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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Jags ,
..now that I know you are being serious (and very silly) I will close out on this one...
....final thought to keep it light hearted...perhaps your an aussie and you your feeling frustrated at being pissed on by |England today....
Beeline

Am neither silly nor an Aussie nor even English - - - AM getting rather pissed off though.
:twisted: oops, temper, temper...suggest you contact Youngbigstud....he's looking for someone like you
:twisted: :twisted:

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6 Aug 2005

Jags ,
not sure why you have started this public spat.....I have never indicated in any previous thread that I am a woman...if you think I have then get off the fence and indicate...all my posts and threads are open for view, perhaps you have just had a bad day...
....all I did was send a light hearted and fun response to youngbigstud.....thought you were making a similar jocular response...now that I know you are being serious (and very silly) I will close out on this one...
....final thought to keep it light hearted...perhaps your an aussie and you your feeling frustrated at being pissed on by |England today....
....sorry you seem to have got the wrong end of the stick, don't want to upset you, you do a good job as moderator
Beeline sad

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
I was saying...
are you trying to fool the members here?
I was asking...
are you a man or a woman??
I was saying...
beware of those who pretend to be other than they are.

:!: Steady on Jags....questions far to esoteric for me....not sure where you are coming from or why....and unfair to use the space of Youngbigstuds thread....
...no fooling, its not my style....
...man...but you already know that if you have checked my posts and quotes
...no-one is pretending to be anything other than what they are....
....so as I said, pm me and give youngbigstud his space back
Beeline biggrin

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Hi Jags....the blue hair in your avatar is nearly as good as the blue wig in mine......yes you are right I am in the final group of the six golden ages of man....but have kept myself in good nick...pm me and let me interest you more....
....oops sorry Stud, taking your thread space...hope you got the kind people of Manchester to piss over you rather than out of you.....
....now Jags, you were saying...
Beeline

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
ok everyone, stop taking the piss. All the guys wants is to get pissed on! If we carry on this way we're going to piss him off and then he'll sulk and piss off somewhere else. Shall we leave the pissin guy alone?

Sorry but I think he's pissing in the wind. biggrin

...talkin about 'pissin guy'....my new avatar...anout five years ago....me tryin to piss in the wind as a lady does....failed miserably...you just don't want to see the next photo.
Good luck stud with your manchester golden rain showers...hope this crowd haven't pissed you off too much....there'r not malicious just mischieveous
Beeline

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10 Jul 2005

37 isn't an age.....I didn't get rid of my acne till at least 40...which is so long ago I can't even remember.....in fact these days I struggle to remember anything....now where I am I what am I meant to be doing....oh yes replying to you 'meet'....PM me ...but hurry in case I foget again
....Beeline...I'm so mature that 'Cracker Barrel' tastes like mild cheddar to me :silly:

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10 Jul 2005

Bloody Hell Meat2pleaseu......so glad i started to have early nights when I was 30....are you sure it wasn't a mis-spent youth that did that to you...
thanks for welcome ...intend to have and give fun through SH site....already getting a rosy glow....would grab a straight jacket, but can't find the keys to the one I'm in
Beeline :silly: :silly:

Quote by meat2pleaseu

male str8 (ish.....), taking the ages of man as:
Infant; Youth; Young Man; Old Young Man; Young Old man.......
well I'm in the next group :silly: :D

welcome to the site (you old fart lol

)
not that im heading towards that status myself..... no, im a youth i tell you, it was just a late night made me look like this.
u should a lots of fun here so grab youself a straight jacket and enjoy!!! :welcome:

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8 Jul 2005

....new here and don't qualify :cry: :cry:
but thought I would be sociable and drop you a line.....have a good one (!!!!) will be thinking of you on the days and times indicated..... rolleyes

:roll:
....but hope to be not new soon...see intro post in The Cafe
byeee Beeline kiss

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8 Jul 2005

Mentor suggested that I write and intro myself wave

:wave:
....so here goes
male str8 (ish.....), taking the ages of man as:
Infant; Youth; Young Man; Old Young Man; Young Old man.......
well I'm in the next group :silly:
Own hair and teeth, both white (hair and teeth both white....not, both teeth white!!!! :crazy: )
Sort of all average....but am doing exercises to make my hand grow from wrist to end of middle finger :wanker: oops wrong sort of exercise....but probably more enjoyable!!
....thats all for now folks.....love to listen to all of your banter rotflmao

