hi..wonder if you can help? We are really new to this, and perhaps a little impatient!! lol, but we dont appear to be getting anywhere? Our ad number is 337099 can some of you please have a look and perhaps provide some constructive criticism of either the photos or text .... or indeed send us a message!! LOL
But we cant seem to understand why no one has been in touch yet?
We think? we are decent looking, with nice personalites, and good fun, but to no avail at the moment...
Anyway, pls have a look and let us know..
Thanks,
Lisa and Mark
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Sex God
cheeky way to plug your ad!
can't see any problems with the pix
hwoar: and expect the problem is down the the large proportion of men to women on the site.
you should try being a single guy on here
stick around the cafe and you could well meet the person you're looking for
but why you'd want to meet any of this lot....
can't see any problems with the pix
hwoar: and expect the problem is down the the large proportion of men to women on the site.you should try being a single guy on here
stick around the cafe and you could well meet the person you're looking for
but why you'd want to meet any of this lot....
Orgasminator
Hi guys...
Have checked your profile.... PM winging its way to you.
Have checked your profile.... PM winging its way to you.
Hi Mark & Lisa,
Welcome to SH.
Firstly, nice ad ... very nice pics too....... but........ your ad (and this post) is signed as Lisa & Mark but the originating author is Jeff ....... not a problem in itself but some ppl will view it as conflicting identity.
Secondly, if you are a couple, showing the male part of the equation on your ad would be a good idea, after all, you are asking for bifems to play with you - they will want to see a pciture of the male.
Thirdly, if you look at the top of the Cafe Forum you will notice a thread titled 'Are You a Newbie Needing Help' ... this thread is for people like yourselves who are finding it difficult to establish yourselves in the swinging community. You can be assigned a 'mentor' who will guide you for a while until you know what the score is.
Good Luck & Happy Hunting
Welcome to SH.
Firstly, nice ad ... very nice pics too....... but........ your ad (and this post) is signed as Lisa & Mark but the originating author is Jeff ....... not a problem in itself but some ppl will view it as conflicting identity.
Secondly, if you are a couple, showing the male part of the equation on your ad would be a good idea, after all, you are asking for bifems to play with you - they will want to see a pciture of the male.
Thirdly, if you look at the top of the Cafe Forum you will notice a thread titled 'Are You a Newbie Needing Help' ... this thread is for people like yourselves who are finding it difficult to establish yourselves in the swinging community. You can be assigned a 'mentor' who will guide you for a while until you know what the score is.
Good Luck & Happy Hunting
Right this is my opinion and of course we all differ
Firstly you main problem is your after a single bi fem you and the rest of the site so any single bi fems are going to go for well know couples to the site rather than a newbie that no1 knows and could be a time waster or indeed a single guy....what i hear u say do men do that :shock:
Secondly you could do with adding ur ages to your add, first thing i thought was...well how old are they
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
and note its all the guys who have said nice pics and are happy with just them lol
Fourthly your a couple so wheres ur fellas pic?
But as i say its only my opinion but i'm speaking from a bi fems point of view which is after all what u are looking for :wink:
Firstly you main problem is your after a single bi fem
you and the rest of the site so any single bi fems are going to go for well know couples to the site rather than a newbie that no1 knows and could be a time waster or indeed a single guy....what i hear u say do men do that :shock: Secondly you could do with adding ur ages to your add, first thing i thought was...well how old are they
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
and note its all the guys who have said nice pics and are happy with just them lolFourthly your a couple so wheres ur fellas pic?
But as i say its only my opinion but i'm speaking from a bi fems point of view which is after all what u are looking for :wink:
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
Thanks naughty, you've just made me sound like a shallow, dirty old perv
shall i get my coat now?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
Thanks naughty, you've just made me sound like a shallow, dirty old perv
shall i get my coat now?
whats wrong with being a dirty perv :rascal: :wanker:
Orgasminator
Im A Bi Fem Honest.....Na never bloody works that............ Nice ad tho, good luck.
