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BIGJIMMYUK1986
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38
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Quote by Bloke2005
OK fella.... you were in bi chat yesterday telling the world and his brother you were a submissive gay boy that wanted to be spit roasted by two blokes and spouting fantasy after fantasy.... I assume this is another one? If so, don't waste our time
If it isn't you, then you've nicked the pics off whoever was in chat yesterday spouting crap, but I'm 99% sure the user name was the same. If they've nicked your's then I apologise as you have someone on here that has stolen your identity and changed your sexuality in the process
We're not as stupid as you think you know, so go get your kicks another way - Chat was boring enough and as I was the subject of most of the crap, please don't bring it onto the Forums :evil:
Im sorry i dont know what your on about i have never gone into the chat roomn 1 being i dont now how!
Hiya all need bit of help. Sorry it’s a tad long! But need advice.
Ok when out Saturday night.
I don’t think im ugly but not a pretty boy.
Any way we went to a few pubs had a good drink then moved on to a club.
Got in got a drink went straight to the dance floor, (me & my mate) stayed in the Conner trying to get a feel for the club and seeking out who we were going to dance with & try to pull.
So out of the blue 2 Stunning and I mean out of our league stunning girls come up to us, grab our hands and pull us into the center of the dance floor!!!!!
So im chatting with the one dressed in pink, found out she’s 26 and her mate in the white is 20.
I really fanced the one in white Very small under 5ft! So I danced with her and my mate danced with the one in pink.
Every thing is going great. Looking into her eyes was dancing and grinding with her and dirty dancing things could not be better.
I notice for the last 30mins some guy has been giving me evils and dancing near me, he turns out its her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!!
So they all head to another club and ask us to come
so we go but a friend of there’s could not get in, no id.
So we go back to the orginal club but the girl I have been dancing with didn’t come back nor her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!! I saw them two over the road having chat. I think he took her home!! Not really sure.
Any way my mate he’s meeting up with her in the same club next week. Hopefully the girl I danced with will be there.
Here's where I need advice.
Im hoping she be there were hit of and get her number then go for a quite drink and get to know her!
But 2 things:
1) Her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!! How do I play that one? He did not liking me and her dirty dancing!
2) They might go to another club Lets call it XYZ, but there’s a guy who I used to work with who sexually harassed me and got moved to another depo.
So if they go to XYZ I go but face getting in a punch up! (He has nasty mates) and missing my chance with this girl.
this based on if she does like me.
What advice can you give me!?
OMG I looked into her eyes and I just feel head over heels!!!! And what to get to know her what she likes etc.
Cheers for any help.
Ok when out Saturday night.
I don’t think im ugly but not a pretty boy.
Any way we went to a few pubs had a good drink then moved on to a club.
Got in got a drink went straight to the dance floor, (me & my mate) stayed in the Conner trying to get a feel for the club and seeking out who we were going to dance with & try to pull.
So out of the blue 2 Stunning and I mean out of our league stunning girls come up to us, grab our hands and pull us into the center of the dance floor!!!!!
So im chatting with the one dressed in pink, found out she’s 26 and her mate in the white is 20.
I really fanced the one in white Very small under 5ft! So I danced with her and my mate danced with the one in pink.
Every thing is going great. Looking into her eyes was dancing and grinding with her and dirty dancing things could not be better.
I notice for the last 30mins some guy has been giving me evils and dancing near me, he turns out its her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!!
So they all head to another club and ask us to come
so we go but a friend of there’s could not get in, no id. So we go back to the orginal club but the girl I have been dancing with didn’t come back nor her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!! I saw them two over the road having chat. I think he took her home!! Not really sure.
Any way my mate he’s meeting up with her in the same club next week. Hopefully the girl I danced with will be there.
Here's where I need advice.
Im hoping she be there were hit of and get her number then go for a quite drink and get to know her!
But 2 things:
1) Her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!! How do I play that one? He did not liking me and her dirty dancing!
2) They might go to another club Lets call it XYZ, but there’s a guy who I used to work with who sexually harassed me and got moved to another depo.
So if they go to XYZ I go but face getting in a punch up! (He has nasty mates) and missing my chance with this girl.
this based on if she does like me.
What advice can you give me!?
OMG I looked into her eyes and I just feel head over heels!!!! And what to get to know her what she likes etc.
Cheers for any help.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Same here. I'd LIKE to think I don't look 46 ,
dont worrie you dont ;)
You haven't seen the face
Why do you think there's not one in my profile? :scared: Jeez, I'd never get a shag ! :roll:
I Fancy you just but some of what i think is your Personailty is
and i bet your thinking like every one does, some of us think were not that nice looking etc but really we dont see that we are quite beautafull.Theres some Women that i have seen and So out of my league even if i could "pull" them i dont think i find it so enjoyable or spritable ( if thats a word and spelling? ) as people like you. ;) hehe
You talk about your face thats why you have no photo! Why do you think i go to the Gym im not happy feeling like i have 3 year old arms.! But realting to robhambledon and you even beauty is on the inside. You can be the Sexy / Fit-ess Women/Guy in the world you have to have a good soul and sprit and spark inside?
(ps Sassy-Seren you have that :wink: :lol: :inlove: not flirting or nothing ! )
From the Personailty thread, it means a lot more in a non relationship way if that makes sence.
