Hello folks,
At the risk of continuing the formulaic "hi, I'm new here"...
Hi, I'm new here!
Very impressed by the sense and friendliness evident in a lot of the posts on the board. Hope to ask a few stupid questions, potter around on the fora from time to time, and maybe even meet some of you at some point...
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Greetings... from another newbie
Thanks, Sappho & KitKat,
As for what brings me into the throng (please, I said throng, no thong)...
I'm not wholly inexperienced with swinging, but far from being a hardened veteran. Chatting to a friend's girlfriend a while ago brought up the subject of dogging - and google brought me here. I lurked for a few days and liked what I read.
And in case you're wondering...
Straight male in a relationship. The young lady in question in also on the adventurous side, but not sure if she's up to this yet...!
As for what brings me into the throng (please, I said throng, no thong)...
I'm not wholly inexperienced with swinging, but far from being a hardened veteran. Chatting to a friend's girlfriend a while ago brought up the subject of dogging - and google brought me here. I lurked for a few days and liked what I read.
And in case you're wondering...
Straight male in a relationship. The young lady in question in also on the adventurous side, but not sure if she's up to this yet...!
Sex God
Good morrow, good sir! :welcome:
As one chivalrous chap to another: "Welcome aboard!"
Have fun in the Fora (and yes, I did notice the correct Latin plural - you'll go far!).
I look forward to reading your posts.
As one chivalrous chap to another: "Welcome aboard!"
Have fun in the Fora (and yes, I did notice the correct Latin plural - you'll go far!).
I look forward to reading your posts.
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
Aha, a fellow pedant and demon wordmonger...!
Mmmm, I have high hopes of this one. Tell me, RoadKnight, do you alliterate too?
Sappho (in hope) xxx
That reminds me, sweetheart. You are about to be alliterated to within an inch of your life!!
*toddles off to practice his diction*
Sex God
Quote by RoadKnight
The art of good diction is of course all in the tongue...
* Continues with practising rolling his 'r's *
Sex God
Hi Roady!!!!!!!!!! 8)
Sarge, you couldn't get me one of those tanks could you? Imagine turning up at a dogging site in one of those... hee hee, trouble makers beware :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sarge, you couldn't get me one of those tanks could you? Imagine turning up at a dogging site in one of those... hee hee, trouble makers beware :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
.... And a big howdie from me too!!
I know we've sort of made contact in another topic (where you correctly identified my equipment
) but here's the official hi!!
You've obviously correctly identified that myself, Sappho, Will and Artificer are the cultured ones - welcome to the club, you'll be safe with us!!
Just look out for Fred though, tends to get himself in a wee bit of trouble now and again....
8)
I know we've sort of made contact in another topic (where you correctly identified my equipment
) but here's the official hi!!You've obviously correctly identified that myself, Sappho, Will and Artificer are the cultured ones - welcome to the club, you'll be safe with us!!
Just look out for Fred though, tends to get himself in a wee bit of trouble now and again....
8)
Quote by Bassdude
.... And a big howdie from me too!!
I know we've sort of made contact in another topic (where you correctly identified my equipment
You've obviously correctly identified that myself, Sappho, Will and Artificer are the cultured ones - welcome to the club, you'll be safe with us!!
Just look out for Fred though, tends to get himself in a wee bit of trouble now and again....
8)
Hey, I never laid a finger (or any other appendage) on your equipment...!
:shock:
And thanks (to everyone) for the warm welcomes... Hope to have some fun and repartee here.
Quote by Bassdude
You've obviously correctly identified that myself, Sappho, Will and Artificer are the cultured ones
Sgt, and your implication is....
BassDude, might be struggling there on 'implication': I speak 'army' so allow me to translate..
'WHAT THE F******* H*** DO YOU F******* MEAN YOU CIVILIAN S***H**D'
Very nice man that Ernie, his friends call him Sargeant. Once killed a man in cold blood..dropped him in a Black Pudding vat apparently...
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