Nice ad tho, good luck. Quote by meat2pleaseu
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
Thanks naughty, you've just made me sound like a shallow, dirty old perv
shall i get my coat now?
lol nowt wrong with being a perv, never said i didn't want 2 see naked pics just a face is nice as well lol
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
Thanks naughty, you've just made me sound like a shallow, dirty old perv
shall i get my coat now?
lol nowt wrong with being a perv, never said i didn't want 2 see naked pics just a face is nice as well lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Right this is my opinion and of course we all differ
Firstly you main problem is your after a single bi fem
Secondly you could do with adding ur ages to your add, first thing i thought was...well how old are they
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
Fourthly your a couple so wheres ur fellas pic?
But as i say its only my opinion but i'm speaking from a bi fems point of view which is after all what u are looking for :wink:
I must admit- i agree entirely
- I'm a single guy and i think i would be more interested in seeing your face 
(Is there something wrong with me !!!)And there seems to be very little of what your hubby likes or is about. But Welcome to the site anyway- Hope you find your bi-female (While your at it find one for me too !! :lol: )
Sex God
I think wishmaster and naughtynymphos have pretty much summed up what might be putting bi fems off your ad.... Bear in mind that most bi fems swing as couples, so your first job is to make those bi fems who do swing alone notice your ad above all the others. Although your pics are sexy, perhaps as already has been said you need to include a pic of the male too.... and not just a cock shot - plenty of fems are not really keen on cock shots and will just pass by and not reply if that is all they see..... how about including a non-intimate pic of you as a couple? Obviously obscure your faces if you are conerned about people identifying you, but I think that might help. Details such as your ages are always helpful. I also notice that your ad is quite short.... this isn't necessarily a problem, but including some more details will make the initial look at your ad more interesting and a cut above the many that are already there.
To be honest, I think your best bet is getting to know people on the forum too - you can link your ad to your sig so everyone on the forum can see it......... get yourselves known on here and then you will be able to come along to one of the many social events organised on here..... that is the most successful way of meeting people of all varieties, including bi fems
Hope this helps
To be honest, I think your best bet is getting to know people on the forum too - you can link your ad to your sig so everyone on the forum can see it......... get yourselves known on here and then you will be able to come along to one of the many social events organised on here..... that is the most successful way of meeting people of all varieties, including bi fems
Hope this helps
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny
Thanks naughty, you've just made me sound like a shallow, dirty old perv
shall i get my coat now?
lol nowt wrong with being a perv, never said i didn't want 2 see naked pics just a face is nice as well lol
OMG is that what you look like :shock:
Sex God
well, when i was a bit younger
Warming the Bed
I hate to be discouraging, but it sounds as though you're looking for some beautiful leggy fantasy-lezzer who'll put on a nice show for you with your lady, before she and Wifey perch side by side on the edge of the bed with their beautiful pert little botties in the air, ready for you to take your pick, like some sultan in his harem.
Sadly the reality is that if you ever get a reply it'll be from some boozy middle-aged woman with a squint and a bagfull of ten-inch dildos, accompanied by a hairy-arsed fat-gutted elderly male fuck-buddy, who'll definitely want to shag your poor missus till her eyes wobble and her teeth rattle, as his part of the deal. Single attractive bi-fems are as rare as rocking-horse shit.
Sorry.... but better to be realistic!
Sadly the reality is that if you ever get a reply it'll be from some boozy middle-aged woman with a squint and a bagfull of ten-inch dildos, accompanied by a hairy-arsed fat-gutted elderly male fuck-buddy, who'll definitely want to shag your poor missus till her eyes wobble and her teeth rattle, as his part of the deal. Single attractive bi-fems are as rare as rocking-horse shit.
Sorry.... but better to be realistic!