......and some of you ladies......wow kiss

:kiss: .....I just adore women redface

Hope to get to a meet or a munch sometime...if anyone will have me....to meet some of you crazy lot
anyway.... hello to you all, its you that makes this site special
regards
Beeline biggrin

:D

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6 Jul 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
No Problem Beeline
Just being helpful here but check out the link below
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39071.html
you might find the organiser willing to give you a place have heard she quite likes newbies.
Best of luck honey
Steph

Bugger

:x :x .... I am in the Lake District on a four night break Thurs 1st Sept until Mon 5th Sept

:banghead:
Enjoy the munch.....thanks for thinking of me....beginning to get a nice rosy glow about this place....will keep eyes peeled for other munches or meets...we will meet yet smile

:) :)
Beeline

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5 Jul 2005

thank you Steph kiss

...I shall paddle in the shallows for a little while.....learn to read the 'threads' carefully before diving in again...a mistake I never seem to learn from....first time as a boy of 5 years old diving into the Serpenine Lido Hyde Park...made a right cock-up of it then as well (non-swimmer...had to be rescued, just like this time) :silly:
.....would love to meet you at a munch....if I can get onto one I will post you......meanwhile I have to let my mistake roll until moderators take pity on me :violin:
regards
Beeline :rose:

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5 Jul 2005

...oops :silly: , Mentor on case and advising....genuine enquiry...not looking for a quick shag...or indeed any shag.....friendship first, but can only do that by meeting people.....if you tell me where the button is I will remove the topic of confusion
Beeline :upset:
ps. straight male

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4 Jul 2005

tried ads both placing and answering, no point answering meet-up or munch ads cos if you are not in the clique then it aint going to happen. :violin: ....but it must happen somewhere in Milton Keynes.....

:banghead:
....fed up being a virgin....help please worship

:worship:
Beeline

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4 Jul 2005

Bloody hell :shock: :shock: .....where are you lot coming from (and I have spelt 'coming' correctly)......this was a tiny little pussy (always the sweetest) furry black and had the cutest little tail...the young lady kept it in a little cage...obviously to keep her pussy out of mischief...but did get it out three or four times......
The seat opposite became free as we pulled into Milton Keynes where I got off (well someone has to live there) so missed my chance to ask her if I could 'hold her pussy' just my luck
Beeline: :doh: :doh:

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4 Jul 2005

:lol: :lol: Just had a great train journey coming back from Liverpool.....was pissed off mad

as the meeting I went to was cancelled 15mins before its scheduled start...but became more relaxed as I sat in the train and watched a gorgeous young lady sit and stroke her little pussy two seats in front of me...
....similar experiences commentary please
Beeline : :silly:

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3 Jul 2005

Nope, I haven't heard that before, like I have also never heard that when you touch the tip of your middle finger to the tip of your thumb that this is the girth....
......must remember to stop biting my nails
confused

:?
Beeline

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2 Jul 2005

well here we are the 2nd July and your meet is now a fast fading memory.....hope it went well....and that Mr Debs has had all the details....and loved every one of them.....I mean whats the point of being naughty unless some else knows.....please tell me your secret for the meet, give me some hope...was it thro the ads section
Beeline wave

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2 Jul 2005

I must be far too late to offer any real Sir Galahad help.....they have probably died of old age by now.....but am in East Midlands so never very far away to come to a ladies rescue.....the technique is simple, spiders are like women they love to be taken in hand very gently...no sudden suprise moves....follow this rule and you can remove all...please don't kill them
Beeline (a newbie and a virgin...to SH anyway) redface

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2 Jul 2005

a newbie....more than that a complete and utter virgin to SH....but am a Burtonian by birth so would love to visit for a munch...perhaps visit relatives after...unless of course something more interesting comes up at the munch....soooo, hopefully I have kept within the rules and etiquette expected...and that by being such a good boy I may be accepted to the munch.....I mean how else are we newbies and virgins going to progress on this site???
thanks
Beeline lol

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18 Jun 2005

well as a complete and utter virgin to Forum I may need some help....the young lady that requires a lift to Burton...can I help....I can supply all the sweeties

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