By Popular Demand....

2 Feb 2004

Hi Happy People!!
Well, and I mean this most sincerely, I didn't know I was missed - I'm delighted to be back.
I have been popping in to see who's about but have to be a bit careful in case my (female) assistant questions my frantic internet typing. However, I bumped into Sappho in the chatroom on Friday who persuaded me to come back onto the forums.
So here I am.... What topics need a bit of a stir up?? Fred, maybe you've had it a bit easy for too long... Fancy a nose dive into the poo again?? Only joking mate, I wouldn't do that to you... biggrin

Right, off to see what you've all been up to....
8)
P.S. YEAH, that is me in my avatar!! Look out for my soon to be launched website!!

2 Feb 2004

Welcome back Bassdude! kiss

Sappho xxx
PS: Fred has been lurking around here today. He's bound to turn up at some point!

2 Feb 2004

Indeed, welcome back!!
Always good to have another musician around. How about an SH band? Now there's a thought! :karaoke:

2 Feb 2004

I wondered why I had been trouble free (relatively speaking) for the last few weeks!
Go on! Bugger off again! wink

Oh - stop snivelling - I didn't mean it - welcome back! rolleyes

Fred

2 Feb 2004

Welcome back, but to be honest, I didn't even see you leave redface

3 Feb 2004

I see you brought your wooden spoon with you Bassdude.
Nice to see you back, missed your strirrings!!!
Love Ya
Wilma
x x x x

3 Feb 2004

Quote by willxx69
Indeed, welcome back!!
Always good to have another musician around. How about an SH band? Now there's a thought! :karaoke:

Sounds good to me Will!! Maybe we could call it the Sappho Serenaders??
8)

3 Feb 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Welcome back, but to be honest, I didn't even see you leave

Thanx Bluexxx. I didn't really leave, just kinda busy so didn't post too much. Don't worry though, I still know what you've all been up to!! The Bassdude's ALWAYS watching....
8)

3 Feb 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I see you brought your wooden spoon with you Bassdude.
Nice to see you back, missed your strirrings!!!
Love Ya
Wilma
x x x x

As always Mrs F, as always!! Don't worry, I'm not going to unduly stir Fred! Like myself, I think he's a dude...
8)

3 Feb 2004

As always Mrs F, as always!!

Please Bassdude, Call me Wilma!!! rotflmao

Love
Wilma
x x x x

3 Feb 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
As always Mrs F, as always!!

Please Bassdude, Call me Wilma!!! rotflmao

Love
Wilma
x x x x
"Why dahling, we've hardly met (in the biblical sense)!!"
Thanx hun...
8)

3 Feb 2004

Wilma Flintstone Wrote:-

I have PMS and a loaded shotgun. Any questions?

NOPE.
Harry0
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You look gorgeous when your angry Wilma. lol

3 Feb 2004

Quote by harry0
NOPE.
Harry0

A wise man indeed!
Fred

3 Feb 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I HAVE PMS AND A SHOTGUN. ANY QUESTIONS??

Yes Wilma, I can't reach some of the damsons :grin:
How good is your aim :confused2:
Dawn :silly:

4 Feb 2004

Hmm,
Hohner or Steinberg?

4 Feb 2004

Hmm,
Hohner or Steinberg?

I believe the upgrade of choice for the discerning woman is a Kalishnikov.
Sappho xxx (who sympathises deeply)

4 Feb 2004

Sappho wrote:-

I believe the upgrade of choice for the discerning woman is a Kalishnikov.

I doubt if the Kalashnikov in either it's AK47, AKS, or AKM forms would be of practical assistance. All have banana shaped magazines which many women will find another use for.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
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Retired gunfighter.
Stick to the shotgun Wilma.

4 Feb 2004

Exactly, Harry0 - that's why it is the upgrade of choice. Not only do we women multi-task but we adapt, overcome and survive with the resources available. Perhaps you'd like a demonstration of how a girl handles a weapon?
Sappho xxx

4 Feb 2004

Sappho wrote:-

Exactly, Harry0 - that's why it is the upgrade of choice. Not only do we women multi-task but we adapt, overcome and survive with the resources available. Perhaps you'd like a demonstration of how a girl handles a weapon?
Sappho xxx

You can handle my weapon at any time sappho. XXXXX
Harry0
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Last of the English gunfighters. 8)

4 Feb 2004

Quote by Sappho
Hmm,
Hohner or Steinberg?

