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Aliena77
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 47
Straight Male, 63
UK

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Quote by O. K.
We are told to use condoms, practice safe sex and keep healthy, one can buy, black condoms, white condoms, fragrant condoms, fruit flavoured, thick ones, thin ones, but never have intercourse without one. However, it does not guarantee that one will not catch something, ie, through a split condom, or overspill, so how can one enjoy sex due to the inherent danger of disease.
Does everyone use these abominations? in the old days, my ex-wife and I tried condoms, but we never able to get on with them, as they were painfull to her due to wrinkling and I could not purchase one that was big enough to fit me, plus they always came off during intercourse. Personally, I have always preferred sex without the discomfort of a rubber and my ex- liked to ride it bareback.

Personally speaking I love 'bareback' and hate the hassle of condoms. However I wold prefer to live and not have any STD's. So I enjoy bareback with my partner and always use condoms with others. I have NEVER experienced a condom being painful to me.
As for them being too small, I've played with some pretty big boys and we've always found rubbers to fit. I really would like to see a cock too big for rubbers. Reckon it'd be too big for me to take though. rolleyes
At work I am the youngest in the office (sadly that's only because the average age is pretty high) but I, apparently, am percieved as older because of my mature attitude. I think they mean I need to start using anti-wrinkle cream. confused Haven't spoken to the woman that thought I was 35 since!!
I'm 28, feel 48 when my kids are around and 18 when they're not.
Both my names are on there - scarily accurate!
Looked at my daughters names too - :shock:
Have to keep them shaved regularly though. Spiky balls are NOT fun to suck. lol
Quote by Jags
I've worn them for years and years and years - only smoky places and too much wine annoy my eyes/lenses. I've got spectacles for emergencies and I try to have one day a week or, at a pinch, one day a fortnight, when I don't wear the contacts.
Because of my eye shape (astigmatism) I can't wear soft or daily lenses but it's just part of the SS routine in the morning - washing and grooming.
I have, on two occasions, put both lenses in one eye (the prescription for both eyes is the very same) and that was weird for 5 minutes til I figured it out. :shock: :shock:
Good luck with the new improved all round vision - no more turning your head to see things!
lol

I was told a few years ago that because of my astigmatism I couldn't have contact lenses at all. Later my optician said I could but only one particular type (hard lenses?) and they were more likely to irritate my eyes. How did you find them? I keep thinking about trying them but haven't got around to it.
Quote by rachel-lane
I drank a whole bottle of pimms on saturday night and ended up too pished to do anything that day and too hungover to do anything the next lol

That's my kind of weekend. Why do I always crave Pimms when the sun comes out?
you lightweight :twisted:
Lightweight?
Quote by fruity1976
I drank a whole bottle of pimms on saturday night and ended up too pished to do anything that day and too hungover to do anything the next lol

That's my kind of weekend. Why do I always crave Pimms when the sun comes out?
I reregistered to see if I could, no intention to post. Managed to register, then they banned the ip within seconds. I guess they won't leave it unmoderated for a while.
The size of a mans nipples has never really interested me! Besides I keep getting told size isn't everything.... lol
But I do love my nipples being played with.
My ip isn't banned either because everything I posted was from Tool's PC. lol
Quote by Debbiewebs
Does that mean the tranquilizers can go away for a while Debbie?
John
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to bloody right!.....how did you gusse lol lol
Uhuru
HOW did you manage that?? Mine have another week off.

:therethere: :therethere: you can have me left over tranqullizers lol lol
Thanks, I need them! Tried to drown the monsters in the swimming pool this afternnon but the lifeguard wouldn't let me. mad
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Indeed :shock: .
I believe that the bus load of butches actually caught him heading towards the coastal road.
He didn't run fast enough confused
All I can say is that Tool will be in therapy for a very long time
:crazy:
:grin:

So those many discarded waxing strips that litter the coastal road were...GULP... :shock:
I need to lie down... :shock: :shock: :shock:

