You know it's not right when....

1 May 2006

OK so a lot of us get bored with the wingy timewasters threads, but I read this post today and it got me thinking..

Quote by H-x
I do read these threads with interest in case the revelation of where I'm going wrong shows up. I know 'old hats' sometimes complain about such threads as being
'same old, same old', but us newbies do find them useful.
H.x

So I'm going to try this. Hopefully it'll be lighthearted, but also be of use to others.
So what experiences have set warning bells off in your head? - be it initial pm's, talking on the phone, first meets, chatting in clubs etc.
Here's mine..
You know it's not right when......
You meet a guy for a coffee in the afternoon and say you're not sure yet if you want to play. He sends you a text message 4 hours later asking you to come to a gang bang that night.
When you say no and that you have a meet, he proceeds to tell you how you've hurt his feelings and demands to know who you're meeting :shock:
He then sends text messages throughout the evening that just say "?" while you're trying to entertain loon

1 May 2006

You know its not right when..
You are thinking about meeting a couple and all there is left to do is me and the female of the couple to have a quick chat on the phone
Only to get the bloke answering and saying
"sorry my wife says she's to shy to talk at the moment" confused

Shaz x

1 May 2006

sounds like you met a right one there..........
do u reckon his wife knows he met you for coffee?

1 May 2006

Oh, thanks hun, kiss

The only contribution I can make thus far is you know it's not right when they don't bloody show up!
H.x

1 May 2006

you know its not right when 20min b4 ur due to meet FOR SEX the man wants you to help him cum on cam!!!
Yes it happened to me lmao
banghead

1 May 2006

our first meet with a couple went horribly wrong.
I was really nervous coz it was our first meet. We were going to meet the next day for a few :cheers: first to see how we got on. This never happened after the phone calls started coming
1 oclock - we want to meet now
2 oclock - come on lets fuck
3 oclock - fecking bitch why don't you answer the phone
4 oclock - We know where you live, I'm gonna find you & fecking beat the living shit out of you
5 oclock - your dead when I get my hands on you both
6 oclock had to get up for work
At 8 oclock HIS told them that we would be phoning the police if he didn't leave us alone.
Never heard from them (HIM) again
really put me off for ages after so I'm really careful who we meet with & only give out our no. after we have spoken on msn for ages

1 May 2006

You know its not right when..
You arrange to meet a couple at a public place,
The guy comes in and says
"my wife is just parking the car and will be here shortly"
but an hour later she's still parking the car!
Shaz x

1 May 2006

You know its not right when..
You get offered to go on a meet to have sex on a video camera so that she can show her husband who gets off on her having sex with other men.

1 May 2006

:D bloody good thread HLB!!
I *could* make this a 4 pager lol

You know its not right when you've had that coffee meet, and you know its not going any further..... but he offers you a trade off and says he just wants to be your 'friend' / munch buddy/ confidante/ escort instead (but its nothing to do with the fact ur a single bi fem and attatching himself to you like a limpet *might* just enable him to watch that girl on girl stuff he's been dreaming about regardless of wether he actually gets to play with you or not, honest ).
You know when its not right when you go for coffee.....and he's got a bumbag with him. Inside that bumbag are wipes, condoms and any other paraphanalia which scream EXPECTATION at you.
You know when its not right when you've arranged to meet up socially to see how you get on..... but in the days leading up to it his texts/ pms start divulging all the thoughts of what he'd like to do to you .....and you decide to pull out....... then he brands you a timewaster.
oooo i'll come back to this ............ wink

1 May 2006

Quote by DeeCee
sounds like you met a right one there..........
do u reckon his wife knows he met you for coffee?

I do know this guy and I know for a fact he is genuinely single.
Having met him I quickly found out why he was single lol

If only that was the end of it, but he bombarded me with phone calls for over a month and wanted to take me out on a vanilla data :shock:
After numerous calls with me telling him I was not interested and hell would freeze over before anything happened between us, he sent me a text message saying..
"If you don't fancy me just say so"
Erm hello? The lights are on but no-ones home loon

1 May 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

1 May 2006

You know its not right when you play with someone and everybody here knows about it before you've even got home, cos he's put something really stupidly fucking obvious in his sig, then posts one liners in every thread making sure it gets as much exposure as possible......

1 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
sounds like you met a right one there..........
do u reckon his wife knows he met you for coffee?

I do know this guy and I know for a fact he is genuinely single.
Having met him I quickly found out why he was single lol

If only that was the end of it, but he bombarded me with phone calls for over a month and wanted to take me out on a vanilla data :shock:
After numerous calls with me telling him I was not interested and hell would freeze over before anything happened between us, he sent me a text message saying..
"If you don't fancy me just say so"
Erm hello? The lights are on but no-ones home loon

SCARY!
I would rather part on a mutual agreement, I wouldn't build my hopes up if the answer is no then so be it, works both ways.
Cracking thread looking forward on hearing all the stories. :shock:

1 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
(but its nothing to do with the fact ur a single bi fem and attatching himself to you like a limpet *might* just enable him to watch that girl on girl stuff he's been dreaming about regardless of wether he actually gets to play with you or not, honest ).

