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It could have been worse, I could have said that my Amiga was better then your Atari ST!
I loved my Amiga 500 and 1200. I also have an ST.
But yes, I remember those days too...
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Oh Christ... I can't believe this!
Here we are on Swining heaven, and the conversation has descended
into "Bloody 6502, only the Acc, X and Y... give me Z80 any day!".
I just can't get away from programmers!!!! (
:lol: :lol: )
Anyhow, the 6502 had more addressing modes than the Z80, so
it made up for having fewer registers. I enjoyed coding on it.
8086 - no fun.
68000 - bit of a culture shock after 6502, odd address errors and so on.
I gave up after 4GL's got replaced by C++.
Guess we're all coders here then? what does that say about swingers/doggers?
:P
Here we are on Swining heaven, and the conversation has descended
into "Bloody 6502, only the Acc, X and Y... give me Z80 any day!".
I just can't get away from programmers!!!! (
:lol: :lol: )Anyhow, the 6502 had more addressing modes than the Z80, so
it made up for having fewer registers. I enjoyed coding on it.
8086 - no fun.
68000 - bit of a culture shock after 6502, odd address errors and so on.
I gave up after 4GL's got replaced by C++.
Guess we're all coders here then? what does that say about swingers/doggers?
:P
But surely there are those couples out there who will get a message like...
"I'm Bob I've got a huge cock and I can cum 5 times a night. Fancy a shag?"
...and just go for it, for the thrill of the unknown.
Just as there are those who think it's crass and anti-social.
It takes different strokes!
"I'm Bob I've got a huge cock and I can cum 5 times a night. Fancy a shag?"
...and just go for it, for the thrill of the unknown.
Just as there are those who think it's crass and anti-social.
It takes different strokes!
One night my wife and I ordered pizza...
It took ages to arrive, and we'd quite forgotten about it when
we started to get frisky on the bed. It was early evening, so
the bedroom curtains were partly open.
She was on the bed on all fours, and I was stood at the end
of the bed buried up to the hilt, and hammering away like there
was no tomorrow, when out of the corner of my eye I caught
sight of the pizza delivery girl - quite an attractive 20 something
in a motorcycle jump suit.
I didn't look at the girl, but I could kinda see her with her neck craned
to one side trying to get an eyeful, but she was trying to hide in the
front porch at the same time.
This was more excitement than I could bear, so I pulled out and
splashed hot spunk all over my wife's backside, and wanked
my knob for good measure. As I turned toward the window,
the girl ducked in the porch and rang the bell!
I grabbed a dressing gown and opened the door, she was
all smiles and very friendly if a little red faced. Pizza was great,
and I tipped her £3. "Oh no really, there's no need!" she said.
"That's OK I'm sure you've just earned it...." I said.
She went the colour of beetroot!
"Y'know, coming all this way, as we're on the edge of
your delivery area".
"OH RIGHT!" she said and thanked me again.
Apparently there are 6 people that deliver from the Pizza place,
but everytime we phone for a pizza she always delivers it!
I wonder why???
It took ages to arrive, and we'd quite forgotten about it when
we started to get frisky on the bed. It was early evening, so
the bedroom curtains were partly open.
She was on the bed on all fours, and I was stood at the end
of the bed buried up to the hilt, and hammering away like there
was no tomorrow, when out of the corner of my eye I caught
sight of the pizza delivery girl - quite an attractive 20 something
in a motorcycle jump suit.
I didn't look at the girl, but I could kinda see her with her neck craned
to one side trying to get an eyeful, but she was trying to hide in the
front porch at the same time.
This was more excitement than I could bear, so I pulled out and
splashed hot spunk all over my wife's backside, and wanked
my knob for good measure. As I turned toward the window,
the girl ducked in the porch and rang the bell!
I grabbed a dressing gown and opened the door, she was
all smiles and very friendly if a little red faced. Pizza was great,
and I tipped her £3. "Oh no really, there's no need!" she said.
"That's OK I'm sure you've just earned it...." I said.
She went the colour of beetroot!
"Y'know, coming all this way, as we're on the edge of
your delivery area".
"OH RIGHT!" she said and thanked me again.
Apparently there are 6 people that deliver from the Pizza place,
but everytime we phone for a pizza she always delivers it!
I wonder why???
Reading this thread, I kinda got the impression that Jerk was leading up to
some kinda question like "does that make me bisexual?" or something...
...maybe I'm wrong of course.
I can't say I've ever been in a room with other blokes tossing off to
a porno video or the like. However, I have been at a swingers party
with a load of blokes all watching 3 cpls on the bed, and we were
all wanking... so is there really a difference there?
Come to think of it, there is - because there was always the chance
of us getting into the action!
some kinda question like "does that make me bisexual?" or something...
...maybe I'm wrong of course.
I can't say I've ever been in a room with other blokes tossing off to
a porno video or the like. However, I have been at a swingers party
with a load of blokes all watching 3 cpls on the bed, and we were
all wanking... so is there really a difference there?
Come to think of it, there is - because there was always the chance
of us getting into the action!
Personally I'm a dogging virgin...
I've been to swingers parties, and the emphasis there was on participation.
But even so, there were a lot of guys who were happy to stand there and
pleasure themselves. In fact a lot of them seemed to get off on the fact
that they were stood there wanking in front of so many people watching them.