Well he has been asleep for a long time this evening - do you think I should call a doctor?
I have a cat, love my computer and often can't be bothered to shave my legs. Does this mean I am a butch lesbian? :shock:
And if so, can I spank Tool as he is asleep on the sofa next to me?? lol
Quote by luv2lick
So...the meaning of life is....Jaffa Cakes lol lol lol

could be... but even if it isnt.... I cant be the only one who has done this surely?
I'm pretty sure Tool has done it too.
Quote by MQ
i should let my sister know about burberry dobbers. shes the biggest chav going. my neices were dressed in moshino dresses at the age of two , not to mention dkny chippy fcuk oh the list is endless. shes obessed with how they look. the sad part is they cant go out and play and get all mucky cos there in these bloody labels. but she wont listen rolleyes

Sod that for a lark! George at Asda do fab kids clothes, and if they get knacked up, dead cheap to replace!
Nime get charity shop for playing out - George is for best!! lol
Quote by hornyred and dino
travel inn,,, sexy as fuck with the right companions biggrin biggrin biggrin wink

My sexiest experience yet was in a Travel Inn. smile
Quote by ukkeith
Cathy I didn't take what you said the wrong way, not at all.
kiss
Ukkeith, I was only trying to have a laugh with what I posted, it wasn't intended to be critical at all. Nobody says you have to be perfect; you took what I posted in the wrong way. Some of the mistakes were so obvious to me that I messed about with some of the words you wrote, that's all. biggrin Please don't be offended. that wasn't my intention.
If nothing else, this goes to show that what you type, is something vastly different from what you actually mean.

That’s ok Bev kiss ! being dyslexic can make you some what defensive, I know some others are in the same boat as me self. I am not just talking for my self when I tell you it takes some balls to post on any site knowing that some one it sitting there ready to take the piss.
Agreed
Storm Keanu and Sapphire Chardonnay. Glad I've had all the kids I'm going to have!
Quote by Horous
Far more interesting on here, so I have no idea what's going on with the football.
John
lol

Agreed! Although I used to be a football fan, somehow when I grew up anything related to sex seemed more fun. lol
Quote by VenusnMars
r is to lose at strip poke and
b throun out with nothing bar
r front door key. and b left to fing
r own way home as we r redface

If your post made any sense (as if it was written in English) I might have been able to respond. rolleyes
I take it you haven't read the whole thread then.
I believe a lot of damage was done in the 80s when education took a downward turn with politicians eager to turn out blue collar workers instead of academics. I guess suppressing the masses safeguards the interests of an elitist society.
Shit! I knew I should have stayed out of this thread. I caught dyslexia! :shock: :shock: :shock:
A helping hand is nice, but it's not always nice to center out one person and correct them publically. It can make them feel foolish. If it's a serious repetitive mistake, then a PM is much more diplomatic.
I have a dyslexic friend who is impossible to teach. Not because he is lazy, but because he is embarrassed. Everytime I tried to correct him on something (and this was during help that he asked for), no matter how nicely, he'd respond with "Yes, I know!". A habit learnt from a life-time of covering up because of the teasing he'd received throughout school.
Venusxxx
Phonetic methods of teaching spelling in the 80's left me completely unable to spell. I have taught myself by using a dictionary or spell check!
Another reason peopel who are dyslexic find it difficult to learn in adulthood is, in my opinion, a lack of affordable teaching. Evening classes are not cheap. And anything that is free is usually inadequate due to lack of funding. (Not due to the teachers!)
Tool suggested it to me. I wasn't sure at first but I'll give most things a go once - if you don't like it you don't have to do it again after all. As soon as I got involved I loved it!
Quote by bollocks
I've never felt Ebay or Paypal controlled anyone. Are we getting off topic here? I would say car registration and tax is far more of a 'big brother' issue. How long before sat nav is used to pin point your every move? Or mobile phones? It can't be far off 100% of over 18s that have one. How long before they integrate them with some kind of ID card system?
We could get scared by all this. But why? The authorities can already track us where necessary by millions of different means, whether we consider it necessary or not.

