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My dad owned a small clothing factory in Lebanon back in the day (80s-mid 90s)..sports wear, silkscreen printing etc..
He used to always get a (massively chunky) copy of La Redoute to flick through the clothing sections and to see what's the latest in Europe..(yes La Redoute was highly regarded back then).
I would sit at his desk and perv over 2 things..
1- the toy pages
and when no one was looking..
2- the women's lingerie pages..lacy bras and body suites..and if you looked a bit close you could definitely see a bit of muff.. lol
can't pinpoint exact age..but definitely pre-teen..
I still find myself looking for that bit of muff even in modern catalogs and sites, it is like treasure hunting to see if the Photoshop guy missed something ( Not that porn is not readily available but still a treasure hunt is always more fun and entertaining ) smile
Anyway on topic:
I was an extremely late bloomer as far as i can remember up until i was 15 as far as i was concerned girls boys ... they were all part of the gang and we played sports together ( volleyball, basketball, swimming, biking etc ). I think first time i realized there is some fun and pleasure to be had by looking at girls from a different perspective was when i was about 16 and even that was by accidentally flicking the TV to the erotic channel when i was watching late night horrors :)
I was 27, didn't know much about what a woman looked like...until the internet came along
Yep, it was Kays catalogue for me, swimwear section lol
I managed to find my parents stash smile but when that got hidden better it was catalogues as well !
Surely most of my generation found the soggy swollen jazz mag in the woods ??
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Surely most of my generation found the soggy swollen jazz mag in the woods ??

That reminds me of when I was at school. We were playing in a school cricket match and I was in the side that was batting. We were at one of those old L.C.C. sports grounds and sitting on the grass waiting for our turn. One of the boys went into some bushes for a wee and found a huge box of porn books. When the next batsman was out, nobody came onto the field to replace him. We'd all disappeared into the bushes! lol
it would be pre page 3 era sunday papers. There would be a topless pic of diana dors, or one of her contemporaries, but it would have "banned" as a banner imposed upon the image. Funnily enough it was still more titillating than the swimwear pics. Mind you by 11 or 12 I was regularly playing touchy feely and bum patting games, in granny's back garden, with a neighbours daughter.
'When I were a lad...' there was a large carpark over the back of our house that the truckers would park up in for the night. I remember finding a copy of 'Rodox' magazine in the bushes one day. Very formative - I can't smell diesel or heavy oil now without thinking of it!!
Later, on the way home from school with my mates, we took a shortcut across the waste ground at the back of some houses. My friend found a small travelling case, and curious creatures that we were in no time at all we'd jemmied it open with a stick. I'll never forget the collective gasp that went up as we saw the contents - maybe 30 or 40 porn mags, everything from Club to Penthouse to Razzle, and some harder ones. We'd struck the motherlode. I reckon all of us spent most of that summer passing those round for 'study'...
Happy days! lol
Apart from a few Playboy type nudes it was when I went on a trip to Sweden when I was 15. Some of my mates were buying real porn mags, real sex, it blew me away, in a manner of speaking.
The amazing thing was some middle aged shop assistants just seemed to find our interest amusing. Happy days.
I remember being very shocked by some mucky playing cards on a school trip to Boulogne, and testing their lamination in the loos on the ferry home. I think that was my first brush with porn, and began at least three years of near constant self-abuse. It's a wonder my cock's intact, frankly.
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Surely most of my generation found the soggy swollen jazz mag in the woods ??

So true, perhaps that's why I've associated bushes with sex ever since! Black and dirty photos lying about in a hollow. I revisited many times, age 13.
Found porn was the best porn. It was like discovering buried treasure.
As with any 90's kid, it was the Television X 10 minute Freeview for me. :P
That reminds me of my first pre-teen exploration. I had a catalogue from an electronics shop, which had cartoon pictures illustrating some of the products. A couple grabbed my curiosity, and I remember tracing over them, trying to see what the woman would look like without clothes. Not very successfully.
Then there was a page torn from dirty magazine that a friend and I found in the dunes at the beach. I was a bit shocked. I had no idea they showed that.
would have to be early teens with mags found in local lanes. Remember we once hit the mother load with a friend witnessing a car pull up at bridge over a disused railway and dump boxes and boxes of magazines of every descriptions (soft, hard, T-sex). We were back with our bikes within minutes and must have riden away with a stack of mags a foot high.
I misinterpreted the question.
Got chatting with a complete stranger waiting for a late train. Told me about her part time job as a life model posing at an art college, naively imagining I'd be shocked. Then turned out she was on her way back from a nude shoot for a porn company and been offered a role in an upcoming porn film. I think she was bursting to tell someone, was keeping it quiet from friends and even her boyfriend. Think I first joked about rehearsals. Long story short, met up couple of days later not really expecting anything only to find she'd a video camera already set up in her bedroom.
That was my first experience of porn.
She was literally tall slim busty and blonde almost half my age. Hardly ever mentioned it to anyone since - sounds impossibly unlikely like the crap script for a porn film. Truth can sometimes be stranger than fiction.
I was about 16 the first time I'd seen anything remotely porn. I knew what it was about but hadn't really had an interest. First porn I'd ever seen was when I found a stash of mucky mags under my boyfriends bed - he was really sweating it when he knew I'd found them til I actually said something about it which was "You really do have excellent taste in women..." Then we started picking magazines out together, before I'd progressed to the internet!
When i was a youth i liked looking at Titbits mag which was a very suggestible weekly mag in the UK though there was no nudity but titilation i suppose . Then i plucked up the courage to buy Parade mag from the newsagents always waiting till it was empty before making my bold purchase lol. Parade mag had topless pics in with their fannies airbrushed out... :sad:
'Titbits' certainly rang some bells ! Is there nobody else like me who thought for ages that females had absolutely NOTHING between their legs thanks to the airbrush work in 'Health & Efficiency'. The boobs were absolutely gorgeous but it was some time before I realised there was something much more interesting !!
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it would be pre page 3 era sunday papers. There would be a topless pic of diana dors, or one of her contemporaries, but it would have "banned" as a banner imposed upon the image. Funnily enough it was still more titillating than the swimwear pics. Mind you by 11 or 12 I was regularly playing touchy feely and bum patting games, in granny's back garden, with a neighbours daughter.

who's Diana Dors??.....bolt
I had it easy! i had two older brothers(10 years older) who thought it was clever to hide their stash of grot mags in my bedroom, so from the age of about 8 i had quite a collection to flick through innocent
Grattan catalogue the lingerie section.....always had a few see throu bras in there !!! then would always go into my Grandads shed....and found a small stash of books hidden away....ummm...loved his shed I did..lol
I remember trying to sneak a peak at lingerie sections in catalogues. Also my parents used to own a newsagents. Little did i know we had a top shelf section until i finally wanted to find it.
Anyways, for me i hated the look of vaginas, and hairy gashes but i couldn't help looking at the rest of the body. It was real bitter sweet for me. To this day i cant stand to see anything hairy.
Oh there was also the motorbike mags in the mens general interest section.
I think the net has made it so much easier for kids to get curious about porn which is also so readily available.