Sex God
Quote by garden
it sounds as though you're looking for some beautiful leggy fantasy-lezzer who'll put on a nice show for you with your lady, before she and Wifey perch side by side on the edge of the bed with their beautiful pert little botties in the air, ready for you to take your pick, like some sultan in his harem.
dear garden
thats just what im looking for (except for the wifey bit, so she'd need to bring a friend)
please forward the items asap to my bedroom.
yours in anticipation
meaty
Quote by meat2pleaseu
it sounds as though you're looking for some beautiful leggy fantasy-lezzer who'll put on a nice show for you with your lady, before she and Wifey perch side by side on the edge of the bed with their beautiful pert little botties in the air, ready for you to take your pick, like some sultan in his harem.
dear garden
thats just what im looking for (except for the wifey bit, so she'd need to bring a friend)
please forward the items asap to my bedroom.
yours in anticipation
meaty
:rotflmao: Dear All!!
Thanks for the honest critique!
Some good... :twisted:
Some Baaddd..
But above all, thanks for the honesty :shock:
Well, we're gonna give this some thought and add some more details about Mark, a pic, our ages n stuff, maybe even the odd non-sexual pic of us both..
And see where that gets us..give us till tomorrow and then have another look and if you wish to take the time again to comment then its most welcome..
Of course, if the odd bi-fem who just so happens to be gorgeous happens to be reading this..................
lisa and mark
x
Thanks for the honest critique!
Some good... :twisted:
Some Baaddd..
But above all, thanks for the honesty :shock:
Well, we're gonna give this some thought and add some more details about Mark, a pic, our ages n stuff, maybe even the odd non-sexual pic of us both..
And see where that gets us..give us till tomorrow and then have another look and if you wish to take the time again to comment then its most welcome..
Of course, if the odd bi-fem who just so happens to be gorgeous happens to be reading this..................
lisa and mark
x
Sex God
as nice as your add is... again, got to agree with others that if you if are advertising as a couple it might be and idea to put pics of both of you up there.....
also it is very much a case of supply and demand...
in the last 30 days.....
number of couples seeking women ads: 1431
number of women seeking couples ads: 171
so unless you are going to make your ad stand out then from everyone else then yes you will stuggle a little....
sean xxxxxxxx
p.s if you think it is hard for a couple to find a single bi fem, imagine what it like for us single men to find a couple or a single woman... lol
also it is very much a case of supply and demand...
in the last 30 days.....
number of couples seeking women ads: 1431
number of women seeking couples ads: 171
so unless you are going to make your ad stand out then from everyone else then yes you will stuggle a little....
sean xxxxxxxx
p.s if you think it is hard for a couple to find a single bi fem, imagine what it like for us single men to find a couple or a single woman... lol
Quote by garden
I hate to be discouraging, but it sounds as though you're looking for some beautiful leggy fantasy-lezzer who'll put on a nice show for you with your lady, before she and Wifey perch side by side on the edge of the bed with their beautiful pert little botties in the air, ready for you to take your pick, like some sultan in his harem.
ok am i missing something here?
i have read and re read and i can't find anything at all that suggest they are after some beautiful leggy fantasy-lezzer
or indeed anything you put, not quite sure why a couple would want a 'lezzer' anyway to be honest :?
Tho i will add it does say on your add your after a attractive fem to play with, i think u should add to that a bit cause everyone see's people in different ways attractive could be anything from a 18 year old size 8, to a middle aged BBW and all combinations inbetween the word attractive means nothing really.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
attractive could be anything from a 18 year old size 8, to a middle aged BBW and all combinations inbetween the word attractive means nothing really.
Indeed ! In fact I'm quite fond of middle-aged-18-yo-size-8-BBWs myself....
(I'm joking, but I know a few people on here that could almost fit that "description"... Middle-aged but young-minded, BBW but soft and firm as a size 8
:smitten: )Thomas x
Quote by garden
Sadly the reality is that if you ever get a reply it'll be from some boozy middle-aged woman with a squint and a bagfull of ten-inch dildos, accompanied by a hairy-arsed fat-gutted elderly male fuck-buddy, who'll definitely want to shag your poor missus till her eyes wobble and her teeth rattle, as his part of the deal. Single attractive bi-fems are as rare as rocking-horse shit.!
Are such high standards necessary?
