What's your most cringeworthy hairdo ever?!
Mines a green mohican in 2001 lol.
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Sex God
haircuts.... damn... well i have has one of these in the past
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too much upkeep..
I have the little dreads thing with was good...
i have also been thru the straigh hair phase.... trust me.... black dudes don't do mullets well.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
can i just say that i am telling you this in confidence... any of this is repeated in the real world i will deny every single word!!!!!! and send in my crack squad of columbian henchmen....
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too much upkeep..
I have the little dreads thing with was good...
i have also been thru the straigh hair phase.... trust me.... black dudes don't do mullets well.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
can i just say that i am telling you this in confidence... any of this is repeated in the real world i will deny every single word!!!!!! and send in my crack squad of columbian henchmen....
Orgasminator
In 1996 and 1997 I had a mohican that was red at times and notable for it's carpet-like qualities.
Between 1994 and 1996 I had a ridiculous quiff and huge sideburns.
In the first half of 2000 I had tennis elbow in both arms and didn't cut my hair or shave for about four months. (I really dislike hairdressers/barbers and have cut my own hair since I was 19, so when I couldn't do it I just let it grow.) I looked a bit like Michael J Fox in Teenwolf.
Between 1994 and 1996 I had a ridiculous quiff and huge sideburns.
In the first half of 2000 I had tennis elbow in both arms and didn't cut my hair or shave for about four months. (I really dislike hairdressers/barbers and have cut my own hair since I was 19, so when I couldn't do it I just let it grow.) I looked a bit like Michael J Fox in Teenwolf.
Sex God
About 1982, I had a home perm........... 
say no more..........lol
say no more..........lol 
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
About 1982, I had a home perm...........
But was it as bad as this ..................
Reading this thread made me cringe with the memory of the day i asked for a " Martin Offiah" haircut at the barbers.
Whats one of those i can hear you say.
Basically its a skin head with a tuft of hair left on at the front.
Looks great on a black rugby player, made me look like fergal sharkey.
It took weeks to grow out. Bad memory.
Whats one of those i can hear you say.
Basically its a skin head with a tuft of hair left on at the front.
Looks great on a black rugby player, made me look like fergal sharkey.
It took weeks to grow out. Bad memory.
:D
:x :x not so much a bad hair cut ..more a really bad hair do...
me age 12, everyone had tight curly perms and i wanted one too...
So before going to get it done Mother put my hair in perm rollers over night and sent me to bed with a pair of knickers on my head to keep them in
Next morning out came the rollers .. I looked in the miror and there was Crystaltips from the cartoon staring back at me ... was straight into the bathroom to put my head in water and get rid of the curls.........
Had straight hair ever since but still a few bad hair cuts along the way...
Freckles
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me age 12, everyone had tight curly perms and i wanted one too...
So before going to get it done Mother put my hair in perm rollers over night and sent me to bed with a pair of knickers on my head to keep them in
Next morning out came the rollers .. I looked in the miror and there was Crystaltips from the cartoon staring back at me ... was straight into the bathroom to put my head in water and get rid of the curls.........
Had straight hair ever since but still a few bad hair cuts along the way...
Freckles
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God!
where do I start?? 1978 I had it bright yellow and spiked with vaseline, to go with my punk look and a band called Moral Courage.........by 1979 I was sporting the
Phil Oakey look and nearly blinded myself in one eye, 1982 and my trademark Wedge was traded for a number 4 crop with shaved parting courtesy of the barber of Rousillion Barracks ,Chichester. 1985 I had a dodgy perm, which later became something of a simon le bon ( Rio) look and I was wearing the new romantic shit too , I then dyed the front of that blue , which turned grey , and had a george micheal bouffant , Then it was highlights and big hair ala Bros, and up until 1990 I pretty much had a version of that hair style ,when i went normal ...................back to my own colour (fair to mousey) short back and sides which I have had ... apart from a george clooney french crop phase ( decided i looked like a poof ) from then on.
Forgot to mention the teddy boy look, the mod look and a brief flatop and then skin head phase
lol and they are only the ones I choose to remember.
Then we get onto beards or sideburns , had a Noel Edmunds in the late eighties , sported some Elvis Mutton chops for much of the nineties and also had George Micheal desgner stubble and some pop larkins sideburns to put elvis to shame.
Lol
2 litre bob
where do I start?? 1978 I had it bright yellow and spiked with vaseline, to go with my punk look and a band called Moral Courage.........by 1979 I was sporting the
Phil Oakey look and nearly blinded myself in one eye, 1982 and my trademark Wedge was traded for a number 4 crop with shaved parting courtesy of the barber of Rousillion Barracks ,Chichester. 1985 I had a dodgy perm, which later became something of a simon le bon ( Rio) look and I was wearing the new romantic shit too , I then dyed the front of that blue , which turned grey , and had a george micheal bouffant , Then it was highlights and big hair ala Bros, and up until 1990 I pretty much had a version of that hair style ,when i went normal ...................back to my own colour (fair to mousey) short back and sides which I have had ... apart from a george clooney french crop phase ( decided i looked like a poof ) from then on.
Forgot to mention the teddy boy look, the mod look and a brief flatop and then skin head phase
lol and they are only the ones I choose to remember.
Then we get onto beards or sideburns , had a Noel Edmunds in the late eighties , sported some Elvis Mutton chops for much of the nineties and also had George Micheal desgner stubble and some pop larkins sideburns to put elvis to shame.
Lol
2 litre bob
not so much of a hair cut really, but back in 83, i had leopard spots dyed into my hair, which at the time was a grade 2, then when it started to grow (in preperation for a 9" high mohawk) it looked really bad. so i just bleached it white, and i mean white, and added a few food colourings to give it a bit of character, and formed it into a robert smith style untill ready for the mohawk.
