No no no - you need to use more textspeak Dino, and make less sense. Far too intelligible.
Post count? - I hope you've been sensible and got a signed settlement. You might have to pay any income from your posts until the pc is old enough to go it alone.
Actually, outdoor_games, you might be onto something there. I can go for hours, (he said, bashfully) and I thought it was my staying power... turns out it's due to the loss of 50% of my erogenous tissue. Pants.
Still, they look nicer. Cut that is.
And foreskins are daft. They score very badly on psychometric tests, are unable to tie decent bow ties, and look terrible in a tuxedo.
Given that most men can't be arsed to wash their hands after urinating, whaddya reckon the chances are they scrupulously pull back the foreskin and wash when they shower?
Sorry, but foreskins are daft and dirty.
Cut = clean.
And more aerodynamic.
"Visitors to swinging forum admit feeling horny!
On page 5, pope confesses to catholic leanings in youth"
As the great George Michael said unto us:
"sex is natural sex is good; not everybody does it; but everybody should"
I apologise unreservedly for quoting 80's pop lyrics on a public forum.
Littlemee, I agree with you, but I ain't giving up that easy.
Imagine you are in the Cup Final, and you score the winning goal - by passing it back to your goalkeeper when he isn't looking and it rolls into the net, handing victory to the other side...
New analogy please.
Ok, ok, last try... bad sex is to good sex as erm, kenco is to illy espresso. No, bugger that. How about, bad sex is sex when you'd rather be online checking who's replied to your last post.
Oh dear.
Think I'll go now.
Sorry blonde, this thread has been hijacked and is now about gas hobs.
Or not, as the case may be.
Hey, some of my best friends are american.
Actually that's not true.
I like the bit where he has his first supersize, and it cuts from him just tucking in, 5 mins later, still happy, then 5 mins after that, and on and on, until he leans out of his car window...
(grabs popcorn)
Mind me watching?
<self-deprecating mode>
I'd show you, but you'd have to sleep with me.
</self-deprecating mode>
Bad sex is any sex during which you catch yourself wondering "did I leave the gas on?"
The more good sex you have the more you want. I know what you mean though. Still, in order to stop feeling horny, try bad sex. It's awfully effective.
Can't think what the vegetarian thingy might be. But then dieticians to say meat is more satisfying. Ahem.
I see. Had me worried about what chuntering under the duvet involved.
Where is Yorkshire? <whisper> I'm from south london </whisper>
I'm with you on queues. I mean, what else is there to do, other than perv?
What, just wait?
Oh. Hadn't thought of that.
Righto.
Chunterin (v) intran, to chunter, chuntered. I was late for the bus because I chuntered .
Help please?
Dishwashers? Electric toothbrushes?
Pah.
I've had a 1500w panini press.
The ad is gone? Sadness.
You missed "Frankie Howerd goes swinging". Puns even he would have been proud of. Or not, as the case may be.
"Good with wood" had such an alliterative quality, as well...
