Over time, forum members have posted dozens of the most outrageously funny, erotic, useful, stupid links from every corner of the world wide web.
In truth, very few are ever repeated, but many are lost.
SO my latest hobbie is to try and get everyone to post their links on one string, so that they are never lost.
The links will be moderated - and anything inappropriate will be deleted.
Replies can be posted, but they will be deleted on a regular basis.
If you find a link that no longer works - let a mod know, and it will be deleted.
It you are trawling through old posts and find a link that you think needs to be added, let a mod know, and they will add it.
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Hi,
Well as I rashly promised to create an Avatar Resizing program I have done so.
Download it here:-
JQL's Avatar Resizer Program
I've just tried it and it works well for me
Please keep feedback and support/feature requests to this thread.
Well as I rashly promised to create an Avatar Resizing program I have done so.
Download it here:-
JQL's Avatar Resizer Program
I've just tried it and it works well for me
Please keep feedback and support/feature requests to this thread.
Orgasminator
Avatar Resizer Notes
I thought I would add some notes about it as there isn't a Help file.
It is designed to resize images to a maximum of 102x102 only, not edit them.
For the above reason it is extremely simple.
Images smaller than 102x102 are not resized.
The Aspect Ratio of the image is retained when it is resized.
The resulting Avatar file is in Jpeg format and is saved as a JPG.
You can resize and save any number of images (Use the << Prev button to resize another image).
It will resize the following types of images:
Jpegs (JPG)
Bitmaps (BMP)
Windows Meta Files (WMF)
Enhanced Meta Files (EMF)
Icons (ICO)
At present it does not do gifs. I will look at adding gifs, but it is very unlikely that it will do animated gifs.
Depending on the type of source image file you shouldn't need to alter the Quality unless the file is over 30MB in size. But, if the image is already highly compressed before you resize it, you may need to alter the quality of very small files. As they say "Suck it and see". :twisted:
Erm... You are the Beta Testers!
Sorry about this next bit:Avatar Sizer is Freeware. You use the Avatar Sizer software totally and entirely at your own risk. The author, Swinging Heaven their employees and agents accepts no liability whatsoever from the use of this program howsoever caused. See the Comments section in Properties for the full you have any queries about Avatar Resizer please PM me.
Enjoy.
I thought I would add some notes about it as there isn't a Help file.
It is designed to resize images to a maximum of 102x102 only, not edit them.
For the above reason it is extremely simple.
Images smaller than 102x102 are not resized.
The Aspect Ratio of the image is retained when it is resized.
The resulting Avatar file is in Jpeg format and is saved as a JPG.
You can resize and save any number of images (Use the << Prev button to resize another image).
It will resize the following types of images:
Jpegs (JPG)
Bitmaps (BMP)
Windows Meta Files (WMF)
Enhanced Meta Files (EMF)
Icons (ICO)
At present it does not do gifs. I will look at adding gifs, but it is very unlikely that it will do animated gifs.
Depending on the type of source image file you shouldn't need to alter the Quality unless the file is over 30MB in size. But, if the image is already highly compressed before you resize it, you may need to alter the quality of very small files. As they say "Suck it and see". :twisted:
Erm... You are the Beta Testers!
Sorry about this next bit:Avatar Sizer is Freeware. You use the Avatar Sizer software totally and entirely at your own risk. The author, Swinging Heaven their employees and agents accepts no liability whatsoever from the use of this program howsoever caused. See the Comments section in Properties for the full you have any queries about Avatar Resizer please PM me.
Enjoy.
Ever wondered why the kids of today are a funny lot, have a look at this, I thought it was quite funny, but the more sensative may take offence, but it was a kids program after all, try the link, and if you think its funny let me know
takes a little time to down load, but I thought it was worth the wait
takes a little time to down load, but I thought it was worth the wait
Sex God
Come on everyone 
How fuckable are you 
The how fuckable are you? Test
This one is especially for Happy cats :giggle:
The How Much Do You Love Yourself Test
H, red :wink:
How fuckable are you The how fuckable are you? Test
This one is especially for Happy cats :giggle:
The How Much Do You Love Yourself Test
H, red :wink:
Sex God
:censored: 
:censored: :x :censored: :x
There went my coffee.
:censored: :x :censored: :x There went my coffee.
Sex God
Quote by debz4u
YOU bastard
Rat is a better word methinks!!
But thanks fer the warning. Strange but interesting.
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain.
When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist.
The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle
of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky
Minx x x
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain.
When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist.
The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle
of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Strange but interesting.
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain.
When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist.
The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle
of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky
Minx x x
fucking hell that actually made me jump :shock:
:shock: Tut Tut you guys
Talk about a hijack!
Here's me putting up a thread about optical illusions and the mysteries of the mind and you guys go and scare the shit out of us.
Naughty SH members
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Oh and an extra one for Dawn :smackbottom: - not that she hijacked, just because it makes me feel soooooooooo good
Talk about a hijack!
Here's me putting up a thread about optical illusions and the mysteries of the mind and you guys go and scare the shit out of us.
Naughty SH members
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Oh and an extra one for Dawn :smackbottom: - not that she hijacked, just because it makes me feel soooooooooo good
Sex God
Brilliant, my sons enjoying the Jurassic Park one now!
Sexpert
Crackin stuff
My fav was "Dirty deeds done with sheep" ACDC micky take.
My fav was "Dirty deeds done with sheep" ACDC micky take.
Sex God
Is it wrong to set this as your phone ring tone?