Sat Nav/GPS, mobile phones??? they are exactly what I am talking about, and it is not 'how long' (because they are already used to track criminals etc) but rather how much more invasive will it get?
Uhuru that you take an unrestricted authoritarian society as 'an acceptable norm' somewhat proves my point, it is becasue we here have never been subject to a constitutional restricting of government that we do not question when such invasive tyranny comes along, we (as you have just done) simply say 'ah fuck it, its here what can we do'?????
That is my point, why should it be here?, it shouldnt!, we the people should not allow it, simple really!
There is no historical reson for it other than social control and it amazes me the number of people whom seem keen to permit such an action when infact such a control structure under a free society should never and could never be implemented
It shouldn't be here but it is. I don't like it any more than you. In 1837 when registrations of birth became compulsory people didn't like it and tried to avoid it. Now we accept it as the norm. My point is that we still have a choice in using electronic means. I don't have to use my mobile phone or my PC. I don't have to use cash machines or any other electronic finance. I could disappear into oblivion if I choose to, as could anyone else.
I prefer not to use these things but I don't believe electronic means of dealing with finance have suddenly introduced Big Brother to the world. The authorities have been following and checking up on us for years. Birth certificates, National Insurance numbers, National health numbers. Electoral role, etc etc. Believe me, it's far easier than you think to trace a person, without using computers or electronics of any kind.
Quote by bollocks
Some good points and I'm not going to argue with you as you are probably right but what is the alternative - society 50 years ago was fine if you fitted in where you were but hell if like most people on here you had alternative views on things.
The electronic society allows people to do their own thing anonymously and without having to face people who will whisper and gossip. Most people worry more about their kids school teacher or their neighbour knowing their business than a faceless computer.
All things have their upsides and downsides only time will tell - maybe 2084? :shock:
Roger the Dragon cool

Rog mate, the convenience tag is merely the grease on the wheels to get it through 'it' being the plan to have each and every human tagged and bagged, the ability to know EVERYTHING you do, where you go, what you think all via RFID chips
Once the control grid is inplace then you wont be able to merely opt out it will indeed be the beast system (a term I am hesitent to use purley because it gives off a bollocks air of bible bashing which is not my thing at all), once it is in place then the ruling classes (like never before) willl be able to herd us into whatever crap they have instore for is, all thanks to us subscribing to this convenient technology
Yes it does offer convenince but it also offers unlimited control powers to whichever tyranny is in power at the time, shit soviet russia/nazi germany would have loved even one tenth of that which is on offer right here, in truth we are dealing with the same people
The point is we have politicians alot of whom have stated that even such things as free thought should be considered a privilege not a right, that how we think...human mental telemetry should be controlled, and what do we see now as per Huxleys Brave New World that depicted a society controlled by drugs programs (SOMA tablets) etc?, what do we see?? we see a society that is ever more closing down on free speech and those that oppose it are labled terrorists, those that oppose the teachings of current governemnts are labled troublemakers and targetted underthings such as the US patriot act with FBI directives such as project Megido which targets homeschoolers as terrorist groups (hey google it if you dont believe me folks) and.....those that disagree and feel depressed with such a society are forced to take drugs with names such as oooh lets see....SOMA (as per the drug mentioned earlier from Huxleys book), yes people you couldnt make this up!
It is not about convenience, that is merely the ticket on which this stuff gets sold, it is waht it allows (in terms of control) the tyranny in power do do to us
We are not talking about convenice in the same narrow context as microwaving your tea, see?
I've never felt Ebay or Paypal controlled anyone. Are we getting off topic here? I would say car registration and tax is far more of a 'big brother' issue. How long before sat nav is used to pin point your every move? Or mobile phones? It can't be far off 100% of over 18s that have one. How long before they integrate them with some kind of ID card system?
We could get scared by all this. But why? The authorities can already track us where necessary by millions of different means, whether we consider it necessary or not.
Quote by Vix
I know I'm supposed to do it but don't know where and haven't had time to look.

Go to "my profile" and near the bottom of the page, re-set your time-zone to "GMT+1"
Thanks!
I know I'm supposed to do it but don't know where and haven't had time to look.
I think we should come up with something. Would make it so much simpler for those who look but haven't got the guts to say or do anything about it.