Im a big beliver in the 3 S's Spirt Soul and Spark ;). Or mabye i talk crap ?
robhambledon thats all right mate you really have to think theres loads of other people put there and i bet they think you pretty
You have no photo so i cant comment on you personaily but hey.
What do you think ?
I voted a mix.
For a long term realtion ship i really do feel you have to have both.
TBH even if i was just sex i still think they would have to have AT least a good personality, Hence while i like to meet up for a drink beofr a meet.
If a women had a body like Christina Aguilera but had no personality then i wouldnt find her so sey as i do now!
Its what makes the world go round
For a long term realtion ship i really do feel you have to have both.
TBH even if i was just sex i still think they would have to have AT least a good personality, Hence while i like to meet up for a drink beofr a meet.
If a women had a body like Christina Aguilera
but had no personality then i wouldnt find her so sey as i do now!Its what makes the world go round
Quote by dark_mystery
with dodgy chicken. I spent all last night chucking up and a lot of today moping about at home coz i felt too crap to go to the office
note to self: next time buy the ready made jobbies and just eat them
I so cant cook to save my life!!
I thought that its not that hard did you make sure the chicken was hot all the way threw and itwas not pink in the middle?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Same here. I'd LIKE to think I don't look 46 ,
dont worrie you dont ;)
robhambledon i know what you mean.
I say to my friend that i think im a fat belly boney armed ugly guy. but he tells me no ! im not and that its about confidence and self respect. and then i think and look again and think no im not a bad guy???
It depends some Women might see a Well built guy and think wow! Some might look and think yuk thats sick!
Really boil's down to the type of person i think?
Some advice.
I use to be like that. But if i know im on an night out or meeting up i make sure i dont go out with a fully loaded gun. I make sure i shoot at least 3 shoots out befor i go ;)
And trust me it works.
Also as its been said is stopping and starting. And rather than you thinking " yes this is brilliant I love this "
Try to get in the fram of mind " I hope she/he likes this "
What im saying there is instead of thinking how well your enjoying it, try to do everything you can to make him/her feel good and think yeh there enjoying that.
If that makes sence??? Hard to explain!
I use to be like that. But if i know im on an night out or meeting up i make sure i dont go out with a fully loaded gun. I make sure i shoot at least 3 shoots out befor i go ;)
And trust me it works.
Also as its been said is stopping and starting. And rather than you thinking " yes this is brilliant I love this "
Try to get in the fram of mind " I hope she/he likes this "
What im saying there is instead of thinking how well your enjoying it, try to do everything you can to make him/her feel good and think yeh there enjoying that.
If that makes sence??? Hard to explain!
I rasied a surrport ticket on the tech prob i was having But i have to raise it here because:
Now and then i be browsing the forum or adverts and i will be logged out! and when i click log in it takes me to the join up page? and click log in again and it just refreash's the page.
So i rasied a ticket when i i log in to see what you have put it takes me to the log in screen!
Am i the only one who gets this ???
Cheers for any help.
Regards
Jimmy
Now and then i be browsing the forum or adverts and i will be logged out! and when i click log in it takes me to the join up page? and click log in again and it just refreash's the page.
So i rasied a ticket when i i log in to see what you have put it takes me to the log in screen!
Am i the only one who gets this ???
Cheers for any help.
Regards
Jimmy
Quote by Saffy
Thought that title might grab your attention
Ok i was watching a program the other night where they had a line of 16 girls in their bras.
Then 5 guys had to see how fast they could undo the womens bras just using one hand.
Most guys managed 3 to 5 in 45 seconds know but one guy who holds the record did it in 20 seconds must say i was impressed.
My question is are guys good or bad as this simple little task? What do you think girls?
I just know you guys are going to have to comment here
Depends on the make of bra! TBH. If your joey you can just look at a bra and it pops off!
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hiya Jimmy and :welcome: to the site
Minx x x
Hello Welsh minx thanks for kiss back at you: :therethere: :kiss:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Age means nothing normally hun. I like to think my outlook on life belies my advancing years but I've got underwear older than you, not to mention kids :giggle:
I see what you mean. But dont worrie about that. Age is just a number!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sassy effects her best Joey voice
Hi Jimmy, How you doing? :rascal:
Just checked his profile again.............20????? :doh:
100 lines: :jagsatwork:
I must not perv the young boys
I must not perv the young boys
I must not perv the young boys
I must not perv the young boys
I must not perv the young boys
Haha friends fan good me 2
lol And it was a very good joey voice.Age means nothing! big beliver in that. You can prev at me any time
xhehe your all so friendly
Hi all thanks.
I hope i do find what im looking for. Got my adverts sorted so who knows got nothing to lose.
Hmmm your in Newcastle? im in Surrey so i dont know how ? lol ! Maybe in a Dream ? Hehe
I hope i do find what im looking for. Got my adverts sorted so who knows got nothing to lose.
Quote by Bloke2005
Welcome Jimmy - you look familiar for some reason (and before the comedians start, I mean it)
Have fun fella :thumbup:
Hmmm your in Newcastle? im in Surrey so i dont know how ? lol ! Maybe in a Dream ? Hehe