I believe the upgrade of choice for the discerning woman is a Kalishnikov.
Sappho xxx (who sympathises deeply)Actually, darling I think RoadKnight was referring to the bass guitar in Bassdude's avatar. Looks like a Steinberg to me - but hard to tell from here.
Will (slightly concerned with Sappho's Kalashnikov fixation - I found the rabbit much less threatening. As long as bluexxx isn't in charge of it!! :shock: )
* Note to self - remember to pack the Kevlar next time I visit Shropshire *

4 Feb 2004

Quote by willxx69
Actually, darling I think RoadKnight was referring to the bass guitar in Bassdude's avatar. Looks like a Steinberg to me - but hard to tell from here.
Will (slightly concerned with Sappho's Kalashnikov fixation - I found the rabbit much less threatening. As long as bluexxx isn't in charge of it!! :shock: )
* Note to self - remember to pack the Kevlar next time I visit Shropshire *

'Tis true. And until you get up real close, you can't tell. Hohners (effectively Steinbergs made under licence) are a lot more readily available, and jolly good too...
And as for the Kalashnikov debate... professionals use SVDs, and professional thugs use AKSU-74s...!

4 Feb 2004

Actually, darling I think RoadKnight was referring to the bass guitar in Bassdude's avatar.

Very quietly and with studied calm, Sappho enquires,
This is a reference to a musical instrument and not Wilma's shotgun?
Good grief man! Do you really want to quibble with a woman with riotous hormones? mad

Will that be lilies or roses?
Sappho xxx

4 Feb 2004

Quote by Sappho
Good grief man! Do you really want to quibble with a woman with riotous hormones?
Will that be lilies or roses?
Sappho xxx

*Gulp* :shock:
I had better get those lilies or roses delivered to Shropshire pronto :doh:

4 Feb 2004

Will that be lilies or roses?

I was thinking about your requiem mass, darling. kiss

Sappho

4 Feb 2004

Quote by Sappho
Will that be lilies or roses?

I was thinking about your requiem mass, darling. kiss

Sappho

I know you were. Merely trying to redeem myself. redface

By the way, for the record, it would be lilies and either Mozart or Verdi. Nimrod would be nice at some point as well.
Now where did I put that sack-cloth and ashes. rolleyes

Is that Fred I can hear laughing? mad

:x :x

4 Feb 2004

Me?
Laugh?
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Sorry! Coudn't contain myself a moment longer! Seems this open mouth - change feet is contagious!
Fred

4 Feb 2004

Quote by RoadKnight
Hmm,
Hohner or Steinberg?

Well spotted RoadKnight and Sappho....
It's a Hohner BV5 five string - don't think SteinBERGER actually do a five....
Anyway, enough muso talk, let's flirt!!
8)

4 Feb 2004

Quote by RoadKnight
Actually, darling I think RoadKnight was referring to the bass guitar in Bassdude's avatar. Looks like a Steinberg to me - but hard to tell from here.
Will (slightly concerned with Sappho's Kalashnikov fixation - I found the rabbit much less threatening. As long as bluexxx isn't in charge of it!! :shock: )
* Note to self - remember to pack the Kevlar next time I visit Shropshire *

'Tis true. And until you get up real close, you can't tell. Hohners (effectively Steinbergs made under licence) are a lot more readily available, and jolly good too...
And as for the Kalashnikov debate... professionals use SVDs, and professional thugs use AKSU-74s...!
I'm in awe of someone else with knowledge!!! Yes it is a stonker of an instrument - Hmm, sounds a bit like myself!!
8)

4 Feb 2004

Whilst I am mentioning the word contagious.........
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland, the class swot, stands up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was very contagious."
Then Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, stands up and says, "My grandma says that flu is going around and it's contagious."
Finally, little Johnny jumps up and shouts, "Our next door neighbour's painting his house with a two-inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Fred