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Quote by northcoastboy
My Fav for sheer comedy value is......
"i'll never forget the first time you kissed me, now i want you to fist me"
Lisa and Louise by NOFX"

poetry from fat mike and the boys there.
i'm feeling this at the moment:
the sky was bruised. i love that, its audioslave.
also
now its over and i'm coming home, coming home, in your valley, beneath your sky, sky.
whitewater by KYUSS
soon derek would be finished with the sandpaper and he would be able to get down to painting it blue to match his other rocks
playing the last ever gig with my band at miffstock music festival on saturday. i may be tearful sad its gonna rock though.
sunday more music fest debauchery
monday going to a speedo barbe que with some muso mates. i've brushed the moths off the 'banana hammock' i can see nasty burns ahead though.
Quote by smokerjim
Lullabies to Paralyse by Queens of the Stone Age worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

What's it like compared to "Songs for the Deaf" ( best driving album IMHO ) and what's it like without Nick Oliveri ( can't afford it till I get my payrise :cry: )
i personally cant listen to qotsa on account of listening to kyuss and unida first, they make qotsa seem like diet kyuss. josh homme was just playing guitar in that band and vocals were john garcia who has a voice that sounds like liquid fuck filled with gravel. the production on the albums sounds like thunder as well. if you like qotsa, then get some, especially if you liked that first qotsa album with the thong on the front.
you need to be painted an even white, then get airbrushed gold over the top
my first tattoos, what an amazing experience, it was so intimate and the pain was amazing, i'm not into pain but it was such a cathartic experience. ive been plucking up the balls for ten years and deciding what i want and it was the right time. i've got two more to go now. thatll be next month.
loved it
Quote by Chunky Love
Aye, ye canna beat a bit o' Maiden! "Run to the hiiiilllllls" wink

best chorus in the history of mankind.
i'm listening to Unida at the moment, huge mellow desert rock.
mitsubishi RVR looks pretty damn good, like a prairie but a bit more stealth.
japanese all the way now, at least you know itll start afterwards.
i used to have a bedford camper in baby blue with a buttoned purple dralon interior. i was totally ignorant of the scene at the time and see it as a criminal waste of a fine van.
either way, not a black car. itll look like a plasterers radio in seconds.
i can picture the scene now, in the nissan dealers, so madam, what was it that attracted you to the prarie. OH i see, yes madam it is very roomy for that sort of thing, would you be interested in a free downgrade to the vinyl seats?
the last girl i was seeing was a prime example of this, she loved the idea of it and that she could get people interested but when it came down to it thats all she wanted. just the fact that it could have happened and she chose for it not to. fortunately it never got beyond the e-mail stage with people so no one was spending hours in a freezing carpark.
i've hesitated and then masturbated a few times.
he who hesitates..................masturbates.
its a good life motto
loads of questions get asked on here that are nowt to do with swinging. it seems like a valid point, if it was brought up in a pub then it would be discussed surely, its only the internet. just dont add to the post if you dont want to and it will soon drop into oblivion.
well thats what i reckon anyway
you could upload it into photobucket and then use their shrink facility to resize it down. then itll be hosted on the web as well, or you could use something like phoroshop or m/s photo editor to shrink it using resize image

hope this helps
hi there. i dont judge, were all just people out to get the most from life. welcome aboard hon
fair enough, sorry if it offended. to be fair, wanton acts of violence against yourself and your mates, which is what most of them were are funny though, but i respect your opinions on the matter and dont want to piss anyone off.
i love to see an inliner hit the floor along with the rest of us and this doesnt dissapoint, theres lunacy aplenty on here, enjoy.
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walk away. mind you part of the amazing sex could have been the fact you were at each others throats alot. its all passion it just manifests itsself in different ways.
anyone in the NW seen AFS (arthritic foot soldiers) or WORM? i'm seeing them both at a private bash on sat night and theyre both NW bands
tbh the best 'holidays' i had as a kid were when my mum n dad went away i used to love that. you owe it to yourselves to have a break and theyll have a ball as well. theres probably some psychologist somewhere going ooh no, itll damage them and theyll hate you for it, but theyre kids and kids are harder than we think and they will have a great time in your absence.
do it
i'm a fuckin pushover but i'm strawberry-brown, does that count
this week i have been mostly saying SCRUTTOCK, say it with me kids....scrut...tock
surely the female equivalent would lead to 'wetting' the bed biggrin
ipod is the queen of gadgets definitely.
for bargain gadgets, tescos value sandwich toaster for 7quid. never has life been improved so cheaply