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22chopper
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
Bi-curious Female, 36
0 miles · Greater London
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Warming the Bed
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A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
Warming the Bed
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
Warming the Bed
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
Warming the Bed
A woman walks into a chemist and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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Warming the Bed
Just remember the sexiest people in the world are those that are self aware and confident.
The People who have it going on are those that get out there and do their own thing regardless what the pack think.
No body wants a air head, that looks good but you can not talk to.
You Go Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The People who have it going on are those that get out there and do their own thing regardless what the pack think.
No body wants a air head, that looks good but you can not talk to.
You Go Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
Hi
Yes I am going out there next Monday, not sure I would ever do mushrooms again, had a bad trip whilst on my own in DAM last year. I saw Hitler on a crucifix flying around the room with a sub machine gun. Hard Core Mexican Fellas
Buy the way my sister lives out there with her Thai girlfriends so staying with her on the beach, i will ask her for the name of a good bar to meet up with peps going out there.
Chopper
Because Elvis would have wanted it!!
Yes I am going out there next Monday, not sure I would ever do mushrooms again, had a bad trip whilst on my own in DAM last year. I saw Hitler on a crucifix flying around the room with a sub machine gun. Hard Core Mexican Fellas
Buy the way my sister lives out there with her Thai girlfriends so staying with her on the beach, i will ask her for the name of a good bar to meet up with peps going out there.
Chopper
Because Elvis would have wanted it!!
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