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Bassdude
2 months ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Dunblane

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I was thinking more in the lines of stealing his quill Jags.....
As if I would hit him in the wallet, that'd just be fuel to the "mean Scots" debate!!!
For the record, I think Will's a lovely guy and look forward to meeting him!! By the way Will, you still owe me a nice wee animated rock star avatar in return for the fabulous Will one that I provided and you're currently using!!!
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Have to agree with those above, Mark...
Site looks really slick and professional!!
Wait til newbies see the content of the Cafe - the illusion of professionalism will be well blown!!!
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There is of course a downside!! I believe Willxx is intending to be there. After reading some of his other posts, somewhat derogatory about us Scots, I think we should whoop his ass in the nicest possible way!!
On the positive, maybe Sappho will be there - she should keep Willxx in line!!
What's the potential venue BlueEyes honey? Feel free to PM me....
kiss
Quote by willxx69
While we are on the subject of avatars - what do you think of this one then?
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Many thanks to Bassdude for sending me this. Unfortunately, getting it small enough to upload has made it a bit blurry - unless there is anyone out there who thinks that they may be able to get it small AND clear.
Let me know.
God, I love this site. :happy:

My pleasure Will, hope you enjoy....
Now, if anyone can find a suitable musician one for me I'd be delighted...
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Try doing an image search for animated gif files on ..
You might be lucky....
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Thanks for your enlightening explanation of the term Platonic. I do, however, think it would be perfectly fair for you to elaborate a bit more if you so wish!! After all, that's why Sappho loves you and I - our extensive comprehension of the English language...
As for Fred, thanks m8..... NOT!!!
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Wow!!
Just read the responses by, particularly, Fred and Jags on page 1 of this thread!! Thanx guys. I mention you by name as you mentioned me....
I didn't know, although I optimistically suspected, that I had been accepted into your group of friends. I feel deeply honoured, seriously!!
So, to you two and everyone else who doesn't think I'm a complete twat....
kiss (in a purely platonic way - I'm sure Will could give a glowing explanation of the origin of the term platonic as our resident academic)
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Quote by mal609
Just been talking to a girl at work, who mentioned that she had been discussing with some of her girlie friends about Big Brother. Not one of them could name one single competitor from the last series. They could all name one or two or more from previous series, but not last year!!
So my task (daft as it may seem) is to discover the names of the competitors from the last series. and if anyone knows what they have done commercially since leaving the House, that would be an added bonus

Cameron Stout was the winner...
Quote by BlueEyes
*looks cautiously over shoulder*
:twisted:
.... we would've gone to check it out this week if I hadn't broken my ankle! evil

Aw Honey... Next time, just let me catch you!!
Seriously though, it must hurt like hell. Hope you are OK and get over it soon. Pretty horrible thing to happen!! kiss
Quote by spidey
yeah, likewise.
can't wait to see the new pictures.
(!!c'mon, hurry, i'm excited!!

Unfortunately Spidey, I think you and I are too far away to experience the lovely Posh "in the flesh"!!
sad
Hi Wilma Baby!!
From my humble (eh hem yeah I occasionally am) point of view, although not a hardened participant in the scene, I have developed some bloody good friendships through the forum.
In general and with VERY few exceptions, people in here are charming, friendly and just generally decent people. I know it sounds weird, but I get a sense of warmth from the regulars in here - even the ones I take the piss out of (FRED!!). It's all meant in good humour and I hope it's taken that way.
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
rotflmao kept Fred amused for ages!!

Confirms what I thought - you're too good for him darling!!!
{that'll stir him up!}
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Quote by dirtyteencpl
Do only bi guys shave down there?

Nope, I go for the half & half look....
Too much information???
confused
Quote by ScotsCpl
Thought I'd get in first with this one;
A Generous Scotsman????

Oi, you'll compound the already inaccurate impression with this one m8!!
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Quote by facialfran
Bassdude..
Stu will be so impressed when he sees you knew the lyric. He has to be be the biggest BC nut...followed them since day 1. Looks like we are off to Dublin in April to see the Casbah Club, I'll tell him to say hi to Brucey for ya.
As to the band...my drum kit is set up and the bed has clean sheets!! lol
Love fran
xxxx

What, you mean the guy who invented the seagull?? Yeah, Bruce is a downright decent guy. He's a mate of my assistant's and I've got to know him pretty well. So much so, I've put a link on my website to his.
As to the band, I'll be straight down wink
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Quote by FredFlintstone

Ps. Stu says im not allowed to join a band anyway cos last time I did I shagged the lot of them and had to leave lol!!!!!!!