My most embarrasing haircut wasn't on my head
Early 90's. Two or three years into my second monogomous "vanilla" marriage. Aged early 30's. Third child a couple of years old. Decided it was time for the snip.
Had a couple of "counselling" sessions with the local GP. Decided it was better for me to be snipped than her to be "done"
During the chats with the doc, he mentioned a couple of times during the "What happens" part that they would shave me.
I DON'T THINK SO ! ! ! !
I'll do it ! ! !
Up to then - I'd never even "trimmed"
Morning of the snip arrived, so I bathed, took razor in hand, and rather gingerly set to work.
While I was sort of laid on a couch type thing with the doc pulling and poking around "downstairs" - there was a nurse up by head, mopping my fevered brow and holding my hand.
Every now and then she'd say something to me, so I'd turn my head to answer her.
A couple of times I was her nearly giggle
ops:
So I'm relcined on this couch type thing, with an almost non English speaking butcher trying to pull my teeth out, down through my stomach and out of my bollocks, Mr PotatoHead doing his best walnut whip impression trying to hide in case he was next; with a pretty little nurse holding my hand, stifling a giggle.
Ater the the Butcher of New Dehli had done his stuff, nursey was giving the run down about salt baths, dissloving stitched, no heavy litfing etc etc, the said with a huge grin,
"You only needed to shave you testicles and possibly trim 'elsewhere' "
I'd shaved my balls, the base of my cock, my pubes, 6 or 8 inches down the front of each each leg and the lower part of my tum, taking off the feathers that run up to the belly button. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Early 90's. Two or three years into my second monogomous "vanilla" marriage. Aged early 30's. Third child a couple of years old. Decided it was time for the snip.
Had a couple of "counselling" sessions with the local GP. Decided it was better for me to be snipped than her to be "done"
During the chats with the doc, he mentioned a couple of times during the "What happens" part that they would shave me.
I DON'T THINK SO ! ! ! !
I'll do it ! ! !
Up to then - I'd never even "trimmed"
Morning of the snip arrived, so I bathed, took razor in hand, and rather gingerly set to work.
While I was sort of laid on a couch type thing with the doc pulling and poking around "downstairs" - there was a nurse up by head, mopping my fevered brow and holding my hand.
Every now and then she'd say something to me, so I'd turn my head to answer her.
A couple of times I was her nearly giggle
ops:So I'm relcined on this couch type thing, with an almost non English speaking butcher trying to pull my teeth out, down through my stomach and out of my bollocks, Mr PotatoHead doing his best walnut whip impression trying to hide in case he was next; with a pretty little nurse holding my hand, stifling a giggle.
Ater the the Butcher of New Dehli had done his stuff, nursey was giving the run down about salt baths, dissloving stitched, no heavy litfing etc etc, the said with a huge grin,
"You only needed to shave you testicles and possibly trim 'elsewhere' "
I'd shaved my balls, the base of my cock, my pubes, 6 or 8 inches down the front of each each leg and the lower part of my tum, taking off the feathers that run up to the belly button. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by dambuster
I'd shaved my balls, the base of my cock, my pubes, 6 or 8 inches down the front of each each leg and the lower part of my tum, taking off the feathers that run up to the belly button.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Dammie thats so sweet, in a funny kind of way :lol2:
I had loads, floppy 80s fringes, spiky red and black backcombed goth affairs, corkscrew perms and tons of gel and hairspray (the only one that kept the goth 'do up was Rock Hard and it was really strong smelling!) but the worst hair related sin ever .......
SUN IN :shock:
Anyone my age (male or female) will be sharing in my sun-in shame!
SUN IN :shock:
Anyone my age (male or female) will be sharing in my sun-in shame!
Sex God
Quote by davej
About 1982, I had a home perm...........
But was it as bad as this ..................
PMSFL
Sex God
When i was 15.... I went to the "top" at the time hairdressers round my way... I'd cut a pic out of a hair magazine and asked for then to do my hair like it... Short at the back but kinda longer spikiey ish on top....
Wellllll....... I'd never cried so much in my life until that day and continued to for weeks....
They scalped me!!!!! I have roughly an inch of hair all over my head...I was devastated... and to make it worse.... I was working at the local boarding school serving the senior kids tea's.... and of course being 15... and facing a large number of "boys" around my age or just over.... I would of rather have had my head chopped off i think....lol
Needless to say.... I didn't go bk there...
Now my regular hairdresser must dread me making an appointment coz i sit there shaking and repeatidly asking... "don't cut to much off will u"!!!! LOL
Wellllll....... I'd never cried so much in my life until that day and continued to for weeks....
They scalped me!!!!! I have roughly an inch of hair all over my head...I was devastated... and to make it worse.... I was working at the local boarding school serving the senior kids tea's.... and of course being 15... and facing a large number of "boys" around my age or just over.... I would of rather have had my head chopped off i think....lol
Needless to say.... I didn't go bk there...
Now my regular hairdresser must dread me making an appointment coz i sit there shaking and repeatidly asking... "don't cut to much off will u"!!!! LOL
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
About 1982, I had a home perm...........
But was it as bad as this ..................
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Dawn......it was worse! I was so traumatised ive spent thousands of hours straightening mine ever since, thank god for GHD straighteners!!
Casanova
I dont get embarassed so I wasnt bothered.
When I was at uni I hatched a plan that everyone would turn up with dyed blonde hair for the final exam....Yep you got it I was the only one to turn up. I didnt mind and I kept the colour for a while...
When I was at uni I hatched a plan that everyone would turn up with dyed blonde hair for the final exam....Yep you got it I was the only one to turn up. I didnt mind and I kept the colour for a while...
