Hey Allgood!
I'd say if this is a competiton, I need to win!!
My avatar says it all, it has a bass and a dude.... Need I say more??
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Bassdude
2 months ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Dunblane
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From a limited technical point of view....
I'd take it to the top of a high building and smile sweetly as it plummets to earth at an acceleration rate of 10ms2!!
Sorry, that's how frustrated I get when the puters screw up. I've got Adaware as well, also Norton, and they both work OK.
Probably one of the more technically minded will be able to offer better practical advice....
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I'd take it to the top of a high building and smile sweetly as it plummets to earth at an acceleration rate of 10ms2!!
Sorry, that's how frustrated I get when the puters screw up. I've got Adaware as well, also Norton, and they both work OK.
Probably one of the more technically minded will be able to offer better practical advice....
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Any man who can recite poetry to me off by heart is welcome in my bed
Here goes:
Sappho stood upon the bridge,
Her voice was all a quiver,
She gave a cough,
Her leg fell off,
And floated down the river!!
Right move over Sappho and don't look Will
Not quite the style I'd have gone for Sgt. I can feel the need to compose the Sappho Serenade....
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Just have to tell everyone (as if you don't already know), Sappho is an absolute angel!!
I had the real pleasure of chatting with her in the chatroom on Friday. This was the first time, previously I've just responded to her comments on these forums. What a lovely person!!
My only problem now is the fact that I'm so far away, hopefully we can continue chatting via the forums, chatroom and PMs.
You'll probably get the impression I'm blown away by Sappho's charm & personality - I am!!
Move over Will, there's a new kid in town....
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I had the real pleasure of chatting with her in the chatroom on Friday. This was the first time, previously I've just responded to her comments on these forums. What a lovely person!!
My only problem now is the fact that I'm so far away, hopefully we can continue chatting via the forums, chatroom and PMs.
You'll probably get the impression I'm blown away by Sappho's charm & personality - I am!!
Move over Will, there's a new kid in town....
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Hi Happy People!!
Well, and I mean this most sincerely, I didn't know I was missed - I'm delighted to be back.
I have been popping in to see who's about but have to be a bit careful in case my (female) assistant questions my frantic internet typing. However, I bumped into Sappho in the chatroom on Friday who persuaded me to come back onto the forums.
So here I am.... What topics need a bit of a stir up?? Fred, maybe you've had it a bit easy for too long... Fancy a nose dive into the poo again?? Only joking mate, I wouldn't do that to you...
Right, off to see what you've all been up to....
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P.S. YEAH, that is me in my avatar!! Look out for my soon to be launched website!!
Well, and I mean this most sincerely, I didn't know I was missed - I'm delighted to be back.
I have been popping in to see who's about but have to be a bit careful in case my (female) assistant questions my frantic internet typing. However, I bumped into Sappho in the chatroom on Friday who persuaded me to come back onto the forums.
So here I am.... What topics need a bit of a stir up?? Fred, maybe you've had it a bit easy for too long... Fancy a nose dive into the poo again?? Only joking mate, I wouldn't do that to you...
Right, off to see what you've all been up to....
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P.S. YEAH, that is me in my avatar!! Look out for my soon to be launched website!!
Quote by tripod
what do you think of this celeb thing in the jungle do you think its fixed ?? is kerry just a moaning t**t ... and has jordan supprised alot of people ??
'Fraid this Dude does watch it, against my better nature!! This is the first series I've watched, honest.... Why.....?? The obvious..... NO! Simply to see John Lydon in the jungle.
As a guy who grew up with Mr Lydon's sense of irreverence, I thought this would be entertaining. It is!!
As for Kerry, Yes, a boring twat...
Jordan? Surprising really. Her assets actually look better (slightly) covered than in the tabloids and she's got the (eh hem) merest signs of a personality!! One thing, anyone noticed she's got a tiny head and skinny legs??
Am I addicted? form your own opinion....
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Quote by BlueEyes
I'll go for January 30th at hours!
If I win, I want Fred Flinstone, Kat, Blissed, DJohn, steveg_nw, Willxx69, gmanxxx, Carpy, Mark, Bassdude, steve_1, Mr Writer, bigdaz69, Sgt Bilko, harry0, Andy_Wakefield (and anyone else I have forgotten...) to do the full monty for me!!!
:twisted:
You got it honey!!
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Quote by ScotsCpl
Well I was wondering if there is a favourite photo ad us blokes like.
For me its got to be Ripley 27851. She consistently posts the hottest photos, and they are frequently updated.
And we is lucky enough to live fairly close to them but so far we have not been lucky enough to meet up with them :doh:
Any other contenders for sexiest photo???
Billy
I agree Billy, closely followed by Arabella (can't remember her ad no). From chatting in the chatroom, they both also sound like really nice people which ultimately is more important than looks, isn't it?
A picture of Sappho would be nice so we can make comment too huh?
Kit is also a stunner.... I can see a top 10 emerging here.....
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Quote by Andy_Wakefield
Who knows maybe one day someone will get in touch with me and say "seen your posts in the forum and you are a bloody nice bloke, lets get to know each other a little better."
Well Andy, from my experience you're a bloody nice bloke. Let's get to know each other better - in the purely platonic sense of course.
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