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Barneyandbetty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 53
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Quote by Sara_2006
chelle from 'jeff and chelle' cannt get online herself at this time but would also like to add her thanks to everyone who turned up.
she such a fat person she couldnt get through the door of the forum :twisted: luffs ya chelle :inlove:
i am gonna be in so much trouble for that so i will now run (hop) away so fast she cannt catch me
chicken
Quote by play-g-j
Thanks Sara for organising another fab night out! Luffs ya babe
I dont think i have ever had the pleasure of feeling so many nice asses all in one night gggrrrrrrrrrrr Mr Happy!!!!!!!!!!!
Still didnt get a snog from the pierced tongue...I live in hope...... :shock:
Breakfast was fab too
Somebody else did though and not just a kiss :violin:
Quote by Nicewheels
oh dear
am not going to even make the reserve list!!
have my auditon for Big Brother VII on the same day!
hope u all have a great night xx
Nicey
Ermmm Wheely mate.......BB7 has already been hun....in 2006...and Petey won it...wanker!!!! oops not you, Pete's fave word
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Luv Batty xxxxx
Quote by flower411
sorry but i find this all to bizzare, no matter which server nw room is it will crash my view shells view respect to all others people's view
You what?????
I think if you read it slowly and add some commas, you just need to know who "shells" is :lol:
Flower...I have given up trying to understand mr mish :lol: He is extremely BIZARRE!!!! (Andy take note of the spelling!!!)
Quote by Us2inmanc
Confirming that we will be there.....now hasn't that made your year RWL???
am over whelmed.....my whelm has never been more over
RWL
xx
Now now Grandad!! Told you before...steady on or you will give yourself a hernia...I will not be held responsible for the demise of an OAP ffs, I don't deal with guilt too well!!
ffs dont injure the o.a.p tour guide lol
ffs tour guide??? Be lucky if he can remember his own name....aww bless him....oh well, won't be long til he qualifies for care in the community!! :lol:
Quote by redwine_lover
Confirming that we will be there.....now hasn't that made your year RWL???
am over whelmed.....my whelm has never been more over
RWL
xx
Now now Grandad!! Told you before...steady on or you will give yourself a hernia...I will not be held responsible for the demise of an OAP ffs, I don't deal with guilt too well!!
Quote by Barneyandbetty
can you please put our names down ............ this would be our first outing so be kind lol
:welcome:
OMG!!! You are brave...meeting us lot on your first outing...brace yourself!!!
:cheers: xxxx
Ok...its official.....Im an idiot...just totally ignore that last post!! FFS I always find out stuff last!!!
Hi Girlies
I think Barney has mentioned it but I thought I better had too.....I'm sorry but I can't make the night out :cry:
I haven't got a sitter and also I'm absolutely snowed under with assignments at Uni.
Have tons of fun and hopefully I will get out sometime this year....my last night out was Sept 8th!!!! ffs I need to get a life!!
I think Barney has mentioned it but I thought I better had too.....I'm sorry but I can't make the night out :cry:
I haven't got a sitter and also I'm absolutely snowed under with assignments at Uni.
Have tons of fun and hopefully I will get out sometime this year....my last night out was Sept 8th!!!! ffs I need to get a life!!
I had the normal cravings with my first 2 pregnancies and gained the dreaded 2-3 stone!! BUT I loved my 3rd pregnancy as I actually didn't crave anything, just went off a huge amount of foods including...I couldnt eat any hot food at all (as in the temperature!)...went off meat, chocolate, tea, juice etc so I just drank water throughout the whole pregnancy. I remember my daily meals consisted of banana sandwiches and a plate of grapes, cheese and cucumbers!!
The plus side to this? I only gained 12lbs (baby weighed in at 8lb 13 ozs and I had excess amniotic fluid ). The day after I gave birth, I weighed myself and I was 1 stone lighter than when I conceived. RESULT!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
The plus side to this? I only gained 12lbs (baby weighed in at 8lb 13 ozs and I had excess amniotic fluid
). The day after I gave birth, I weighed myself and I was 1 stone lighter than when I conceived. RESULT!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by KellyANDmike
Seeeeeeeeeeeee Betty hates meeeeeeeeeeee I knew I shouldn't be comingis it too late to cancel??????
<gonna cry myself to sleep tonight now betty)
Awwwww if only I was the kind of burd who would now say "Kelly, I'm soooo sorry, I didn't mean you look like a cow honestly".........but unfortunately I'm not......so I won't!!
:lol: :lol: Well on the day I was born, 29 pilot whales beach themselves and died at San Clemente Island, California!! Not good that!!!
Obviously the news of my birth had reached them!!
I also share a Birthday with Elvis Presley, Shirley Bassey, David Bowie and Gordon Ramsey....alas I cant sing or cook!!! :lol:
Betty xxxx
Obviously the news of my birth had reached them!!
I also share a Birthday with Elvis Presley, Shirley Bassey, David Bowie and Gordon Ramsey....alas I cant sing or cook!!! :lol:
Betty xxxx
Quote by solofun
What the parents did was stupid in my opinion but neglect is a very strong word
Lets see...leaving 3 BABIES alone in a hotel room...out of your sight...in an unlocked apartment...in a foreign country (not that it matters which country it was!)
Yeah, that sounds like neglect to me...and that's being polite!!!
Quote by Clove-hitch
As for maddies parents can u imagine how traumatic it must be for them if they are truly innocent of any crime here other than that of neglect
I'm sorry Clove but you say 'neglect' like it is nothing!!
Whether the McCanns had anything to do with Maddie's disappearance or it was the actions of a stranger, it will always always be because of the McCanns idiotic actions that their daughter went missing!!!! No judge & jury is required to know that they are guilty of that crime.
I know this does seem horrid but I'm not going to apologise for it ....but it should be traumatic for them....whatever trauma they are feeling pales in comparison to what trauma and terror a little 4 year old child has gone through!! My sympathy, prayers and thoughts lay with Madeleine and Madeleine alone.
Quote by KellyANDmike
Ya all in deeeeeeeeeeeeep deeeeeeeeeep trouble now I booked my room
Don't all back out at once hahah
Not sure what i'm coming as yet (mike suggested an angel cos thats what I am awwwwwwww I was impressed till he added the 'with devil horns' to the end of his sentence grrrrrrrrr
would appreciate any suggestions .....Oi betty sensiblle clean ones only :shock:
kells x
Ok on a sensible note Kelly, someone is already coming as half angel, half devil so scrap that one
:lol: On a unsensible note......how about a pantomine cow, you can be the back end!!! Awwwwwww We could call you Daisy
:bolt: :bolt: 
Ok that aint gonna work, nobody for the front bit....leave it with me Kelly...I'll find you an outfit...trust me, I'm a ermmmmmm student!!! :twisted:
Quote by Sara_2006
I keep on getting called sarah. now sara isnt my real name and it doesnt really bother me how they spell it it is generally a source of amusment about how i go about correcting them. But if they want a propper responce to then saying hi to me then at least they should get my site name right shouldt they??or is it just me being picky again.
Hey SaraH
...try Betty...Batty...Batty Boop...Shilpa...Pisshead....Crabcake....to name but a few :lol: And yeah, you are being picky!!
:bolt: :bolt:well betty hun your miss spelled names came about by people actualy meeting you hun and them being apt am refering to 'pisshead' and 'batty' and 'shilpa' am sure others agree with them being apt :lol:
Arghhhhhhh shurrup saraHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :lol: :lol:
