if interested please get in touch
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Hi im available all of this weekend, and looking for MILFs for fun anytime
if interested please get in touch
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69ers__on__Me
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
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Quote by SurreyD
was chatting in the wee small hours of this morning and we wondered when a guy has sex for the 1st time does it hurt
as it can do sometimes for us girls
lol good point.........depends, if the lass is virgin or has a right tight nanny, yup it can be very sore
or if the lass has given a right bad BJ, OUCH lol
ersRight bad bj? Do you mean like her teeth got in the way or something? ;)
how you guess bud.......coaching needs
just a tip to all.......no dis-respect but if they look like crowbars STAY WELL CLEAR lol just joshing :P
:69: ers
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Quote by marcus123
was on google last night looking for some free porn pics (i was feeling randy, and il be frank i wanted a wank) and found loads of sites saying free, but infact there was always hidden catches, is there any such thing as free porn pics?
try ...........itll does the job if your looking to shake the coffee beans
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when i was 17 to the local tart 
on me mate wee brothers bunk bed
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on me mate wee brothers bunk bed ers Warming the Bed
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
was chatting in the wee small hours of this morning and we wondered when a guy has sex for the 1st time does it hurt
as it can do sometimes for us girls
lol good point.........depends, if the lass is virgin or has a right tight nanny, yup it can be very sore
or if the lass has given a right bad BJ, OUCH lol
ers Warming the Bed
Quote by 69ers on Me
I was wondering if anyone has the same problem as myself. When I check out profiles and the member has pictures I cannot open them. I suspect its my firewallbut not sure how to reset it. I can open the pic and every now and then I can see one of several thumbnails but cannot open it into its proper size (you know when you double click it).
I have tried turning off my firewall but this does not work has anyone any ideas please? Im missing out on looking at you beautiful woman out there!
Paul
Hi i had that problem at first until sussed it out.........if you try and go straight to the their gallery or to the photos tab 9 times out of 10 it wont work. however if there is any pics actually shown at the side of in a smaller version.....click on it once, and the larger pic should show.....but if it doesnt then click twice quickly and it will work. That always does it for me.
Forgot to say, if profiles have pics but cant view, click on there ads, if they have any posted with pics attached then you can get to them that way......just give a rough idea
hope this helps
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Quote by dirtyduo
I was wondering if anyone has the same problem as myself. When I check out profiles and the member has pictures I cannot open them. I suspect its my firewallbut not sure how to reset it. I can open the pic and every now and then I can see one of several thumbnails but cannot open it into its proper size (you know when you double click it).
I have tried turning off my firewall but this does not work has anyone any ideas please? Im missing out on looking at you beautiful woman out there!
Paul
Hi i had that problem at first until sussed it out.........if you try and go straight to the their gallery or to the photos tab 9 times out of 10 it wont work. however if there is any pics actually shown at the side of in a smaller version.....click on it once, and the larger pic should show.....but if it doesnt then click twice quickly and it will work. That always does it for me.
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Hi im a young single guy staying in cockermouth this week, all alone and seeking some horny times with females and couples at my accommodation or can travel to you.
lif interested let me know
ers
lif interested let me know
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still got tuesday wednesday and thursday available, any takers?
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hi
Any females or couples free during that time, for evening fun back at the hotel that im accommodated at?
s8 single male, 25 , 6ft tall, fair, with athletic build here, ready and available to anyone interested. feel free to get in touch, all i ask for is total discretion. can chat more, send pics if required but would appreciate same in return.
genuine replys only plz with email ads thanks
ers
Any females or couples free during that time, for evening fun back at the hotel that im accommodated at?
s8 single male, 25 , 6ft tall, fair, with athletic build here, ready and available to anyone interested. feel free to get in touch, all i ask for is total discretion. can chat more, send pics if required but would appreciate same in return.
genuine replys only plz with email ads thanks
ers Warming the Bed
theres only one place worthwhile checking out mile when in glasgow
enjoy it bud, if you get the chance, no-other club can compete with the trphy collection
ers
enjoy it bud, if you get the chance, no-other club can compete with the trphy collection
ers Warming the Bed
hi
we are 2 early 20s glasgow guys seeking ladies for mfm fun in local glasgow hotel on friday 11 march, any1 interested and require more detail email me at with pics and contact details
thanks ers
we are 2 early 20s glasgow guys seeking ladies for mfm fun in local glasgow hotel on friday 11 march, any1 interested and require more detail email me at with pics and contact details
thanks
ers Warming the Bed
Quote by adventurer
All I can say is Good Luck guys - I'll be amazed if anyone takes you up on your offer !
still looking for more, 4 lasses and 1 couple invited over the course of the weekend
any1 interested
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any lasses interested in joining 7 glasgow guys all early 20s for gangbang fun at a hotel local to the quayside
we are travelling there on friday 22nd april for the weekend and looking for lasses to entertain us
any interests and suggestions email me @
thanks for your interest
ers
we are travelling there on friday 22nd april for the weekend and looking for lasses to entertain us
any interests and suggestions email me @
thanks for your interest
ers Warming the Bed
" The good fuck"
You are 69 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!
I got a 69 mmmm sounds farmilar coincidence maybe
:D :D
69ers
You are 69 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!
I got a 69 mmmm sounds farmilar coincidence maybe
:D :D 69ers Warming the Bed
Quote by Ice Pie
Don't be too hard on the lad, he's doing his best and has only just mastered the art of Copy & Paste:
you caught me out Icei must take my hat of to you
obvious checking out other sites, i came acros this piece of information, which i thought being a single guy myself, this would be a very useful bit of information for all the single guys out there. some true, some you could debate but the way it was put together was fab.
I think it just you that insight, to how you should behave and what to expect
69ers
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Quote by redstilletto
its all the ....+
put everyone off
what all the.....+
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hey
i dont know ifs its just me, but im in the chatroom, and its empty
Is that a 1st for this time
either that, ive got ginger hair and chased them all away
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
69ers
i dont know ifs its just me, but im in the chatroom, and its empty
Is that a 1st for this time
either that, ive got ginger hair and chased them all away
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 69ers
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How to survive swinging as a single male
Ok, so you have joined a swinging site, therefore presumably what you are looking for are no strings attached sexual adventures? Well this is the place to be, however if you are to be successful there are several things to bear in mind.
1. The swinging lifestyle is dominated by couples, and
2. It is ruled by women
This means that one of the most fundamental mistakes you can make is to assume one half of the couple does not exist. Ignore them at your peril. You will get on far better if you talk to both partners and understand that you are a guest in their relationship. Be respectful to both and try hard not to jump into private saying just how many times a day you masturbate over their photographs…. well not unless you want to feel a fool, remember you don’t know to whom you are talking! Additionally you are not there to replace anyone; you are there to compliment that which already exists. It will be the female that has the final say on a male male female threesome, but she will not want her partner left out of the equation as this will cause tension for them.
The best way forward is to go into the chat room on a regular basis, avoid the temptation to advertise yourself thus: ‘male 32, large cock, wants fun now’. It will usually be met with a stony wall of silence and/or ridicule, instead join the general chat. It may seem daunting at first but persistence will be worth it, have a laugh with everyone there, let them get to know you and this way you will become more accepted. Make no doubt about it, your life in swinging will not be an entirely easy one, you will find hostility and down right rudeness from some, but these fortunately are in the minority. Make sure you stick to chat room rules, there is nothing more likely to secure your failure than acting an arse in there.
Be absolutely sure about what it is you want out of this and never ever mislead anyone. Don’t be afraid to admit you are nervous and talk over any apprehensions you have either with friends or other swingers. You will not be alone in your feelings…..most couples will recognise that you are at a distinct disadvantage as you are walking into an established relationship in order to have sex with one or more of the partners in it. However if you feel uneasy at any time, simply say no thanks and walk away, do not let yourself get into situations where you feel you cannot cope, you are setting yourself up to fail. And never ever play games…by this I mean do not allow yourself to get involved in marital disputes, relationship difficulties or any other emotional minefield, unless of course you flourish under such dangerous conditions.
Right so two of the most important things to look at are firstly your profile (the advertisement of yourself and your wide-ranging talents), and secondly how you contact people. What is likely to make you stand out (pardon the pun) from the rest?
A few pointers:
1. Less is not more when setting yourself up, one sentence on your profile = idiot, not dark and mysterious alpha male.
2. Show you have a sense of humour.
3. Cock shots as photographs are all very well and good (light them from underneath boys it makes them look bigger). However it can have the effect of making your crown jewels look like the last chicken left on the supermarket shelf, so try and put some face and body shots on too.
4. And when mailing someone avoid the temptation for one liners ‘in your area today fancy a shag’, does not inspire women to fall at your feet.
5. Neither is ‘so what are you looking for?’ Read their profile!
Neither your profile nor your messages have to be in essay format but please take some time to check that your spellings and grammar are correct, and that you have given them a modicum of information about yourself apart from your penis size and your ability to breathe through your ears.
Ok so you’ve now worked on your profile, go into the chat room regularly and have shown you are an all round Mr Nice Guy worthy of sexual ecstasy (or at the very least a chance at it)……how do you know that the couple or person you want to meet is too? Well that’s the beauty of the chat room, it allows you to get to know people a little better, however you can always ask others (privately of course) for recommendations.
So let’s assume you have hit the jackpot and got a meet. Now what?
Well let’s take a normal example. You will arrange to meet the person or people in a hotel bar, have a few drinks together and a chat and then if all goes well, you will retire to the room to play.
However………..
1. Before you go anywhere, make sure you know what their rules are and ensure you have articulated yours to them too. These rules should remain fixed unless by mutual consent of all parties concerned.
2. Ensure you have your own supply of condoms and use them!
3. Offer to pay half the room cost (this will vary with the amount of travelling you have had to do).
4. Ask if you are expected to stay the night.
Remember……..
1. That they may be as nervous as you.
2. That all men regardless of their testosterone levels, WILL, at some time, have ‘hydraulics’ problems, i.e. they will struggle to achieve or maintain an erection and may have difficulties ejaculating. This is normal and temporary.
And finally…………..never ever wipe your dick on the curtains.
Have fun!
69ers
Ok, so you have joined a swinging site, therefore presumably what you are looking for are no strings attached sexual adventures? Well this is the place to be, however if you are to be successful there are several things to bear in mind.
1. The swinging lifestyle is dominated by couples, and
2. It is ruled by women
This means that one of the most fundamental mistakes you can make is to assume one half of the couple does not exist. Ignore them at your peril. You will get on far better if you talk to both partners and understand that you are a guest in their relationship. Be respectful to both and try hard not to jump into private saying just how many times a day you masturbate over their photographs…. well not unless you want to feel a fool, remember you don’t know to whom you are talking! Additionally you are not there to replace anyone; you are there to compliment that which already exists. It will be the female that has the final say on a male male female threesome, but she will not want her partner left out of the equation as this will cause tension for them.
The best way forward is to go into the chat room on a regular basis, avoid the temptation to advertise yourself thus: ‘male 32, large cock, wants fun now’. It will usually be met with a stony wall of silence and/or ridicule, instead join the general chat. It may seem daunting at first but persistence will be worth it, have a laugh with everyone there, let them get to know you and this way you will become more accepted. Make no doubt about it, your life in swinging will not be an entirely easy one, you will find hostility and down right rudeness from some, but these fortunately are in the minority. Make sure you stick to chat room rules, there is nothing more likely to secure your failure than acting an arse in there.
Be absolutely sure about what it is you want out of this and never ever mislead anyone. Don’t be afraid to admit you are nervous and talk over any apprehensions you have either with friends or other swingers. You will not be alone in your feelings…..most couples will recognise that you are at a distinct disadvantage as you are walking into an established relationship in order to have sex with one or more of the partners in it. However if you feel uneasy at any time, simply say no thanks and walk away, do not let yourself get into situations where you feel you cannot cope, you are setting yourself up to fail. And never ever play games…by this I mean do not allow yourself to get involved in marital disputes, relationship difficulties or any other emotional minefield, unless of course you flourish under such dangerous conditions.
Right so two of the most important things to look at are firstly your profile (the advertisement of yourself and your wide-ranging talents), and secondly how you contact people. What is likely to make you stand out (pardon the pun) from the rest?
A few pointers:
1. Less is not more when setting yourself up, one sentence on your profile = idiot, not dark and mysterious alpha male.
2. Show you have a sense of humour.
3. Cock shots as photographs are all very well and good (light them from underneath boys it makes them look bigger). However it can have the effect of making your crown jewels look like the last chicken left on the supermarket shelf, so try and put some face and body shots on too.
4. And when mailing someone avoid the temptation for one liners ‘in your area today fancy a shag’, does not inspire women to fall at your feet.
5. Neither is ‘so what are you looking for?’ Read their profile!
Neither your profile nor your messages have to be in essay format but please take some time to check that your spellings and grammar are correct, and that you have given them a modicum of information about yourself apart from your penis size and your ability to breathe through your ears.
Ok so you’ve now worked on your profile, go into the chat room regularly and have shown you are an all round Mr Nice Guy worthy of sexual ecstasy (or at the very least a chance at it)……how do you know that the couple or person you want to meet is too? Well that’s the beauty of the chat room, it allows you to get to know people a little better, however you can always ask others (privately of course) for recommendations.
So let’s assume you have hit the jackpot and got a meet. Now what?
Well let’s take a normal example. You will arrange to meet the person or people in a hotel bar, have a few drinks together and a chat and then if all goes well, you will retire to the room to play.
However………..
1. Before you go anywhere, make sure you know what their rules are and ensure you have articulated yours to them too. These rules should remain fixed unless by mutual consent of all parties concerned.
2. Ensure you have your own supply of condoms and use them!
3. Offer to pay half the room cost (this will vary with the amount of travelling you have had to do).
4. Ask if you are expected to stay the night.
Remember……..
1. That they may be as nervous as you.
2. That all men regardless of their testosterone levels, WILL, at some time, have ‘hydraulics’ problems, i.e. they will struggle to achieve or maintain an erection and may have difficulties ejaculating. This is normal and temporary.
And finally…………..never ever wipe your dick on the curtains.
Have fun!
69ers
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Hey
I was just wondering, whos all the scottish peeps on this site
Its good to know theres fellow scots on here
69ers x
I was just wondering, whos all the scottish peeps on this site
Its good to know theres fellow scots on here
69ers
x Warming the Bed
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
whats the best music ya like to make love to ,gota ba a single song .ya know the nights when ya got the house to ya selfs (no kids)
billy ocean suddenly the righteous brothers youve lost that lovin feeling is ares
i would say a single but that only last for a couple of minutes, suppose its ok if your up for a quickie
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: my fav music for
:hump: :hump: :hump: is the BraveHeart soundtrack
:lol: cheers for reminding me, ive not listened to that 1 for a while 69ers
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Quote by Rachel80
Vitamin C is supposed to help a hangover too. But after all this time perhaps it's no longer a hangover and has turned into something else:cry:
fresh orange and tomato juice are very high in vitaman C, they also contain other properties that will help kick start your immune system
on one of the other posts earlier, someone suggested drinking milk before you start boozing, the reason for that advice, is that the milk forms a lining in your stomach which helps prevent tissue damage, making your recovery from hangovers quicker as its 1 less thing for your body too repair
69ers
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Quote by mojobiker
Hi. Have her sit on your cock while you lay back. She should be kneeling upright. Then get her to grind her hips forward and back as opposed to up and down. If you both get it right you can have your cock banging on her g-spot every time! Careful though. If she's over zealous (Spelled right?) your cock could pop out and she might hammer it good and proper!
This technique works VERY well for me and my girlfriend but it might not for you. Have fun trying!
Well worded bud
if that doesnt work for you, then you might have to consider a cock job or alternatively invest in a cock extension
69ers
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Quote by leprechaun
well if he is to come in here lets help him with a forum name
what do u think would be a good forum name for robbie williams
his forum name would have to be Hob Knob Rob
and his dogging album would be Swing when your Hinging
69ers
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Quote by PoloLady
Having given myself the mother of all hang-overs, which I am still suffering from even though the cause of it was last night! Please, please please, what are your best hang-over cures?
luckily Ive never had a hangover yet !!!
Although been told that drinking plenty of tomato juice and fresh orange will do the trick,
mind to have something too eat too, like scrambled egg & toast
drinking water through the day will rehydrate your body slowly and help flush out any unwanted toxins from the night before
69ers
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Quote by northwest-cpl
A very famous swinger.......
Has anyone had a crowd like that for dogging
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 69erss
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
hi any one made any good home made pornos and what fun have ya had making them or any mistakes while doing them ,by ya selfs or with other swingers
hi
a few year ago, i bought a cheap cctv camera from b&Q for my house. but while i was messing about with it, i had an idea to secretly place in my bedroom where it cant be seen by anyone. so i connected it to my video and got the tape set up for record when the time was right
My lass at the time, came up for a bit of fun that night, obviously unaware of the camera.
i pressed record the minute she came back in from the toilet and then started to undress here right in front it, getting her to sat cheesy lines, full frontal views then we oral
i got her positioned so her juicy pussy was in full view, but while i was doing the musts, i would always pop my head up to smile and make faces at the cam.
anyway you get the pic, but i eventually got to doggy, then started to show my biceps to the cam and would kiss then for the fun of it
so when we finished, i ask her if she wanted to watch this film that i had just got, i rewinded the tape and pressed play, waiting for reaction
she was in shock when she realised what had been going on, i was laughing my ass off, thinking this was the funniest thing ever, but i dont think she was to pleased with the face pulling and the bicep kisses.
looking back on it was a nice thing to do, but just some things have to be tried out
69ers
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Quote by miss_vicky_mr_stuboy
69ersonMe that was some great info.
I have the problem devil mentioned for a while :cry: .
Woohoo:bounce:
Your Welcome
If you get the chance, check some of those web sites, very useful to everyone
:hump: :hump: 69ers
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well
im in my swanky top, dressed jeans and trainers
ohh in commando as well
69ers x
im in my swanky top, dressed jeans and trainers
ohh in commando as well
69ers
x 