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Late lastnight I was sent a new Avatar by someone I thought was a friend.
Now I'm not too sure what they are implying.
What do you make of it?
Should I be offended?
Do I really look like this ????
Dawn :silly:
Dawn_Mids wrote:-
Late lastnight I was sent a new Avatar by someone I thought was a friend.
Now I'm not too sure what they are implying.
What do you make of it?
Should I be offended?
Do I really look like this ????

Wow, that's what I call a really bad hair day Dawn. You really need to sue your hairdresser over that. The last time I saw you at breakfast time you looked a lot prettier than that avitar. :rascal:
Harry0
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Am I the only one in here who looks like his avitar? rolleyes :roll: :roll:
You creep Harry,but i have to say it looks more like me in the i ve never seen you first thing in the morning im not sure what you look like Dawn kiss
Maybe they are just saying you are a Cheeky Monkey, which isn't really a bad thing is it? smile
OK! OK! OK!
It was a little pic I took of you as you were taking the kids to school yesterday Dawn Hun! redface surprisedops: :oops:
We hd had a real shit of a night in the chatroom with some idiot really kicking off and there were 6 ops in the room trying to keep everyone chatting. Dawn being Dawn had just washed her hair and could not resist getting in on the bun fight before she had dried it. As a consequence she could do nothing with it two hour later except go complete PUNK in the morning...... rolleyes :roll:
Personally I think Ian may well have added some hair "cream" during the night to make it THAT bad but I thought it was worth the pic! lol
It is only the second time I have seen her with that look - the first was after she emerged from a bedroom after a 2 hour 36 minute and 14 second marathon at a party......... wink :wink:
I think it is growing on me.. :shock:
All I need her to do now is giggle! :wink:
Down Boy! :twisted:
Fred
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Now if I could just reach the "d" of moderator I could pick it!
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Oh Good God alive!!!! :eeek:
I just sneaked a little peek at the Forum and what do I find?
A new avatar that is a full frontal naked picture of Fred!! FFS!
That will teach me to come in here when I ought to be working! rolleyes
More coffee and paracetamol required I think! redface
Quote by FredFlintstone
Now if I could just reach the "d" of moderator I could pick it!

OI Fred, drop the 'd' down. I have something soft for it to land on
Dawn :silly:
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Oh my! Oh Fred! Oh my God! Oh Wilma - you lucky girl!
Love it, love it, love it - the one dick pic in SH with humour and wit! At the risk of being inconsistent - this one can stay!
Sappho xxx
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OI Fred, drop the 'd' down. I have something soft for it to land on

Catch..........
Oh sorry hun that was not a plum I put in there - well, not an eating plum, well it was a pair of plums, don't bite! redface surprisedops:
Fred
OMG - I don't believe it!
Will you lot please stop encouraging him!!!
It's embarrasing!!!!! redface
Love
Wilma
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Oh sorry hun that was not a plum I put in there - well, not an eating plum, well it was a pair of plums, don't bite!

thats ok Fred, I won't bite, just suck :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
Jags..where are you when we need you..Cock shot..quick delete it!!!
Sorry..couldn't ...resist... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hope your sense of humour is in fine form tonight hun'
Lots of luv
Stu
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PS Please don't kick me!!!xxxxxxx
I am stunned! confused
Nay - worried! :shock:
Here we have someone with a cock pic - a MOD with a cock pic - and not a word, a whisper or a whimper from Jags... :eeek:
Can someone please check that she is feeling OK? rolleyes :roll:
Dawn - get another pic - without the hands and make it an animated "peek a boo" gif! - Plus attachments of course! :twisted:
(Wonder if I could do an animated one and make my plums bounce?)
Fred
Quote by FredFlintstone
Dawn - get another pic - without the hands and make it an animated "peek a boo" gif! - Plus attachments of course!

Not on your life, you know how shy I am :boo:
Dawn :silly:
I strongly suspect that Jags will be along later.
Frederick, my lad. Prepare to meet thy doom!!! :twisted: :twisted:
For once, you may be glad to have me on your side. I will do my best to distract her with a bottle of Merlot, a nice massage and a chat (don't say I never do anything for you).
If you promise to be good, you might even be allowed to shelter under Sappho's skirt again. Actually, on second thoughts, I don't think I want you under Sappho's skirt in your current condition!!! evil
This could get interesting later. I'll be back lol
Quote by FredFlintstone
I am stunned! confused
Nay - worried! :shock:
Here we have someone with a cock pic - a MOD with a cock pic - and not a word, a whisper or a whimper from Jags... :eeek:
Can someone please check that she is feeling OK? rolleyes :roll:
(Wonder if I could do an animated one and make my plums bounce?)
Fred

I've been out... but your picture is so DULL, your appendage so SMALL and your hard-on so NON-EXISTENT that I don't think you could offend anyone!!! Shame, and I had heard such good things about you too...
*moving on on*
:P
I love Fred's new look - it's so happy, so carefree, so inoffensive and so small. And the avatar isn't that big either, it's not exactly hitting the onlooker between the eyes.
It's the exception that proves the rule. No one needs a great staring phallus on an avatar (or even a flaccid member for that matter), but a happy, naked man makes everyone smile at its sheer joyfulness.
Similarly I like Dawn's new avatar - gorgeous cleavage and a glimpse of delights. (Actually I am green with envy - but that's another story!)
The aesthetics of this site just get better and better!
Sappho xxx
Quote by Fred
Can someone please check that she is feeling OK?
Fred, don't you be cowed enough to remove your avatar, I can distinctly see a cock standing proud and tall in Jag's new avatar.
And besides, I think in your picture you have the body of a greek god, and are clearly hung like a stallion.
Although i did try and warn you that you were spraying starch and not deoderant on your armpits, never mind, the effect should wear off in a day or two.
lhk
Kat
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KATE... so good to see you again. kiss :kiss: (just a warm up!)
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Kat - she is definitely getting braver - she just said YES!
:eeek: That is until she sobers up and realises what she has done! :eeek:
Fred
fred, I have grave concerns over your new avatar. :shock:
My worries are within the scheming and devious sect, otherwise known as the SH WI, I can just picture them now at their next AGM, voting on whether the lads should do a calendar blink
scurries off to hunt out my passport for a quick get away, before wilma gets her camera out
If you were worried about the last one Brumlad - this one is gonna blow your brains!
What? rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Jags MADE me do it! :twisted: :twisted:
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Jags!!! How COULD you!!! :shock:
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While we are on the subject of avatars - what do you think of this one then?
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Many thanks to Bassdude for sending me this. Unfortunately, getting it small enough to upload has made it a bit blurry - unless there is anyone out there who thinks that they may be able to get it small AND clear.
Let me know.
God, I love this site. :happy:
Excellent Will, bravo - definitely suits you to a tee biggrin
Quote by brumlad
scurries off to hunt out my passport for a quick get away, before wilma gets her camera out

It's ready and waiting Brumlad!!! Zoom lense attached and focused.
Bring it on!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Fred
Kat - she is definitely getting braver - she just said YES!
:happy: I did hear the rumour. :happy:
Quote by Fred
That is until she sobers up and realises what she has done!
Don't worry - it will never happen! wink :twisted:
lhk
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