Oh don't get me started on the token bi female ones!!! I've even had someone who just referred to me when talking to someone else as "that single bi-fem". He probably didn't even know my name.
And here's another one.
You know it's not right when they say
"I've been dying to meet you for ages because.....
You're well known and respected on the forum and if I tell everyone I've played with you I'll get loads of pussy"
rolleyes

1 May 2006

When a 'couple' says you have to have guy on guy fun with the male partner before the female partner will agree to come along.

1 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
(but its nothing to do with the fact ur a single bi fem and attatching himself to you like a limpet *might* just enable him to watch that girl on girl stuff he's been dreaming about regardless of wether he actually gets to play with you or not, honest ).

You know it's not right when they say
"I've been dying to meet you for ages because.....
You're well know and respected on the forum and if I tell everyone I've played with you I'll get loads of pussy"
rolleyes

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh THAT one :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
mad

:x :x :x :x ok, descending into rottweiler mode here so I'm having a couple of valium while I read . :taz:

1 May 2006

You know it's not right when....
The "wife's" pics are on the first page of google image "women" search rolleyes

1 May 2006

, especially if she's called Janet

1 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You know it's not right when......
You meet a guy for a coffee in the afternoon and say you're not sure yet if you want to play. He sends you a text message 4 hours later asking you to come to a gang bang that night.
When you say no and that you have a meet, he proceeds to tell you how you've hurt his feelings and demands to know who you're meeting :shock:
He then sends text messages throughout the evening that just say "?" while you're trying to entertain

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
sounds like you met a right one there..........
do u reckon his wife knows he met you for coffee?

I do know this guy and I know for a fact he is genuinely single.
Having met him I quickly found out why he was single lol

If only that was the end of it, but he bombarded me with phone calls for over a month and wanted to take me out on a vanilla data :shock:
After numerous calls with me telling him I was not interested and hell would freeze over before anything happened between us, he sent me a text message saying..
"If you don't fancy me just say so"
Erm hello? The lights are on but no-ones home :loon:

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Oh don't get me started on the token bi female ones!!! I've even had someone who just referred to me when talking to soemone else as "that single bi-fem". He probably didn't even no my name.
And here's another one.
You know it's not right when they say
"I've been dying to meet you for ages because.....
You're well know and respected on the forum and if I tell everyone I've played with you I'll get loads of pussy"

I know, and I'm sorry, and it won't happen again :cry:
I had lots of inclusive minutes and texts then.

1 May 2006

Quote by m1970
You know its not right when..
You get offered to go on a meet to have sex on a video camera so that she can show her husband who gets off on her having sex with other men.

you know its not right when the guy says hes got a video of him having sex with another women then realises hes lost it then asks if he can make a video with you & PROMISES noone will see it. Yes this did happen :shock:

1 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
You know its not right when you play with someone and everybody here knows about it before you've even got home, cos he's put something really stupidly fucking obvious in his sig, then posts one liners in every thread making sure it gets as much exposure as possible......

here bloody here mad

1 May 2006

At this point, I'm very inclined to say.....Earthy !! .... but given the thread content people might misread it, so I wont lol

:lol:

1 May 2006

Got to put one on here for us males .. you know its not right when you just played w with someone its been ok not the best and you get a big hug which last for well over five minutes and 100 pecks on the head the face neck everywhere ... wo there hunny to serious to soon!

1 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
At this point, I'm very inclined to say.....Earthy !! .... but given the thread content people might misread it, so I wont :lol:

Yeah Yeah Yeah ! ! !
G'waaaaaan
U no u wanna
Just make sure you let me know where and when so I can watch and wank :wanker:
hump

:68:

1 May 2006

You know its not right when you spot the digital recorder in their bag and someone taking photos with a long lens from across the road

1 May 2006

Tramper, dont you feckin start with me today god dammit :twisted:
Builderforfun wrote:

Got to put one on here for us males .. you know its not right when you just played w with someone its been ok not the best and you get a big hug which last for well over five minutes and 100 pecks on the head the face neck everywhere ... wo there hunny to serious to soon!

:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

1 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Tramper, dont you feckin start with me today god dammit :twisted:
Builderforfun wrote: Got to put one on here for us males .. you know its not right when you just played w with someone its been ok not the best and you get a big hug which last for well over five minutes and 100 pecks on the head the face neck everywhere ... wo there hunny to serious to soon!

:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:
LOL

1 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

or you wake up at 3am and he's stroking your hair and sighing
:scared:
H.x

1 May 2006

You know its not right when..... you log into SH and there's 23 pm's sitting in your inbox from one person :shock:
You know its not right when you put your name down for munches/ socials/ whatever, and you can guarantee that one person in particular will have their name on there within 5 posts.
You know when its not right when...... in pm, someone's telling you how special you are, how much they want you, how they wanna get to know you....... because they think its what you want to hear..... and THEN you read the threads and the same person is flirting and throwing himself/ herself at anything that moves rolleyes

Dark's on one now, can you tell ? redface

1 May 2006

You know it's not right when...
Everytime you speak on the phone to the guy his wife's name's changed rolleyes