stumbles off rubbing his hands and muttering "Now where he hell is my old coo's dick?"
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What kindo of noise do you get from a coo's dick Fred??
:cheers:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Welcome to The forum.
Fred's fantasy is now a reality, he married me!!!!
I still have many unfulfilled fantasies, but I am working on them. Form an orderly queue and I'll whisper them. :lickface:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Me Wilma, me!!! Fred is, of course, undeserving of your beauty, wit and intelligence!!
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Hey Spidey!!
From one fellow Central Scot to another....
WELL - CUM!!
You'll find that everyone in here is wonderful. I'm no expert in the swinging circles but I am (eh hem) getting a bit known in here... FRED!! Care to vouch for that??
Have fun, even if you end up keeping your clothes on, you'll meet some brilliant people and be made to feel most welcome. Just keep your paws off BlueEyes (I'm stalking her) and Sappho (my new babe) - Alright, I can dream...
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By the way, feel free to PM me if there's anything you want to know...
Quote by facialfran
Oh Bassdude......you tease,
You know I would love to take the position as drummer, would love to get back behind my kit....but you are just too damned far away!
Bugger, bugger, bugger!!! (no, thats not an invite!!!!)
Best of luck and let me know how you get on recruiting!
Love from
Fran
xxxxxxx
Ps. Stu says im not allowed to join a band anyway cos last time I did I shagged the lot of them and had to leave lol!!!!!!!

Fran, re. your P.S. - consider yourself hired, we'll practice in your neck of the woods - distance no object!!
Another thing, your signature has had me confused for, hmmm 5 minutes. I thought "I know that lyric" - East Of Eden by Big Country? Bloody hope so or I'm going to look really stupid next time I'm chatting to Bruce Watson (Ha, name dropper)!!
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
You've obviously correctly identified that myself, Sappho, Will and Artificer are the cultured ones


Sgt, and your implication is....
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Quote by facialfran
Hey Fred I like to "wind you up" but enjoy releasing you more...mmmmmm xxxxxxx. (did I just see Goofy?)
Hiya Bassdude, welcome back..how's the band??
Lots of love
fran
xxx

Hey Fran!! I'm in the middle of trying to put a new band together at the moment. Well, at the moment I'm on here typing but you know what I mean.
We really need a bass guitarist and drummer - feel like taking up the latter position (or any position for that matter)??
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.... And a big howdie from me too!!
I know we've sort of made contact in another topic (where you correctly identified my equipment lol ) but here's the official hi!!
You've obviously correctly identified that myself, Sappho, Will and Artificer are the cultured ones - welcome to the club, you'll be safe with us!!
Just look out for Fred though, tends to get himself in a wee bit of trouble now and again.... wink
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Quote by RoadKnight
Actually, darling I think RoadKnight was referring to the bass guitar in Bassdude's avatar. Looks like a Steinberg to me - but hard to tell from here.
Will (slightly concerned with Sappho's Kalashnikov fixation - I found the rabbit much less threatening. As long as bluexxx isn't in charge of it!! :shock: )
* Note to self - remember to pack the Kevlar next time I visit Shropshire *

'Tis true. And until you get up real close, you can't tell. Hohners (effectively Steinbergs made under licence) are a lot more readily available, and jolly good too...
And as for the Kalashnikov debate... professionals use SVDs, and professional thugs use AKSU-74s...!
I'm in awe of someone else with knowledge!!! Yes it is a stonker of an instrument - Hmm, sounds a bit like myself!!
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Quote by RoadKnight
Hmm,
Hohner or Steinberg?

Well spotted RoadKnight and Sappho....
It's a Hohner BV5 five string - don't think SteinBERGER actually do a five....
Anyway, enough muso talk, let's flirt!!
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Oh Christ what have I started here???
OK, I submit. I'll not wind anyone up uless I see comments which are totally deserving....
Sorry for any distress caused, rest easy Fred...
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One problem Fred,
I don't think Will and I are intending to duel. The intention was to start a band together.
I believe Will was going to play dulcimer and I was going to brush up my lute skills... (or perhaps in my case it should be looting)
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
No, it's OK everyone, Fred's been good. Let's just say I've been encouraged to stir things up a bit....!!

:confused2: Not me.........Honest!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Nope, you're off the hook Wilma...
Hey, I've just had a great idea!! Why don't I wind up Wilma, Bluexxx etc. and take the rap. They'll never find me and, in the meantime, Fred can relax, put his feet up, open a beer and chill safe in the knowledge that he's not being hunted....!!
Like that idea Fred??
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
As always Mrs F, as always!!

Please Bassdude, Call me Wilma!!! rotflmao
Love
Wilma
x x x x
"Why dahling, we've hardly met (in the biblical sense)!!"
Thanx hun...
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Quote by FredFlintstone
Oh god - here he goes again! rolleyes
Will - your tights are on inside out - the gusset is showing! lol
Someone fetch some elastoplasts and a bucket! :shock:
Fred

Who? Moi...??
:twisted:
Hey Alexandra...
Have you been playing with the office colour photocopier again??
Your new avatar looks like you've been having some clandestine fun...
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