Quote by finnsmags
Just received an e-mail from logging my ip address at more than 30 illigeal websites !!! . They ask me to answer a list of questions via an attachment .
As a couple that rarely visit more than half a dozen ever (true) , we find this hard to believe .
Anyone else shed any light on this

Quote by michelemacca
Well tried 2 tesco's in the area and all sold out.... seen a few in people's trolleys but must have read the post too late .... the lady on the aisle said we've had a rush on them this last few days... so was just wondering if anyone on here is now sponsored by gillette .. mike? .... no.. well you should be sales have doubled last few days...
Next time anyone has a reason for us all to run to supermarket at least wear an SH badge or something then we can say hi to each other. :P

Quote by funin_and_mike
HI EVERYONE,
JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS WITH YOU.,
I HAVE JUST FOUND THE PERFECT MULTI PURPOSE VIBRATOR AND BEST OF ALL.......................
ITS ONLY FROM ALL WELL KNOWN SUPERMARKETS!
ITS IS MORE PREFEREN TIAL FOR CLITORIS STIMULATION AND WHATS MORE YOU COULD TAKE IT ANYWHERE AND PEOPLE WON'T KNOW, EVEN YOUR CHILDREN.
PS ITS ON OFFER AT THE MOMENT WITH A FREE DVD!
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
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Quote by Its Harry
Well, after reading these pearls of wisdom, I think I'll give the ads a miss and start with the Forum, therefore "hello to all".
Well you have to start somewhere and it sound a tad more intelligent here than the chatroom
Harry

Quote by JudyTV
Don't even worry about it, by now your ad will be down to page 100000. Its a fact that when you post an ad it descends the pages into oblivion faster that your debit card balance when Christmas shopping. I think it reaches page ten in about as many minutes due to everyone else posting their ads. The trick is to update, update and update. However you will soon get bored with this updating procedure when instant shags become as rare as rocking horse poo. This way all the new ads get all the atention.....for about 2 minutes and then they are off the page too.
To prove that all of what I say is true, just post an ad in men seeking women. Leave it for 24 hours and then try and find it by starting at the first page and trawling through all the ads in that category until it appears. If you do this on Friday night you will be amazed at how far down it is by Saturday night. That is if you can find it at all that way.
The main reason for all of this is a thing called ....real life. Men often chase after anything and women often let them. In fact 22 of them do it in packs on Saturdays on almost every football pitch and rugby field in the UK. Many of them repeat the procedure on Saturday nights after a few pints of Lager, the difference is the objects change from a leather ball to a gorgeous woman and they get more gorgeous as the night progresses and the lager intake increases.
Judy.

Quote by jin55
if you are really really optimistic you can get a lottery ticket as well. its the same odds. if the lottery ticket turns up first you can buy a swinging club in derby and make our friends in derby happy as well, and they will show you their appreciation in the time honoured way.
bonytony

Quote by H_ippy
Well Alan 1/438 is not really that bad...............300 or so don't join in.........so that improves your chances!!!!!! Good luck

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hiya Alan :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
I would suggest joining in here and letting people get to know you.
Always a good start. Hope you enjoy it here.