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Angelica
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I did this for my son's wedding. I went to Debenhams. The guy who did me had made up celebs in London and he used the Stila range, which I hadn't used myself before.
The results were good and what Tune says about them keeping records is right ( I had to say that so he feels he's making a contribution! rolleyes )
Congratulations and good luck!
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How about a nice long gin and tonic with a slice of lime in it.
The side of my neck is competing with the inside of my thighs - can't make up my mind.
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Reese I cannot believe that you're 42 already !
Happy Birthday smile :) :)
Have a great time tonight
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Quote by DANEM
The bestest snog my other half gave me was seconds after the birth of our first child, with tears in his eyes he kissed me so softly and whispered thank you.
I'll never forget that moment
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

This is one of the most lovely things that I have heard. Far better than the randy old bugger that started this thread!
Dlep, Is that really you or is it the photo that's given you grey hair? wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Boys I'm all for supporting St. Patricks day but could you at least speak English?
I still have no idea what you're talking about.
Angelica come back and sort your other half out pleeeease worship

Well HLB never mind the scores - it's just the men's thighs - they're to die for!!
I was just snuggling up to TE as we were doing the washing up and thought - I love that smell. Ever since I've known my Tune there's always been that smell of ..... hmmmmm....... peppermintish about him. Although he never eats them. dunno
Even his nightwear has that smell about it, which I have a sneaky smell of before putting it into the washing bin.
Does any one else find that?
Quote by westerross
Alcohol and Angelica applied intravenously please.
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Hello Jags! We girlies will stick together. I'm not going IV for anybody ......... unless he asks very nicely!
I'll have a Black Bush please! wink
Hello all! Thank you for making me feel so welcome. Had a wonderfull time and looking forward to the next get-together.
Many thanks to Devon1and Skimpy. Marcuso and Ice pie. Great night. Good to meet those who were there at last.
Just to prove that I actually exist - aka Mrs TE!
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Nice one debs, shame you so far away
well i can offer, massage(trained), reflexology(trained), indian head massage(training)
help with special needs kids (more than qualified) emotional and practical, dog training (qualified), secretarial skills(qualified), book-keeping(qualified)
and all those things a mom does.
What do I need in return, someone to install a new heating system, lay a foundation for a shed, and help to sort the garden out.
On a not serious note.....offering a sexual talent ;) in return for a man that can go for hours and hours without cuming........pmsl

Oh nooooo! And I was trying to give you the 'real thing' in Notts redface surprisedops: I'm embarrassed - you'll have to do me next time!! :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Like I said I won’t get into the popularity contest thingy, but the subject of what makes a good moderator is intriguing.
I think a good moderator is:
Consistent: That generally requires them to be a fairly well balanced personality but also to have thought things through where common practice is to be applied.
Good under pressure: Not phased by strong or aggressive characters – ready to act sensibly on own initiative when urgent circumstances require.
Collaborative: With the other mods to ensure that the place is run on a consistent basis but also to hear other experienced people’s views.
Good judge of character: It really helps if you can read between the lines to see if someone is being genuine, is a troll or has a damaging agenda.
Generous: Is prepared to explain privately, if necessary, but publicly if others need to learn, why certain actions have been taken.
Hard working: Prepared to put in the time to a lot bone-aching activity on the fora/ads etc.
Good written communication: Essential to avoid misunderstandings.

Competent: No room for airheads.
Intelligent: Needs to be able to hold a sound argument in a controlled way.
Selfless: Prepared to give up their leisure time for the benefit of others.
Innovative: Look at the exchanges on northcoastboy's thread on Missy's good idea on the photoads.
There’s probably more and a GSOH definitely helps!
I don’t suppose Mark has ever analysed it thus but he has made a pretty good job of finding the best people around who fit those criteria in my view.
I tried to re-arrange the criteria into a snappy acronym (‘cos I love doing that sort of thing!) but I gave up – too many Cs and Gs.

Oh FFS I've never done this before - yup I'm quoting meself but I put some effort into it and I want people to see me work of art!!
Edit OK OK this is me TE - I was logged on for me missus to help her with some Friends reunited stuff and forgot - so i posted my stuff as her - have a good larf on me but Angelica is me for the last half hour !! dunno Terrible stuff this red wine - I've told her and I'm in real trouble !
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Himself has just shown me this .
I can honestly say I nearly wet myself laughing biggrin :D :D
You should be a writer.
Try reading 'Hotel Honolulu' by Paul Theroux One of the few books Tune and I agreed on. smile :) :)
Thanks so much for all your lovely to be joining in the threads sometime soon. smile xxx
Hi everyone. This is the first time I've posted entirely on my is fast asleep in bed and i'm really pissed! biggrin :D :D . please please anyone reply so that I know that i've pressed the right buttons confused thanks for listening.
If you ever want to divert to south wales dammie , just let me know and i'll show you around.
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If you ever want to divert to south wales dammie , just let me know and i'll show you around.
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Quote by melons45
Well after hours of waiting lol I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Just want to say a massive thank you to bluetvr for sending some wicked info for me!!
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Well done. Great news. Tell us how you did it!
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excuzie moi can I join in with this. I think I know his weak spots . :twisted:

What have you done with Tune? Is he locked in a cupboard somewhere or tied up? :twisted:
Well no, I think he's having too much fun massaging all the women on here!!
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excuzie moi can I join in with this. I think I know his weak spots . :twisted:

How lovely to see you Angelica biggrin Would you like a glass of wine? Or would you prefer vodka and lemonade?
Hi Mrs FC. I've love another glass of red wine please - this will be my fourth - I think?? :D :D
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excuzie moi can I join in with this. I think I know his weak spots . :twisted:

Now then - Will the realAngelica please stand up ???
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yes dambuster it really is me this time
excuzie moi can I join in with this. I think I know his weak spots . :twisted:
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equal at the very least tune....just ain't right that a man comes home and hasn't got a plumped cushion for his back and a hot meal in the oven.

Right you two are in such trouble the next time I get you together.
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She only did it to make sure you took her out - clever girl lol

cool how did you guess?
And in any case our 'hero' took a couple of anxious minutes wrestling with the key before even he got it to work.
A curry and a bit of fun - job done! wink
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....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!

My thought exactly - I'm off out fer a curry with Mrs TE (Angelica - the angel of my dreams)
Wow Debs - you are really heartwarming. I hope it goes well and that the happy situation continues.
In a smaller way I've had a similar sucess - I admire what you and Mr Debs have achieved.
<<<< Edit: Ahem - just for the record - as some of you might have guessed this message was not posted by Angelica but by a plonker called Tune Essence (Mr Angelica), who was helping the little Angel to sort something out on her account and forgot who he was logged on as. redface >>>>>