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Adamlondon09
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Essex
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Both cheap and cheerful - if you're only doing 2-3 hr flight no problem. These are my tips:
1, Take your ipod with some noise cancelling headphones as you're often surrounded by some loudmouth nobheads - especially if going to Spain.
2, Ryan Air has the most garish bright yellow colour in the cabin, so wear your sunglasses all flight to prevent headache.
3, Ryan Air do have a few sexy hostesses, I think there is a nude calendar of them somewhere, so I always sit in the aisle seat and perv them going up and down the catwalk - makes the time go by and often they like a chat. To get the aisle seat, make sure you get on late as this this gives you the opportunity to have a gander at the best option to sit next to or more importantly who not to!
4, Always book early for the best price, just leaving it 12 hours can sometimes cost you a lot of money. Get booked asap, and even watch for when the new flights are released on sale.
5, The food is crap, so always go in the M & S simply food and get what you need before you board.
6, If it all gets too much close your eyes, turn up your ipod, and think what you'll buy with the money you're saving.
1, Take your ipod with some noise cancelling headphones as you're often surrounded by some loudmouth nobheads - especially if going to Spain.
2, Ryan Air has the most garish bright yellow colour in the cabin, so wear your sunglasses all flight to prevent headache.
3, Ryan Air do have a few sexy hostesses, I think there is a nude calendar of them somewhere, so I always sit in the aisle seat and perv them going up and down the catwalk - makes the time go by and often they like a chat. To get the aisle seat, make sure you get on late as this this gives you the opportunity to have a gander at the best option to sit next to or more importantly who not to!
4, Always book early for the best price, just leaving it 12 hours can sometimes cost you a lot of money. Get booked asap, and even watch for when the new flights are released on sale.
5, The food is crap, so always go in the M & S simply food and get what you need before you board.
6, If it all gets too much close your eyes, turn up your ipod, and think what you'll buy with the money you're saving.
Being a good flirt to me is that once you've got a ladies attention you've got to encourage them to show out to you. They might bend over in the supermarket and show you their arse or start stroking their breasts. I flirted my eyes with a lady on the tube once and she could see I was getting horny. She sat opposite me, and slowly she opened her legs and flashed me her shaven pussy - was so thrilling I'll always remember it.
Very funny and so true! You read the check list at times and think to yourself: 'fuck me this lady must be Jennifer Lo's doppleganger', then you go to the pix and she's as plain as your Aunty Doris and carrying at least two stone!
The other thing often put: 'no face pix on your profile don't bother us/me'. Then you check their/her profile and they/she either don't have face pix themselves or they've pasted themselves out! Like oh yes your privacy is more important than mine.
The other thing often put: 'no face pix on your profile don't bother us/me'. Then you check their/her profile and they/she either don't have face pix themselves or they've pasted themselves out! Like oh yes your privacy is more important than mine.