The first time I went I just watched, until I was asked to join in by a married
couple. The wife called me over and asked me to suck her nipples... Her
hubby just looked me up and down and said "you'd better do as she
says, she's very bossy". I nearly came there and then! :shock:
But I would say I'd be happy to watch unless I got asked to join in - I'd
not be brave enough to ask!
I've been to swingers parties, and the emphasis there was on participation.
But even so, there were a lot of guys who were happy to stand there and
pleasure themselves. In fact a lot of them seemed to get off on the fact
that they were stood there wanking in front of so many people watching them.
The first time I went I just watched, until I was asked to join in by a married
couple. The wife called me over and asked me to suck her nipples... Her
hubby just looked me up and down and said "you'd better do as she
says, she's very bossy". I nearly came there and then! :shock:
But I would say I'd be happy to watch unless I got asked to join in - I'd
not be brave enough to ask!
I've often wondered about "house dogging"...
Is there such a scene?
I could imagine something whereby you let people know you're into shagging with
the curtains open and you tell them to lash a scarf over your gate to let you know
they're a dogger, not a copper or a poor unsuspecting dog walker!
Perhaps I've thought about this a bit too much!
Is there such a scene?
I could imagine something whereby you let people know you're into shagging with
the curtains open and you tell them to lash a scarf over your gate to let you know
they're a dogger, not a copper or a poor unsuspecting dog walker!
Perhaps I've thought about this a bit too much!
I see heated comments...
I also see the rules for the forum...
I also see a link to the left of my screen telling me all the dogging sites in the UK!
Hmmmmmmm..... double standards or just a strange set of rules given the obvious?
Not trying to stir it up, just pointing it out.
If you click the link you get....
"Welcome to our dogging sites/locations section. We'll be updating it on a continuous
basis, so keep checking back, and if you want to let us know of a dogging
site/location that isn't listed here then go to the county in question and click on the
add dogging location link within. Let's work together to make this a great resource
for all the doggers and exhibitionists out there."
Seriously, am I missing something?
I also see the rules for the forum...
I also see a link to the left of my screen telling me all the dogging sites in the UK!
Hmmmmmmm..... double standards or just a strange set of rules given the obvious?
Not trying to stir it up, just pointing it out.
If you click the link you get....
"Welcome to our dogging sites/locations section. We'll be updating it on a continuous
basis, so keep checking back, and if you want to let us know of a dogging
site/location that isn't listed here then go to the county in question and click on the
add dogging location link within. Let's work together to make this a great resource
for all the doggers and exhibitionists out there."
Seriously, am I missing something?
What I read was simply someone calling a woman "useless"...
By all means call a car useless, a hammer useless or maybe even an old
sheepdog past it's prime useless, but there is a ring of the masoganist about
someone who refers to a woman in that way.
Perhaps "unsuitable companion" would have been a better way to put it?
By all means call a car useless, a hammer useless or maybe even an old
sheepdog past it's prime useless, but there is a ring of the masoganist about
someone who refers to a woman in that way.
Perhaps "unsuitable companion" would have been a better way to put it?
Not being very experienced in this pastime, I can still see
that this kind of behaviour would be very irritating...
Best thing to do is call the Police, tell them you've seen
a car speeding at 80mph through town heading down
to (x - i.e. where you are ) and that the number plate
was xxxxxxx.
Heheh!
OK, so that's not very nice - but hey, one good turn
deserves another.
that this kind of behaviour would be very irritating...
Best thing to do is call the Police, tell them you've seen
a car speeding at 80mph through town heading down
to (x - i.e. where you are ) and that the number plate
was xxxxxxx.
Heheh!
OK, so that's not very nice - but hey, one good turn
deserves another.
Having read many postings on this forum, I'd just like to say that I'm
really impressed by the sensitivity and maturity of the members...
OK, so I'm actually shocked(!) It's really nice to see that the dogging
community is predominantly sane, understanding, approachable and
just plain old fashioned 'nice'.
(dismount podium)
My own personal experiences are very limited. A few outdoor daytime
sex sessions with my girlfriend ( one on the Great Orme, which was
fantastic! ), and a rather strange after-club experience where 3 girls
wanted me to watch them pee (!?) OK, so they had plans for my manhood
too - but I was fairly sober and they were totally p*ssed so I made my
excuses and left.
I've been to swingers nights at clubs which were amazing, but never
tried dogging - not sure if I've got the courage to go back if I got
rejected!
It seems that the Wirral isn't exactly the best place for dogging either,
( unless someone wants to let me in on a secret! ).
really impressed by the sensitivity and maturity of the members...
OK, so I'm actually shocked(!) It's really nice to see that the dogging
community is predominantly sane, understanding, approachable and
just plain old fashioned 'nice'.
(dismount podium)
My own personal experiences are very limited. A few outdoor daytime
sex sessions with my girlfriend ( one on the Great Orme, which was
fantastic! ), and a rather strange after-club experience where 3 girls
wanted me to watch them pee (!?) OK, so they had plans for my manhood
too - but I was fairly sober and they were totally p*ssed so I made my
excuses and left.
I've been to swingers nights at clubs which were amazing, but never
tried dogging - not sure if I've got the courage to go back if I got
rejected!
It seems that the Wirral isn't exactly the best place for dogging either,
( unless someone wants to let me in on a secret! ).
