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A_geordie_chameleon

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Straight Male, 64

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6 May 2019

At my ripe old age I have taken a new career. Today I had the great pleasure of a very nice, very sexy lady flashing and playing with her very impressive tits as she drove alongside me. If you are on here, thank you very much. You certainly brightened my day.

If it wasnt one of you beautiful ladies from SH, then come on..... let's get some Eddie's flashed....... and it would be great to see the pics ;-)

22 Aug 2010

Quote by royal64
Why is it when you open the bottle to have ONE glass it all ends up going?
Is it some law of the universe or do i just have a problem?

You have a problem!!!!
...........................Unless of course there's a 2nd bottle conveniently positioned!!!

20 Aug 2010

And me please

19 Aug 2009

bump! :bounce:

18 Aug 2009

gc_69Lover and I will be out and about on Saturday night. She is now my sub and will be performing as directed.
Drop me a line if you are around on Saturday and why you should be included. Ladies and mature guys especially welcome.

9 Aug 2009

and bumped again!!
A few single men for daytime fun............if we can find a suitable location

6 Aug 2009

bump!
Pm me with locations and maybe we can all have a little fun

5 Aug 2009

Does anyone know of any good locations that I could take my girlfriend to for a bit of daytime fun. We are based in South Tyneside, but could travel a bit

4 Apr 2009

We'll be out and about late Saturday night in Shields/Jarrow and maybe Whitley Bay areas. We will be looking to play so have a look at my ad and get in touch.

27 Oct 2008

Can I be added to this soire too please wink

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9 Sep 2008

Quote by Morganandspice
hi drop me an email, I will be about Wednesday this week I know quite a few places.
Morgan

you have mail smile

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9 Sep 2008

Quote by Sunderlandgav
give me a pm mate!

tried and get the message "error looking up user!"
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8 Sep 2008

Nobody around Tyneside then :cry:

7 Sep 2008

Hi there, my gf and I are looking to go dogging for the first time on Wednesday. Can anybody give us an idea where to go for a midweek meet. Somewhere in about a 30 min drive of South Tyneside.
She is excited but very nervous, so may not go beyond letting people watch, so somewhere fairly discrete would be appreciated. Maybe somewhere with other couples so she can watch as well as show.
But if all goes to plan and the doggers are friendly and respectful who knows.
Any advice welcome

22 May 2006

Mods edit - perhaps you could do this by pm? We don't want to place full of youths or police rolleyes

rolleyes

26 Nov 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Hi,
As a Nation (I include, England, Ireland, Scotland & Wales - in no particular order), what are we still good at...?

Piss taking............... and talking gibberish. I struggled to talk gibberish myself for a long time, but I took evening classes ;-)

24 Nov 2005

Well I'm not sure why this is happening......no, I've absolutely NO idea whats happening at all, and not for the first time.....but I do have a certain sheep like demeanor so I'll just tag along here at the back muttering to anyone thats going to listen .......... ..whats going on??
I Geordie Chameleon.......... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
Mick confused

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24 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Mick wait till you get to a Munch and you will see just how near the mark you are. There has been soooooooooooooo many friendships made on this site - it really is incredible. The wide range of emotions can always be found on here - if you feel down and in need of support you usually find a sympathetic ear or a thousand. If you have done something good that you want to share you watch the congrats flood in. Driving test passes, Birthdays you name it we celebrate.
As you said
Great innit?

I can't wait Steph!! Although god knows how I'll cope, I don't know whats going on around here half the time, to see it in action at full speeds got to be an experience lol
Mick

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Fallen Angel
I have just been to Sainsbury's and, amongst other things, bought black stockings :twisted:
When I got to the till, the woman serving me puicked them up, looked at me and said "you do know these are stockings. not tights, don't you?"
Why, I thought? Do I not look like a person who would wear stockings?

Assumptions are funny, and interesting things aren't they. We all make them all of the time and often don't even know we are making them. Everytime (ok maybe not everytime, but often) we see someone we pop them into a pigeon hole based on our own experiences, morals, fantasies and beliefs.
This whole topic began in fact based on an assumption....in fact two assupmtions. Angel only assumed that this lady was assuming that she wasn't the sort of person to wear stockings. She could just as easily been thinking " Mmmmm I'd love to see you in them" " or I'd love to get between them".
People just enjoy make assumptions, I assume ;-)
Mick confused

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24 Nov 2005

I've only just joined too and have been here almost ever since. Not continually posting......I would, but the speed and originality of some of the replies is incredible. I find myself constantly amused and impressed at the directions some of the posts take. I'm hanging around reading them, scared to miss something perhaps, and waiting for an opportunity to join in ..............................like this, I've waited till the owls have gone to bed, but before the larks have got up yet.
To me it's not like (my perception only) an internet forum, it's more like a group of mates in a bar or a party. The conversation starts in one area, diversifies to another.......and then someone gets their clothes off...............Great innit!!!!
Mick

23 Nov 2005

I too have enjoyed 10 years of happy marriage.......................
...........................sadly however I was married 19 years (DOH!!)
and am therefore now re-singled and enjoying my second youth. ;-)
Mick

23 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Ooooooooooooh! :grin:
Can you do a Brazilian with tweezers?

Mr Ronaldo of Madrid is issuing a lawsuit demanding that this question is never answered !!

22 Nov 2005

Ah! But!!............Shouldn't you wait until we get a suggestion box before posting suggestions
Just a thoughT!!
:-)
Mick

22 Nov 2005

Thanks Cats. People here seem to make it easy to fit in redface

redface

lol
and
Hiya Bex, Hmmm Victims eh?? Have I been lured into a den of Iniquity whilst innocently seeking a new crochet circle? Dunno why there are so many northerners joining, but (selfish git that I am) I'm glad. ;-)
and I'll do my best to deliver your take away hot surprised

surprised

ops: when the weather warms up and I get the old caravan out for my next world tour ;-)
Mick

22 Nov 2005

I definately seem to be in the minority about this with two thirds of voters saying "it can be improved" and an unknown number I suppose not liking it at all.
But I was wondering if the split was on length of time as members. My suspicion is that the longer serving members are more anti than we new girls. I have no evidence of this at all, and it doesn't matter really. Just wondering ;-)
Mick

22 Nov 2005

Thanks Outlaws, I do have a tendancy to jump right in.........with both feet usually lol
and
Thanks Alexandra, I'm afraid my Elvis is much more in his later Las Vegas, fully filled white jumpsuit years.....you know, when he was REALLY sexy lol.
Mick

22 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
oooh can i nick that response!

Postie, If it helps and if it keeps you from rummaging around my sack willy nilly ( well thats set up nicely!!) you can have that one on me mate ;-)
Mick

22 Nov 2005

Of course it matters thats why I have 2 cocks. I have an internet cock of 12 " to attract the more discerning lady, and one only half that size which I carry around for convenience and ease of deployment in the real world ;-)
Mick

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Serendipity
NN - A white mans cock is approximately 20% bigger....
than his chicken

Damn, I really didin't want to hear that. My chickens tiny :cry: sobs I'm off to Asda right now to buy a bigger one.
Mick

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
he might be a Sanddancer rather than a Geordie.
Hi and :welcome: from somebody who's probably just down the road from you AGC.

Hi mate, Somehow I missed your reply yesterday confused

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You are spot on, I am a Sanddancer, although I think I still qualify as a geordie too (BUT NOT A MAG!!!!). ;-)
Nice to meet you neighbour, I'll keep my eye out for you. ;-)
Mick smile

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