apr 2004

Right Guys now we're all together lets sort this out!!!

1 Apr 2004

Will be strong ! They were toying with me earlier but they could see I was too strong for them :shock:
They have only one agenda...unrestricted entry to the GFZ !!!
This cannot be allowed who knows what they'll turn it into, a new state of the art W.I H.Q no doubt mad

:x

1 Apr 2004

I have just posted this in the GFZ thread but copied it here for you boys cos I know how much effort it takes for you to go and look for anything.

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
LMAO - I have just seen the GFZ in daylight. Nice job boys NOT!!!
I took some pics girls for you all to see what budding DIYers we have at SH.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Apr 2004

Thankyou nfor pointing that out Wilma, the building was especially designed like that for a reason confused

And as you can see the sign says NO GIRLS !!! so perhaps we can now be left in peace! blink

1 Apr 2004

If you read the small print it says NO GIRLS and then underneath in very small letters it says........ with beards allowed. It was one of those stupid jokes that Fred put on when we had a near miss with a couple and the female had a very deep voice and was a bit fluffy around the chin.
Put your specs on MrFC!!!

1 Apr 2004

OI!!!
I'm not a girl - I'm a professionally qualified and highly respected WOMAN - I get paid 2/6 an hour and am proud of it!!
Less of the 'girl' you lot!!!!

1 Apr 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
If you read the small print it says NO GIRLS and then underneath in very small letters it says........ with beards allowed. It was one of those stupid jokes that Fred put on when we had a near miss with a couple and the female had a very deep voice and was a bit fluffy around the chin.
Put your specs on MrFC!!!

Aw Wilma, that means I can't bring Victoria!! Not fair-never fair!! She's been looking at me all week, nibbling her lips, flashing her titties at me, snickering in playful abandon. Every time I mentioned 'Bilkooooo!', she'd jump up and down and behave just like a kid. She's been cuddling me in the morning, and goes all gooey eyed when I pull her nipples: I really thought I could bring her along.
Poor little goat will be ever so upset.....

1 Apr 2004

Quote by Jags
OI!!!
I'm not a girl - I'm a professionally qualified and highly respected WOMAN - I get paid 2/6 an hour and am proud of it!!
Less of the 'girl' you lot!!!!

Girl, woman or whatever you prefer sweetheart.
You're gorgeous in any case passionkiss

"What's in a name?
That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet."
Probably not a perfect quote, but you know what I mean! kiss

1 Apr 2004

Arti, I m sure if the boys won't mind you bringing Victoria in especially if she lets them pull on her nipples. Poor cow.....oops sorry goat!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Apr 2004

How many more animals has Arti got ?
Arti you can't keep bringing another animal in just because you loose one or two.

1 Apr 2004

Quote by MrsFC
How many more animals has Arti got ?
Arti you can't keep bringing another animal in just because you loose one or two.

My dear lady,
I don't recall losing any beasts , well not me personally; I do however, recall a working sheepdog that is now auditioning to understudy Jonathon Ross, a first -rate ferret that has never left his hutch again after being called a 'rodent', and a perfectly sound breeding ewe, not actually owned by me, which vanished into the ether. The latter episode led to gentleman with very tall hats questioning me about my whereabouts on the night certain 'gentlemen' of my aquaintance attempted to solicit perfectly innocent sheep into a dubious arrangement.
So, have no fear, even if I wish to bring some of my furry friends along, I only have to mention GFZ, and they go lame, stop milking, run and hide and try to impersonate other species, such has the notoriety of the establishment been communicated between them.

1 Apr 2004

Quote by willxx69
Now what the hell do I do? She's playing with my mind!!! Fred? Fred? FRED????? How the hell do I get out of this?
If I say 'Yes' I am going to upset Fred and Sappho, if I say 'No' I am going to upset Wilma.
Oh, friggity-frig. Be strong, must be strong. Oh bugger - this is never going to work.

Who said I'd be upset if you said yes? Silly Bard! I get to watch!
Sappho xxx
(Have you weakened and given in yet? :twisted: )

1 Apr 2004

Watch.....you can join in!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Apr 2004

Oh yes!!!

1 Apr 2004

Anyway, did we ever find out what was up with Sarge??

1 Apr 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Anyway, did we ever find out what was up with Sarge??

Not to my knowledge Wilma, I keep refreshing the page to see if I can find out... I really AM going to have to sleep at some point....

1 Apr 2004

I wondered when someone would ask!!!
I am pleased to say that it didn't happen again today!! wink

:wink:

1 Apr 2004

WHAT???

1 Apr 2004

Did I not mention it ?????? rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:

2 Apr 2004

Quote by willxx69
OI!!!
I'm not a girl - I'm a professionally qualified and highly respected WOMAN - I get paid 2/6 an hour and am proud of it!!
Less of the 'girl' you lot!!!!

Girl, woman or whatever you prefer sweetheart.
You're gorgeous in any case passionkiss

"What's in a name?
That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet."
Probably not a perfect quote, but you know what I mean! kiss

Will - the perfect gent all the time.... x xx x

2 Apr 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Did I not mention it ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

NO, you didn't.
Love
Wlma
x x x x

18 Oct 2004

And he never bluddy well did either!!.... mad

Well come on Sarge.... Cough up.... What was wrong???
Bet you cant remember now lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shireen
xxx

18 Oct 2004

Oh................ I remember alright !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol:

18 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh................ I remember alright !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

C'mon then .. spill the beans ..... or you gonna leave it another X months??
Calista ... a lady who would love foreplay with the Sarge ... all that teasing :twisted: