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Quote by Sarah
Well I needed the help, and you had a quick way of meeting people. :P

I'm still grateful though!! lol wink
Actually, I just realised what I posted above might seem a bit arrogant. That's not to say I don't get nervous meeting people off the site - I do. Just somehow didn't at the munch dunno
My first social meeting was the bi-girls ann summers do at Steveg's house with a few of the lovely ladies off here. I was scared and wouldn't have gone if it hadn't been held at a mod's place kiss (still think about you men sat in the garden in the middle of the night!!)
NW munch 3 was my first munch. I was scared to death but it all worked out very well.
Met Neil for the first time too :inlove: and the rest... well... has been an absolute ball! biggrin
I can't wait for my next muncharoo now! :bounce: They're just the coolest ever!
If it's your first time, don't worry. There is nothing to be scared of...... be terrified! :twisted: ;)
:kiss:
Gem. x
Gem that's very naughty, frightening the munch virgins
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by freckledbird
Gem that's very naughty, frightening the munch virgins
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Hehehehe! :twisted: Someone has to and it might as well be me for a change. smile
lol :twisted: Mwahaahahahaha! :twisted: :lol:
My first munch was nottingham 2004
I was supposed to be going with my husband ......... but he was working abroad at the time and couldnt get back.......... so I arranged to go with a good friend instead ( cheers polo lady )
I had promised hubby I wouldnt 'do anything' ........... well he was worried for my safety meeting up with all these strangers
All I can say is I didnt break my promise ....... but lord knows how ........... the temptation was there !! ( yes you know who you are :twisted: )
Swinging heaven munches are full of gorgeous people so dont be afraid if its your first one .............. just be prepared to meet lots of new friends and accept that they are very addictive !!
Well I was supposed to go to the Plymouth Munch last month but bottled out at the last minute as I had been out to a birthday party all afternoon and was tired from that and I didn't have the nerve to walk in alone even though Devon 1 had done his best to coax me
Have some people I know now to hold my hand as I go in biggrin :undecided:
DD bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
First ever munch - I got pissed and got my tits out redface
Second munch - I got pissed and got my tits out surprisedops:
Third munch - ..................... :oops:
Think I'll stop going to them for a while bolt

Oooooh - Day Ja View :shock:
First ever munch - I got pissed and got my cock out :oops:
Second munch - I got pissed and got my cock out :oops:
Third munch - ..................... :oops:
Think I'll stop going to them for a while :bolt:
Quote by MOORHOPPER
. . . . that a Munch isn't a "get yer kit off and lets have a drink" do that she has inscribed in her head . . . .

1st ever munch, well mini munch, met wild rose didnt need to get pissed and it took us both ages to get anything out , now we live together and cant seem to put anything away :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: redface
I have got 2 first munches
My first ever was last years Nottingham munch
At the time i was male half of Mansfield Cpl or Jemstars from the old msn chat rooms
My wife did not go as she was not very happy with me at the time lol "little bit of a domestic"
At the munch I spent half the night on a sofa talking to a very nice lady & the rest of the night playing spot the celebrity swinger with NottsM4Fun & BiPaula
We had a great time with our game
You had to pick out some one in the room that resembled a celebrity
name the celebrity and the other person had to pick them out
You would be suprised how many celebrity swingers there are
My other first munch was this years Leicester Munch
That was much more daunting than the Nottingham munch
I attended that 1 as my new chat room identity a married but swing single guy
Bi-Guy-Notts
Thats where i came out so to speak
Many thanks to my wife who came along to support me (she only realy came along to see the look on paulas face when she found out)
she says it was well worth it
personal thanks to
Bipaula for not kicking me to hard
Freckledbird for not punching my lights out (i know you so wanted to)
Marcuso for the "Shitbag Bi-Guy-Notts" name badge
Naughtynymphos yes i am a "Shitbag" ya Milf mmmwwwaaahhh
Redstar for being so nice and chilled
I realy enjoyed both munches for diffrent reasons and i intend to enjoy alot more
After Marcusos party/munch my wife will not be attending any more munches with me
It was never intended that she would be joining me at them on a regular basis
She only came to Leicester & Yorkshire munches to support me and prove that she knows i swing single and is ok with it
Dont ya just love munches
I hope to see you all at my next munch in scotland
Bi-Guy-Notts
I have only been to 2 munches as well as the multi-orgasmic on the sofa Ann Summers party at ACs.
First munch was NW2 in August 2004.
I was a little nervous but not too bad.
I gave my mate Sarge a lift in, so at least I wasn't walking in on my own.
I'd had my hair done that day and wasn't happy with the results.
Steve G - made me feel welcome immediately (did he recognise me by the bad hair I wonder?).
The whole night was tremendous - put soooo many faces to names and made some lovely friends too. Met the GBD and his lovely wife for the first time!
As soon as I was introduced to Judy I was immediately snogged to within an inch of my life!
Every time I spoke to someone, I kept being received by ...... oh - YOU'RE Alexandra!
(I, still to this day, don't know if that was good or bad).
I seem to remenber Tim and Neil hogging the food at the bar.
If I remember rightly Neil was a little nervous too that evening.
After a little while I started going round trying to get money of people - getting them to empty their pockets (that was an eye opener). It was all for charity though (Carrie-Ann's cancer charity). CA has just done the parachute jump (that morning I think) .
I didn't dance I was too busy trying to meet as many people I knew from chatting here as I could. Besides - it would have been impossible in the shoes I was wearing. Lots of others danced though - it was such a wonderful party atmosphere.
Heard Ice sing (he is brill). He is also one of the most gentlemanly people on here.
Stuart was tremendous with his rendition of My Way (Sex Pistols version).
I have so many good memories of that night.
I probably will miss out some names (my apologies if I do) but some of those who stick in my mind are (in no particular order) : Sarge, Ice, Judy, Mark & Helen, Mal, Steve G, WBB, Dawn & Ian, Easy & Countess, Angel Chat, Mr & Mrs Davej, Marmalaid, Novice1, Misschief, CelticQ, MikeNorth, NIL, Jas & Tim, Blue & Satin, Carrie-Ann, Vicky_UK, Stuart & Tanina, Clare & Steve, Lovecommando etc etc etc etc
I only have 2 regrets -
I had to leave early as I was driving home.
I didn't have time enough to spend with some people as there were so many people to meet.
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The 2nd social was the brill night at ACs for the Ann Summers party.
That was an absolute scream!
If you can imagine AC, Countess, Dawn, Corrie, Carrie-Ann, Dreamerhelen, Littel Gem, WBB, Mrs GenHertsCpl and myself all playing Orgasm bingo then you may have an idea about the evening.
I still have doubts about Dawn and Corrie 'getting lost' and arriving late! wink
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Third social was the Yorkshire mini munch a few months ago arranged by RHG.
That was a great night too. Just a drink and a meal in a pub. But saw some old faces and met some people for the first time. I have made 2 very good friends from that night.
To anyone who has any doubts about ever attending a munch, don't have.
Properly organised and if kept to the true meaning of what a munch is all about, they are wonderful, friendly and safe events.
Just like attending a party full of fun and friendly people.
Our first munch experience was the Midlands munch.......cant remember when it was?
Dawn.....help me ot there!!!!!
We were really nervous and didnt expect for one second that we might actually know someone there! lol :lol: ....... :shock: rolleyes ...how wrong we were!
I seem to remember drnking far too much..... and being very well looked afterl by Tanina and Stuart!..amongst others :lol:
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Our first munch experience was the Midlands munch.......cant remember when it was?
Dawn.....help me out there!!!!!
We were really nervous and didnt expect for one second that we might actually know someone there! lol :lol: ....... :shock: rolleyes ...how wrong we were!
I seem to remember drnking far too much..... and being very well looked afterl by Tanina and Stuart!..amongst others :lol:

March 13th 2004 :lol2:
From what I remember it was a bloody good evening. I got pissed and got my tits out redface drinkies
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<makes a note to attend munches with Dawn_mids....... :twisted:
My First Munch type thingy...............
Had to drive down the M1 for an hour and a half ........... alone !
The journey actually took 3 hours coz I turned the car round and headed back 3 times !!
By the time I got there I had convinced myself I was about to walk into a room full of "Axe murderers" ............... so, I thought, I need to tell someone where I am ............ who do I tell ? My Mum ? My Brother ? maybe not !!!
I rang my own house and left a message on my answer phone.... so the police would be able to find me if I didnt get back !! lol lol lol
I walked into the do and was greeted by Essexlady..... who was absolutely lovely xxxxxxxx thanx babe.
She introduced me to everyone and within 5 mins I was relaxed and having a good giggle !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Fancy a drink anytime Dawn wink :wink:
One day after I registered so I would have been a supernoobie cool
and Ive managed to miss every one since :cry: :cry:
bollox :cry: :cry:
Quote by warwick
Fancy a drink anytime Dawn wink :wink:
One day after I registered so I would have been a supernoobie cool
and Ive managed to miss every one since :cry: :cry:
bollox :cry: :cry:

Just have to arrange a layby meet and pic shoot just for you then lol :lol: :lol:
Great idea Sarah lol :lol:
seems strangely familiar rolleyes :roll:
((((((((Warwick!)))))))) passionkiss Ooo, good to see you post chicken. biggrin
yay! I can't wait to meet you, choon and Davej (and Mrs' just to see if she does have a wooden leg or not! ;) ) lol amongst others....
Quote by warwick
Fancy a drink anytime Dawn wink :wink:

:shock: warwick, just look at my avatar, its pretty similar :lol2:
Quote by warwick
and Ive managed to miss every one since :cry: :cry:
bollox :cry: :cry:

