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Alex__Rogers
Over 90 days ago
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Good god. What has happened here? I popped in earlier a for chocolate hob-nob only to find people bending over to lick their chicken nuggets.
Please explain.
This is a field I'd like to branch out into, but the ramifications worry me. Will there be damage to my Bellflower? It's all over the lawn. And I don't want logs falling on my Batchelor's Buttons. I just planted them. My garden is also on a slope, would you start at the bottom, and work your way up?
Against All Odds by Phil Collins

Couldn't help myself - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho:
"Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
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Don't think I'll bother after reading this.

No kidding.
Re. earlier posts about deaths being distinguished on grounds of solo players, author of first article says:
"It should be noted that the presence of a partner does nothing to limit the primary danger, and does little or nothing to limit most of the secondary dangers."
Another vote for Joy Division. Sadness.
Johnny Cash - Hurt
If you've been affected by any of the songs in this thread, contact the SH helpline on 0800 80085 for more information and a free factsheet.
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Dorky PottyBoob :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm Dorky Pottynose.
Are we related?
I think we should be told.
What, you mean, Sidney, the membership administrator at the Cat Protection League lives with you? Oh. She's 72. Dirty.
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Country music isnt depressing if you play it backwards!

Really? (moves to record player)
Peels sih ni uoy tuoba sklat eh
peek ot od nac I gnihton s'ereht
eneloJ ,eman ruoy sllac eh nehw gniyrc morf
Nope, sorry, you're wrong.
But what's the worst that could happen if you don't come up with a good design?
What, they fire you?
Oh. I see.
I'll get my coat.
Country and Western. All of it. Apparently:

and scroll down a little. They played one song as an example. Made me have an existential crisis not far from the south circular.
DaVinci Code actual book, infoming peeps to read it is just free speech and worth a read as it is thought provoking all the places and organisations in the book existed or exit.

Sigh. Another Da Vinci Code convert.
Is it me, or has anyone else noticed that Tony Blair's surname begins with letter B. It is also the initial of Baalzebub, or in its translated form "lord of the Flies". Which, if you take of the letter F (which was silent in medieval times) gives you "Lord of the Lies".
Coincidence?
I don't think so.
It's a gamble. They chose John XXII as pope at the age of 77 when they couldn't agree on who was the right man for the job, hoping that this one would pop his clogs quickly. He lasted 5 years which pissed them off no end. So they introduced the "must be under 80" rule.
So who does want fucking?

Posted at Impressive. And I struggle contemplating what to have for breakfast.
Sap rising and all that...
Sticking to his semanitcs you could have come up with
bye, u are fuckwit
But really, silence here would say SO much more than any one-liner could convey.
<violins>. I should know, get silence back all the time </violins>
You guys just don't get it. Catholicism is so now. If your ad here isn't working, here are some top testament tips for getting a girl:
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
Address an email to Michael at xxxxxxxxx saying what you're looking for. The designers are in tomorrow and might be able to help or tell you where you can find what you're after.
Gay bear look. Hmm. Thinks Care Bear crossed with Village People. Nope, not sold on that one.
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