Tell me about it sad I've pmmed you dates trying to get you to a munch before but you seen to have a real life that keeps you busy. Whats that all about dunno :lol2:
Quote by teppic
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<makes a note to attend munches with Dawn_mids....... :twisted:

teppic I actually got through my last munch without getting my tits out flipa
I just found certain people worked out how to get their head and hands inside my top rolleyes
I've no idea how long Dave__Notts was in my clevage for :lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Our first munch experience was the Midlands munch.......cant remember when it was?
Dawn.....help me out there!!!!!
We were really nervous and didnt expect for one second that we might actually know someone there! lol :lol: ....... :shock: rolleyes ...how wrong we were!
I seem to remember drnking far too much..... and being very well looked afterl by Tanina and Stuart!..amongst others :lol:

March 13th 2004 :lol2:
From what I remember it was a bloody good evening. I got pissed and got my tits out redface drinkies
ERm.......yes!......I do remember you getting your tits out.......and I followed your example and got mine out too if I remember rightly?.....We have had a few "tits out" moments since then too! :lol: :lol:
Quote by Alexandra
I have so many good memories of that night.
I probably will miss out some names (my apologies if I do) but some of those who stick in my mind are (in no particular order) : Sarge, Ice, Judy, Mark & Helen, Mal, Steve G, WBB, Dawn & Ian, Easy & Countess, Angel Chat, Mr & Mrs Davej, Marmalaid, Novice1, Misschief, CelticQ, MikeNorth, NIL, Jas & Tim, Blue & Satin, Carrie-Ann, Vicky_UK, Stuart & Tanina, Clare & Steve, Lovecommando etc etc etc etc
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I have fond memories of our conversation Alex. We spent quite a bit of time chatting about an absent friend....someone who is still with us in spirit. :wary:
Mike. kiss
Quote by MikeNorth

I have so many good memories of that night.
I probably will miss out some names (my apologies if I do) but some of those who stick in my mind are (in no particular order) : Sarge, Ice, Judy, Mark & Helen, Mal, Steve G, WBB, Dawn & Ian, Easy & Countess, Angel Chat, Mr & Mrs Davej, Marmalaid, Novice1, Misschief, CelticQ, MikeNorth, NIL, Jas & Tim, Blue & Satin, Carrie-Ann, Vicky_UK, Stuart & Tanina, Clare & Steve, Lovecommando etc etc etc etc
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I have fond memories of our conversation Alex. We spent quite a bit of time chatting about an absent friend....someone who is still with us in spirit. :wary:
Mike. kiss
We certainly did - and he does pop in from time to time at least!
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
ERm.......yes!......I do remember you getting your tits out.......and I followed your example and got mine out too if I remember rightly?.....We have had a few "tits out" moments since then too! lol :lol:

Only one or two innocent
:lol2:
Well my first Munch is coming up soon. I have a mixture of trepidation and eagerness. I really cant wait. I am sure I will love it.
our first kinda mini munchie was really gud although we were both "shitting it" and thought we would feel uncomfortable to describe the way we felt would frankly be like someone getting a small pin stickng it in your let ear lobe whilst a orangtan tries to felch your arse.............but.................it was good we liked it !!!! it was fun!!!
thnx em!!!!lol
louxxxxx
Quote by bailiffs
our first kinda mini munchie was really gud although we were both "shitting it" and thought we would feel uncomfortable to describe the way we felt would frankly be like someone getting a small pin stickng it in your let ear lobe whilst a orangtan tries to felch your arse.............but.................it was good we liked it !!!! it was fun!!!
thnx em!!!!lol
louxxxxx

redface Is arse felching a good or a bad thing ?
What is it ?
Quote by dambuster
our first kinda mini munchie was really gud although we were both "shitting it" and thought we would feel uncomfortable to describe the way we felt would frankly be like someone getting a small pin stickng it in your let ear lobe whilst a orangtan tries to felch your arse.............but.................it was good we liked it !!!! it was fun!!!
thnx em!!!!lol
louxxxxx

redface Is arse felching a good or a bad thing ?
What is it ?
Lou, what an amazing imagination you have. rotflmao
DB read about felching here
And your next question is " what's a snowball?" :rascal:
LC
Quote by Lovecommando
our first kinda mini munchie was really gud although we were both "shitting it" and thought we would feel uncomfortable to describe the way we felt would frankly be like someone getting a small pin stickng it in your let ear lobe whilst a orangtan tries to felch your arse.............but.................it was good we liked it !!!! it was fun!!!
thnx em!!!!lol
louxxxxx

redface Is arse felching a good or a bad thing ?
What is it ?
Lou, what an amazing imagination you have. rotflmao
DB read about felching here
And your next question is " what's a snowball?"
LC
thanks!!! kiss
Quote by Lovecommando
our first kinda mini munchie was really gud although we were both "shitting it" and thought we would feel uncomfortable to describe the way we felt would frankly be like someone getting a small pin stickng it in your let ear lobe whilst a orangtan tries to felch your arse.............but.................it was good we liked it !!!! it was fun!!!
thnx em!!!!lol
louxxxxx

redface Is arse felching a good or a bad thing ?
What is it ?
Lou, what an amazing imagination you have. rotflmao
DB read about felching here
And your next question is " what's a snowball?" :rascal:
LC